messerschmitt owner Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 OK - I'm fed up with the ebay tat thread being populated with bastardised shite of the worst kind. Can we try and pop it all here. If you say, 'fuck me, what were they thinking' as you're viewing a vehicle for sale, it deserves to be here. Here's my contribution for vehicles that are simply too shite to describe. Fuck me! What were they thinking? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-126-trike-/121559331889?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item1c4d803431 cros, bolognasal spray, chaseracer and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Dunno wot you mean, Campbell - I can't see a single thing wrong* with that... Sigmund Fraud, The Old Bloke Next Door, GJR 11L and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messerschmitt owner Posted February 7, 2015 Author Share Posted February 7, 2015 Dunno wot you mean, Campbell - I can't see a single thing wrong* with that... it's got a blooming gear lever that would make it look like you were fiddling with yourself everytime you changed gear! It is pogferret purple! it's a single-seat tricycle! it's shite! it's not got any less shite in the last five minutes I am going to have nightmares over it! Nope, still shite. And I still think, 'What were they thinking?' There's eight reasons ... He could redeem himself by extending the gear lever and adding a dildo to it - oops, what am I thinking, the prick would be driving it! GJR 11L, chaseracer, Vince70 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_earwig Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 I was trying to see what the tax disk says but then I spotted the padlock and chain security system, as if.... it's a single-seat tricycle!Anyone with a trike tends to get a bit upset if you use that word to describe their steed, so I've found. Bamboocarman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messerschmitt owner Posted February 7, 2015 Author Share Posted February 7, 2015 Anyone with a trike tends to get a bit upset if you use that word to describe their steed, so I've found.with a gear lever like that, the designer of this tricycle is a knob jockey. It's a tricycle - says so on the v5 of a three wheeler. it's still an abomination! Bamboocarman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Jimmy Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 No need to worry.....It comes with a Haynes Fiat 126 manual. Looks like Godfrey Bloom may be the Vendor too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messerschmitt owner Posted February 7, 2015 Author Share Posted February 7, 2015 here is my fiat 126 tricycle that is unfortunately for sale due to mental health issues.EFA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_earwig Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 Oh, I didn't realise it's on the V5, must remember that next time I'm running from a big hairy biker... Usual practice with the gear lever seems to be to turn it 90 degrees so it's sticking out the side. It is indeed an abomination though, even if someone bought it, painted it up, got all the chrome done, change those pitted forks etc. at the end of the day it would still be an abomination. I remember seeing a lot like that in the 80's, early 90's, cut the back end of a car off, stick a bike front end on. I remember doing a toy run where there were a couple, one Cortina with a straight 4 and one Granny with a V6, they'd even left the back halves of the roofs on, must have been like driving a parachute. Bamboocarman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotorabia Posted February 7, 2015 Share Posted February 7, 2015 found this mobile sheep dip road sign today... Bamboocarman, brickwall, messerschmitt owner and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfour Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 was turning it into a racecar Bamboocarman, Magnificent Rustbucket, Uncle Jimmy and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 In need of restoration http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Classic-2-door-1979-suffix-F-/291376727364?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item43d7680544 Junkman, Bamboocarman, fotorabia and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiperCub Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 What gets me about these clowns is that you & I would think maybe a little prep would help......."OK, got to get shot of this pile of pony, let's spend an hour or so with a pressure washer/hose to clean the crap off, some cutters to remove the plantlife & tidy it up a bit so at least it looks a fraction plausable to the gullable". But no, they just take a couple of photos and add a bunch of flowery BS that a slum estate agent would be proud of and expect folk to swarm to their door. Half-witted mooks. Particularly loved the "Was going to turn it into a racecar" one - epic. Bamboocarman, CHRIS1980 and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaseracer Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Particularly loved the "Was going to turn it into a racecar" one - epic. Armco: it's very unforgiving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Jimmy Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 ^^^'now available with free child'. Poor kid looks like he's stumbled into frame whilst filming a scene from 'Deliverance'. GJR 11L 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Good spot! That's like a rusty, shitter version of Where's Wally Perhaps he fell through the rusty boot floor, and due to the sharp oxidised metal jabbing into his calves he can now no longer free himself, instead resigning himself to being ultimately crushed and recycled into baked beans. messerschmitt owner and Bamboocarman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_earwig Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I thought that was the owner standing with his pride a joy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundig Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 I hear banjo's messerschmitt owner, Junkman and Sudsprint 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 2003 called - actually it doesn't want it back http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-1-5-diesel-106-full-body-kit-project-car-/161564847247?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item259e03ec8f oman5 and messerschmitt owner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Fuck, that 106 needs a skip dropping on it, preferably with the seller locked inside it oldcars and Bamboocarman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-V6-TRIKE-PROJECT-WAS-ON-ROAD-BUT-NEEDS-SVA-TEST-SWAP-/271768749992 PRICE TO START AT £800 Craig the Princess, Bamboocarman, EssDeeWon and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnthonyG Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 So many questions with that one but just three will suffice: 1) if you wanted an engine for a trike, why would you start with a Ford V6?2) is the seller saying it needs an sva test but it will never get one because it is 'illeagle' ?3) Why was its proposed name the 'Toilet Bike'? Did it include include the old Elsan from the dead caravan which comprises the 'free trailer'? OK, I know that's four but the toilet thing intrigues me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 It's just a pile of fucking bits!!! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-2-9-V6-Automatic-Trike-project-Genuine-reason-for-sale-/221682971991?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item339d55b557 fotorabia and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted February 9, 2015 Share Posted February 9, 2015 Pile of bits ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I'm sure* a pinto ecu will easily run a cologne v6. Just choose which 2 cylinders you don't want. AnthonyG, Skoze and chaseracer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiperCub Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 It's just a pile of fucking bits!!! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-2-9-V6-Automatic-Trike-project-Genuine-reason-for-sale-/221682971991?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item339d55b557 Good heavens, you live and learn. Never knew scrap metal was going for so much these days............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 I know what these go for... Collect within 3 days or it will be crushed... Bamboocarman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 It's just a pile of fucking bits!!! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-2-9-V6-Automatic-Trike-project-Genuine-reason-for-sale-/221682971991?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item339d55b557 Genuine reason for sale. It's wank. srad34, Bamboocarman and Faker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bren Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 To be fair it looks like it is so heavy the cologne won't be man enough to shift it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 It also looks like he's not even made enough room for a radiator either! STUNO 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 2003 called - actually it doesn't want it back http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-1-5-diesel-106-full-body-kit-project-car-/161564847247?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item259e03ec8f 4x4 spare wheel cover looks equally as unimpressed. Negative Creep, Inspector Morose, michael1703 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_earwig Posted February 10, 2015 Share Posted February 10, 2015 That splitter would be right useful around here just now, with all this snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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