Junkman Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Holy shit, get a hold of this terminal bellend. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Special-Boat-Tail-Sports-2-Seater-Based-on-1950-170va-Chassis-/121651406624 including a sketch which is useful as a guide to the original idea and concept cros 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-X19-1500cc-X-YAMAHA-XJ600-TRIKE-UNFINISHED-PROJECT-NO-RESERVE-PX-SWAP-/331521781677?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4d303cefad So the front half is a Yamaha XJ and the back half is a Fiat. Given this, how the actual fuck does it get to be registered as as a Reliant Rialto Dick Longbridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 All I can think of is a reliant engine,box ad back axle is used. Along with the logbook and reg plate and numnuts thinking it doesn't need a sva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 And it has Corsa C alloys by the look of it. How many makes in one car/trike/thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardK Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I just threw up in my mouth. A lot. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOW-Mileage-MERCEDES-SL500-V8-convertible-AMG-Body-great-condition-/261884748756?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cf98c23d4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHRIS1980 Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 So the front half is a Yamaha XJ and the back half is a Fiat. Given this, how the actual fuck does it get to be This needs killing with fire. It would fail an SVA test instantly...for being fuck ugly. Who builds shit like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukas Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 I just threw up in my mouth. A lot. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOW-Mileage-MERCEDES-SL500-V8-convertible-AMG-Body-great-condition-/261884748756?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cf98c23d4 Oh, a Brabus-AMG R129. Looks fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sudsprint Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 Holy shit, get a hold of this terminal bellend. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Special-Boat-Tail-Sports-2-Seater-Based-on-1950-170va-Chassis-/121651406624 I love the drawing. It looks like he came up with the idea as a POW in 1942. Junkman, anonymous user, Skoze and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eno Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=181744672432 BARN FINDRequires a replacement shell as minimum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted May 14, 2015 Share Posted May 14, 2015 http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=181744672432 BARN FINDRequires a replacement shell as minimum Another one I don't get... it's up to £77 but I can't see even that amount's worth of useful stuff. I doubt it's any use for ringing purposes either, as it has no documents and isn't on the DVLA computer? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 £750 This is my Suzuki sj off roader for sale it has a spring over axle conversion, an internal roll cage which needs welding to the chassis, it has 15" off road tyres on which have good tread on but are perished and offset wheel rims. It has a homemade Peugeot 1900 non turbo diesel engine conversion with Ldv pilot gearbox, the engine which is in it is seized but there is a 1900 turbo diesel with it. The clutch needs some attention the master cylinder is mounted too low and needs altering to remote cylinder. Im selling due to I havn't had time to finish it off, its brilliant fun and will go almost anywhere http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-sj-413-offroader-with-peugeot-diesel-engine-conversion-/261901301444?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfa88b6c4 Junkman and strangeangel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=181744672432 BARN FINDRequires a replacement shell as minimum Can you go to British Motor Heritage and ask for one of everything? Uncle Jimmy, For Fiats Sake and the judge 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 £750 Picture 1.png This is my Suzuki sj off roader for sale it has a spring over axle conversion, an internal roll cage which needs welding to the chassis, it has 15" off road tyres on which have good tread on but are perished and offset wheel rims. It has a homemade Peugeot 1900 non turbo diesel engine conversion with Ldv pilot gearbox, the engine which is in it is seized but there is a 1900 turbo diesel with it. The clutch needs some attention the master cylinder is mounted too low and needs altering to remote cylinder. Im selling due to I havn't had time to finish it off, its brilliant fun and will go almost anywhere http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-sj-413-offroader-with-peugeot-diesel-engine-conversion-/261901301444?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfa88b6c4 That is a remarkable description, I really don't know where to start 2flags and martc 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 This is too good to scrap, it needs burning first. £300 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHRYSLER-PT-DIESEL-VAN-/121671069224?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1c54292e28 strangeangel, Junkman and Vince70 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 will go almost anywhere Once you replace the fucked engine, obv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Another one I don't get... it's up to £77 but I can't see even that amount's worth of useful stuff. I doubt it's any use for ringing purposes either, as it has no documents and isn't on the DVLA computer?I had no idea mini's came flat packed. Vince70, Junkman, Charlie Croker and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 £750 Picture 1.png This is my Suzuki sj off roader for sale it has a spring over axle conversion, an internal roll cage which needs welding to the chassis, it has 15" off road tyres on which have good tread on but are perished and offset wheel rims. It has a homemade Peugeot 1900 non turbo diesel engine conversion with Ldv pilot gearbox, the engine which is in it is seized but there is a 1900 turbo diesel with it. The clutch needs some attention the master cylinder is mounted too low and needs altering to remote cylinder. Im selling due to I havn't had time to finish it off, its brilliant fun and will go almost anywhere http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-sj-413-offroader-with-peugeot-diesel-engine-conversion-/261901301444?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfa88b6c4 Could've saved all that typing and just put: EVERYTHING's FUCKED and will go almost anywhere Just fucking scrap it. Taff and Nyphur 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Jimmy Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Model-T-1927-/391168212189?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item5b13713cdd Straws, clutching. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetleysmooth Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Another one I don't get... it's up to £77 but I can't see even that amount's worth of useful stuff. I doubt it's any use for ringing purposes either, as it has no documents and isn't on the DVLA computer?What has been seen, cannot be unseen.I reckon there's enough metal there to make a blanking plate for an EGR valve. Junkman, overrun and Dick Longbridge 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 That Suzuki advert is blind optimism at its best. "Has this good feature, but it's broken" over and over again. Great tyres, but they're perished. Engine conversion, but it's seized. Rollcage.... Loose inside the car. Brilliant. stephen01 and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Two from me. Competing with the previous Mini for least amount of rusted tin for sale as a car http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-mini-van-remains-/331580111055?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4d33b6f8cf And the this. Proper 20-footer, and sad because I haven't seen a 635 in ages. Look closer and every panel is fucked. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-635-CS1-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-BARN-FIND-/201367455456?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2ee26f86e0 strangeangel, Junkman and brickwall 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerzy Woking Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 ^^^^^ I think the bootlid on that BMW is ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the judge Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Passenger mirror looks sweeeeet. Bet its seized.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2MB Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Bet it reeks inside that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srad34 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I just threw up in my mouth. A lot. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOW-Mileage-MERCEDES-SL500-V8-convertible-AMG-Body-great-condition-/261884748756?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cf98c23d4 That looks fucking awful, more overhang than something with way too much overhang lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 if you just want the sides and roof ok and I will dispose of rest, He'll have to dig it up first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 The wheels would be great for a trailer. Maybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Honestly what are people thinking when they are bidding on this stuff? And what for? That mini is hanging, can't honestly see any further use for it other than chucking it in a skip. Near me there's supposedly according to folklore, a Morris 1000 that's sat in the woods for the last 30-40 years. Might head off down there tonight and sell it on Ebay as 'Suit Enthusiast - Bring some rubble sacks and a dustpan and brush' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted June 23, 2015 Share Posted June 23, 2015 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-ROVER-v8-3500-/111701683674 unfinished project None runner £1,100.000 bids Submit bid £1,200.00 Buy it now You must be out of your tiny mind, pal. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 "just don't have the time" http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lotus-elite-/171994837117?hash=item280bb0f07d:g:UcMAAOSwhcJWQjSa Much as I like the look of Lotus Elites, this one, and it's yard mates, are just landfill now.Could you possibly have less fun with £1500 than to buy this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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