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Fluids checked. 

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Drivers lunch sorted. 

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2 mince and onion, 2 steak, 2 cheese slices and three pork pies. 

BAG OF PIES. 

 

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Secret tray cleared out, that the OH conveniently missed. 

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Tenners worth of pez in (she left it on the light coz she's aparently a bitch) and colour coded wank cloth installed. 

 

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She's ready for the off. 

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wait what the fuck, yaris have a tray under the seat? when she gets home with the keys im going to investigate...here's hoping for a kilo of cocaine or such like being left behind by the old guy who previously owned it. In all honesty i'd settle for an old copy of autocar.

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4 minutes ago, 1duck said:

wait what the fuck, yaris have a tray under the seat? when she gets home with the keys im going to investigate...here's hoping for a kilo of cocaine or such like being left behind by the old guy who previously owned it. In all honesty i'd settle for an old copy of autocar.

Some do, some don't man. That's why it's a SECRET!

Maybe it was an option or summat. 

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1 hour ago, Jim Bell said:

Some do, some don't man. That's why it's a SECRET!

Maybe it was an option or summat. 

I only discovered it a few weeks before Jim bought it from me when I grabbed what I thought was the sliding seat adjuster and then tried to move the whole thing forward and found the secret tray.

I filled it with Southern Pies(tm) to keep Jim fuelled on his long drive home so glad to see the tradition is being upheld.

Interesting* factoid. A red Yaris was parked next to me in the work car park yesterday and it had 3 of the same trimz on. I'll try and get a photo if I see it again.

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3 minutes ago, Stanky said:

 

I filled it with Southern Pies(tm) to keep Jim fuelled on his long drive home so glad to see the tradition is being upheld.

 

 And they were DELICIOUS. All Yaris's should come with a bag of pies. That should be a rule. 

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Pies - Ive still got some for dinner tomorrow.

Fecking stuffed.

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Chauffeured to Chez Shitpeas  with Mother Womble and her "boyfriend" (78) (because Young Womble wasnt happy about driving back solo on the road where Mother Wombles sister was killed a couple of years back) in a monsoon - fortunately  Geoff is a nutter and was hooning along at 80+ despite the downpour - I think he is making up for years of being a milkman driving a Smiths milk float.

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Pies found - keys handed over - Nipped to the pez station to brim the tank ( really neednt have worried about the light being on @Jim Bell - the to Lidl for a wee and sat in the car park consumimg deliciouis meat products wrapped in pastry.

Journey back took 2hrs 40 mins - and 35 mins of that was Strand Rd in Preston.

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Shitpeas Autos - Would defo buy from again.

Comes with meat pies

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Wank Cloth

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Nu Magic Tree in attractive* fragrance

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Quick post box papping stop..

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@JrWomble

As happy as a dog with two dicks....

 

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Oh - and something that doesnt come across in this photo - but the display has some weird optical illusion whereby it appears somewhere around the bulkhead so when flicking from the road to the speedo you dont need to re-focus your eyes so much.

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Nice touch Toyota.

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that feature is actually surprisingly good, you don't realise how much you have to adjust your depth of vision between dashboard and road until you try one of these - the idea is that the gauges appear much further away than they actually are so you don't have to adjust as much. It sounds shit but is quite good in practice.

The slightly unpleasant brown stain by the crumple in the rear valance is vactan BTW. There is/was some on some surface rust by one of the boot hinges too. Its not poo.

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So after work I came back to find @JrWomblechomping at the bit to wash the car - so I decided to tackle the headlights.

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2000 grit wet and dry - which frankly shit me up scratching the fook out of the headlights.

Then T-Cut and a buffing pad on the drill at STUPID RPM.

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Look much much better - could probably do with being done again with T-Cut and the buffing pad and then they need polish or something else to seal them. And I cant find any polish at the mo othe rthan the cheap shitty wash and wax stuff.]

Found in the boot a tow rope ( should we be worried? and wank sock...

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JrWomble says - "you are not driving my car you have your own...."

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Current high bidder on a set of these so that I can launch the poundland trimz into the hedge.

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21 hours ago, UltraWomble said:

and wank sock...

Thats my ghetto dehumidifier, it contains rice and is at least 3 years old. Also an option (an unappealing one) in case you are stranded miles from civilisation with nothing to eat. A ridiculous concept in a Toyota Yaris, where you'll never be stranded anywhere. Which is why all the rice is still intact.

It could also be used as a makeshift cosh.

Have you found the scratch 'plasters' in the glovebox? A set of smoll, self-adhesive body-coloured plasters to hide smoll paintwork blemishes?

Top work on the headlights, I did them a couple of years ago with a drill-mounted pad and some autosol, which I imagine you can still find speckly evidence of in and around the engine bay. They really do need to be UV sealed though or they go again, as you have discovered.

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And today this happened... Yes it was MOT'd till Jan but Mrs Womble decided before she let her precious into a £7 car that it had to be "checked out" by the garage - so I lobbed a new MOT on it.

Tomorrow tax and insurance and then he can drive me up to the lakes in it.

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