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Moar fibreglass....

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Five caravans fir spares or repairs. Good shassis make catering vans [hidden information] £50 each Must collect today Please no idiots wanting. More photos and a two day messaging come and get them From A1 caravan great north road LS25 5 LQ

Going to be totally simples* to make a 'catering van' from something even banger racers would reject. 

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A pantomime horse inspired merc ml, feast your eyes on this. Somebody has spent a lot of time and money making this look ridiculous.

From certain angles it looks like an RTC.

Ever wondered how to turn 2 shite ml's into 1 and a half? 

*some viewer's may find the following images distressing.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-ML-3-2-AMG-PETROL-LPG-6x6-PICKUP-MONSTER-TRUCK-ONE-OFF-CUSTOM-MADE-/324593107282?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286

 

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^^ reminds me of a film I should never have watched ‘The Human Caterpillar’...... I take no blame for the scars it left on me, thankfully the crazy bitch who was really into it was put out to pasture.... in all fairness she was a BOBFOC and I was drinking to much Scrumpy.

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15 hours ago, Dave_Q said:

Looks like someone already has scrapped this one tbf.

Description is quite honest, you can tell they just barely got it that far on the truck without it disintegrating.

Brave project + Need a tilt and slide to move = ITFFM,BT

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"It's rotten"

That's quite true.

"£1000"

Errr... but you just said it's rotten?

This smacks of someone who's paid £50 for this from round the back of a garage and now thinks they're fucking Wheeler Dealer royalty.

"Bags of potential"

Also true - it could swiftly become a washing machine, a fridge-freezer, bean tins... the possibilities, like the seller's optimism, are seemingly endless....

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8 hours ago, Agila said:

A pantomime horse inspired merc ml, feast your eyes on this. Somebody has spent a lot of time and money making this look ridiculous.

From certain angles it looks like an RTC.

Ever wondered how to turn 2 shite ml's into 1 and a half? 

*some viewer's may find the following images distressing.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-ML-3-2-AMG-PETROL-LPG-6x6-PICKUP-MONSTER-TRUCK-ONE-OFF-CUSTOM-MADE-/324593107282?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286

 

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Fuck me who the hell thought that monstrosity was a good idea? 

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Well it has a dumper engine so it makes perfect sense* to add more dumper parts...

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For sale project based on aixam mega 2 cylinder kubota engine runs perfect jumps out of gear offers collection york

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11 hours ago, Agila said:

A pantomime horse inspired merc ml, feast your eyes on this. Somebody has spent a lot of time and money making this look ridiculous.

From certain angles it looks like an RTC.

Ever wondered how to turn 2 shite ml's into 1 and a half? 

*some viewer's may find the following images distressing.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-ML-3-2-AMG-PETROL-LPG-6x6-PICKUP-MONSTER-TRUCK-ONE-OFF-CUSTOM-MADE-/324593107282?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286

 

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As long as that third axle has drive ( although not sure how it could be done)

im on board 

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13 hours ago, Agila said:

A pantomime horse inspired merc ml, feast your eyes on this. Somebody has spent a lot of time and money making this look ridiculous.

From certain angles it looks like an RTC.

Ever wondered how to turn 2 shite ml's into 1 and a half? 

*some viewer's may find the following images distressing.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-ML-3-2-AMG-PETROL-LPG-6x6-PICKUP-MONSTER-TRUCK-ONE-OFF-CUSTOM-MADE-/324593107282?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286

 

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I'd love to see pictures of the work that took place. Just for peace of mind like...

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On 5/22/2021 at 12:43 PM, jakebullet said:

Moar fibreglass....

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Five caravans fir spares or repairs. Good shassis make catering vans [hidden information] £50 each Must collect today Please no idiots wanting. More photos and a two day messaging come and get them From A1 caravan great north road LS25 5 LQ

Going to be totally simples* to make a 'catering van' from something even banger racers would reject. 

brainiac reinactment?

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 I have tried to photograph all of the rust and have been quoted £200 to get the necessary repairs around the rear window and for battery tray. 

WHY NOT GET IT DONE>? OR IS IT HOLEY THAN A TEA BAG?

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What's 2 scabby minor doors worth?

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This body was going to be used on a hot rod chassis but it never happened. It was cut in two and a few inches added in the middle to make it wider. There is no floor. The doors still have their winding windows. I was going to put it in the field, fill it with soil and plant lots of flowers in it as a feature of interest but my wife said no! No offers, local delivery possible. £200

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"It's rotten"
That's quite true.
"£1000"
Errr... but you just said it's rotten?
This smacks of someone who's paid £50 for this from round the back of a garage and now thinks they're fucking Wheeler Dealer royalty.
"Bags of potential"
Also true - it could swiftly become a washing machine, a fridge-freezer, bean tins... the possibilities, like the seller's optimism, are seemingly endless....
This badboy is back, now even more alluring:

Been bummed for it's engine
Being listed with the same pictures (presumably to hide how much it collapsed when the engine was taken out?)
Still £300 which is 100x more than the remaining iron oxide flakes will weigh in for

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This is not quite scrap yet but it definitely belongs here. 

May be an image of car and outdoors

THREE THOUSAND POUNDS the seller is asking for this heap. He's actually taken out the photo of the front footwell which showed it full of rubbish, and bongs.

Both my own eyes and the last MOT tell me that all the bits of this poor car that aren't made from fibregash and £shop matt black are totally rotten.

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Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

  • under body has had several repirs, under body heavily under sealed.
  • Brake pipe corroded, covered in grease or other material all pipes covered in under seal (1.1.11 (c))
  • all front and rear suspension components have surface corrosion

£300 maybe, for someone with no shame to drive until the MOT runs out.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/330479798485803/

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On 26/06/2021 at 19:52, Dave_Q said:

This is not quite scrap yet but it definitely belongs here. 

May be an image of car and outdoors

THREE THOUSAND POUNDS the seller is asking for this heap. He's actually taken out the photo of the front footwell which showed it full of rubbish, and bongs.

Both my own eyes and the last MOT tell me that all the bits of this poor car that aren't made from fibregash and £shop matt black are totally rotten.

£300 maybe, for someone with no shame to drive until the MOT runs out.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/330479798485803/

That's the modern day equivalent of a Saxo with fibreglass bodykit, neons and lexus lights.

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3 hours ago, DavidB said:

I had a restored Suzuki SC100 "Whizzkid" that had already begun the rusting process familiar on these a couple of years after.

An SC100 that's been in the bushes since 1996?

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@Heidel_Kakao dont you have one of these?

perhaps this might be a good parts machine to keep yours going? :) 

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