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19 hours ago, Eyersey1234 said:

@dollywobbler there's a new project here for you

Well it's truly knackered ✔ somewhat undesirable ✔ definitely not working ✔ extremely difficult to find parts for ✔                                    only thing missing is it has not previously been on fire Calling @dollywobbler to the Beige Phone please

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11 hours ago, Mr Laurence said:

Same old story though, it’s got a VIN and V5. Watch as someone’s pride and joy vanishes off their drive and becomes this weeks ringer......

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5 hours ago, Steve79 said:

This is the sort of crap that happens when you cannot go on a "Whacky Charidee Rally" across Europe with full breakdown cover.

No Benidorm or bust ?
No Prague-n-Hookers?
No Stoned-N-Fisted in Amsterdam?

So it will have to be Smart-N-Swindon with a lot of Grinding instead.

65% of a turd finished in mixed rattle can, it wont fetch much on the bridge.

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6 minutes ago, Dave_Q said:

Not a car but definitely needs scrapping, "possibly" part of an old number plate fished from a canal, £10 to you sir.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/313347863281

'Possibly part of a old style number plate could be a 6or 9 you decide found whilst searching local river Its aluminium as you can see from photos it’s has been painted black/white to freshen it up . Condition is Used. Dispatched with Royal Mail 2nd Class.'

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On 19/12/2020 at 00:16, Rovorsche said:

This is the sort of crap that happens when you cannot go on a "Whacky Charidee Rally" across Europe with full breakdown cover.

No Benidorm or bust ?
No Prague-n-Hookers?
No Stoned-N-Fisted in Amsterdam?

So it will have to be Smart-N-Swindon with a lot of Grinding instead.

65% of a turd finished in mixed rattle can, it wont fetch much on the bridge.

When I’m Minister for transport, it will be law that any “wacky” shit-heap with “zombie apocalypse” stickers on will be impounded and the driver sent to primary school to learn how to be a grown up.

/GrumpyFucker 

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