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'just bloody scrap it' - the eBay 'fuck me, what were they thinking' thread


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On 18/08/2022 at 22:22, RoverFolkUs said:

A very mild one compared to others above, this fella just doesn't seem to get it. 

Yes I can sympathize the frustration of receiving offers £100-150 less than the asking price, but that's it's value. Who is going to pay more than scrap value for it? What are they going to do with it? 

It's shitty Pug 107 that's accident damaged (structurally), out of MOT for over a year and it's done over 180k miles! 

It's no good to go back on the road, and if I was looking for a donor engine and/or gearbox I wouldn't be using one that's done 180k miles! 

 

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'I have no idea how the radio works.'  You turn the set on and listen to it.  If you don't like what's on you re-tune to another station.  If you like static suffused Europop from Holland, press the AM button.  

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"What's that, Sooty? You want to buy my very tired and accident-damaged Peugeot with no MOT for £500?

"Well, I'd love to, but y'see, Sweep's already put down a 50p deposit for collection in November, and I expressly said DON'T MESSAGE ME. Can't you read?

"And anyway I suspect you'll only tart it up to sell it on, won't you, you cheeky little scamp?

"Ooh, I've come over all funny. Must be time for bed.

"Bye-bye everybody, bye-bye."

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22 minutes ago, Datsuncog said:

So... If I'm reading that right, it's actually just the mortal remains of a badly fucked-about cut 'n' shut Orion shell?

It doesn't appear to have any more claim to being 'a Cosworth' than my slippers do.

Yup.

And your slippers would be more convincing as a Cossie rep.

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8 hours ago, djoptix said:

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That is an odd one - it's a bit more than "just" an Orion as it has the full 4x4 floor etc so in theory could be built back up as a Cosworth but looking like an Onion. An interesting idea but technically it shouldn't be on the Orion's reg having been modified structurally that much. Looks like it was done well too

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16 minutes ago, barefoot said:

I despise with a passion, the twats on youtube who all seem to think that I want to listen endlessly to the sound of their voice as if they're the new Clarkson, Hubnut, whatever...

I misread that as Clarkson and Hubnut. 
 

I can’t imagine what that would sound like 😂

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On 8/25/2022 at 8:08 PM, barefoot said:

I despise with a passion, the twats on youtube who all seem to think that I want to listen endlessly to the sound of their voice as if they're the new Clarkson, Hubnut, whatever...

Far too many of them on YouTube who prattle on for 15 minutes when they could say what they need to in 3 or 4.

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1 hour ago, UltraWomble said:

Far too many of them on YouTube who prattle on for 15 minutes when they could say what they need to in 3 or 4.

Rebuild rescue - I'm looking at you. At first, I looked past the moron as the subject matter interested me. But there's only so much a relatively sane man can take...

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3 hours ago, UltraWomble said:

Far too many of them on YouTube who prattle on for 15 minutes when they could say what they need to in 3 or 4.

I do however enjoy listening to that Mike bloke on the Britannica Restorations Ltd channel. If you're into old Land/Range Rovers and the occasional 2008 Yaris, he always has something interesting to say, or giveaway. He's from Yorkshire, but based in Quebec, Canada.

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On 25/08/2022 at 20:08, barefoot said:

I despise with a passion, the twats on youtube who all seem to think that I want to listen endlessly to the sound of their voice as if they're the new Clarkson, Hubnut, whatever...

To be fair that's Jonny Smith, he did co-host Fifth Gear for 10 years. I reckon he's earned the right to natter about cars on YouTube as much as the rest of them.

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