Tayne Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Also do you need the service receipts as at the checkover Tayne serviced the flux capacitor but forgot to stamp it in the service manual? Do I look that fucking careless? Actually, maybe I did forget.I was fitting a new ABS ECU to a Horsey Horseless and was having problems connecting to the IMDB port at the time. cms206, brickwall, DSdriver and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drum Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 This is illegal and therefore not recommended (you'd be no better than the scammer's intentions ...). Yeah, but he would deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castros_bro Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 Hi Craig fuckface,Here is the copy for you to fill Section 6 the sign then Declaration 8. Then copy back me pleaseYour courier will elaborateness of the new certificate in your name address for collection.RegardsBoris EssDeeWon, Vince70 and Negative Creep 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Well done, youve told him where you live!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castros_bro Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 Well done, youve told him where you live!! 0/10 for checking interweb facts. chaseracer and brickwall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drum Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 And you've told him how many wheels the bike has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I played this game a few years ago and managed to get the bloke to send me a picture of his feet so that 'I could see his soul'. ShiteRider, dugong, dollywobbler and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardMoss Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 He has crap spelling and grammar too. In which case, he probably is a Royal Navy officer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollywobbler Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 I played this game a few years ago and managed to get the bloke to send me a picture of his feet so that 'I could see his soul'. That's just brilliant. Even without the play on words. barefoot 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghosty Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Cartell and DVLA:Registration number: EKR 154V ✗ UntaxedExpired: 01 September 1987 Registration EKR154V Make DATSUN Model SUNNY Description 120Y HA! dugong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castros_bro Posted September 11, 2014 Author Share Posted September 11, 2014 It’s a fair cop Guv, you got me bang to rites there bin funding me Playdough lifestyle in the Isle of Sheppey by making the finest Tutonic scoots from J tin shite n flogging em to the mongs of Evilbay. Boris Tarpits17 Pussycat MewsSpine RoadGU2 7XHtel 020 7898 1000 Cartell and DVLA:Registration number: EKR 154V✗ UntaxedExpired: 01 September 1987 Registration EKR154V Make DATSUN Model SUNNY Description 120Y HA! Vince70 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castros_bro Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share Posted October 1, 2014 Moar scamming twattishness YOUR AD'S GRABBED SOMEONE'S ATTENTION Hi Boris, Good news! Someone's interested in your cheesy knob, and they'd like to hear from you. Here's what they've got to say... Robert Hansen wants to know: Hope this advert is available for sale ? if yes, kindly get back to me with the price and the present condition, because am ready to buy it now for my In-Law ...Cheers !!! Get in touch and get your bike sold! Just email them at scamming.twat@tossoff.com If you have any problems, just email us at not-a-clue advertising@someshittyinsurance The reply...... Hi,The bike is in very good original condition having only covered 3000km from new and kept in a dry garage when not being ridden. I want £3000 for it.RegardsBoris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castros_bro Posted October 1, 2014 Author Share Posted October 1, 2014 scamming.twat@tossoff.com AKA Robert Hensen has wrote....................... Thanks so much for your quick response to my message.. I'm Okay with the condition and price you gave me for this item, i have already gone through it on the ADS but just trying to make a little inquiry from you, ready to buy it now as a gift for my In-law, I'm on deployment to Iraq at the moment ,and due to the nature of my Job...( phone calls making and visiting of website are restricted) but i squeezed out my time to check this advert and send you a Text regarding it., i am sure he will be more than happy with to have it. I would pay by PayPal because i don't have access to my bank account online as i don't have internet banking, but I can pay from my PayPal account, as i have my bank a/c attached to it,Get back to me with your PayPal email so that i can proceed with the payment quickly,please include the address of where the item will be pickup so that i can get the pickup agent ready and sorry if you don't have an Account, you can sign-up for a PayPal personal account at www.PayPal.com it is very fast and easy to set up. there is a shipping company pick up agent that will come for the pick up after the payment has been sorted out. Thanks srad34 and scruff 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 You iz a scam magnet!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Is there any way you can take payment, transfer it and close the account before paypal realise the dough don't exist? Not that id do that of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Paypal would probably just get all threatening about claiming the money back - debt collectors and whatnot - and since they're a proper real bank you'd probably also see a debt show up on your credit report. Whether this is legit or not doesn't matter, it'd still be there until you put a lot of effort in to getting it adjusted. I'd just play with him for a bit longer, see if he'll take a photo of his toothbrush or something before sacking it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrm69 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 On Saturday I got a text from a number that just came up as William, how do you do that? "Hi I tried to call with out answer please email me about the Gumtree ad" It's my mobile number and I've just seen your text arrive but no missed call. At least try and make it believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 On Saturday I got a text from a number that just came up as William, how do you do that? Text from a computer, not sure exactly how but we're soon to have the facility at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundig Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 What do these cheesy knobs ride like?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Actually inwardly crying at the responses to the scammer. Fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castros_bro Posted October 2, 2014 Author Share Posted October 2, 2014 From Boris to scamming.twat@tossoff.com ............................................mit une V5 attachmentment Hi Robert, or should I say "Bonjour", Sorry for the delaying and thank you very many for the lovely emailed text. Both my brother Sgt. Nancy Gayloard Tarpits Tarpits - who is with The Queens (have you come across him?) -and cousin Austin Van-Taarpitz with the Dutch mountain force are all being servicing in Iraq and it is the brother’s item that which I advertise. Gaylord T T says either you can give the nod to your 2i/c to squeeze your adjutants or she can find you from the standing rota and have you moniker a chit for the monies direct from accounts and paperworm at the same instance so then Bobs your sister’s grandfather’s daughter’s male sibling. Delivery is included avec the price as we are having transport for the fresh whelk markets, you may have seen our Whelky Stobart livery on Aixam trucks, so ship fresh whelk goods all over Europe except for the autonomously administered regions of Norfolk. Please be infilling the paperworm attachmentments for Gayloard TT to collect when she has your visiting weekending. I wish you most pleasant hemorrhoids Boris ........................................................................................................................................................................... scamming.twat@tossoff.com AKA Robert Hensen has wrote....................... Thanks so much for your quick response to my message.. I'm Okay with the condition and price you gave me for this item, i have already gone through it on the ADS but just trying to make a little inquiry from you, ready to buy it now as a gift for my In-law, I'm on deployment to Iraq at the moment ,and due to the nature of my Job...( phone calls making and visiting of website are restricted) but i squeezed out my time to check this advert and send you a Text regarding it., i am sure he will be more than happy with to have it. I would pay by PayPal because i don't have access to my bank account online as i don't have internet banking, but I can pay from my PayPal account, as i have my bank a/c attached to it,Get back to me with your PayPal email so that i can proceed with the payment quickly,please include the address of where the item will be pickup so that i can get the pickup agent ready and sorry if you don't have an Account, you can sign-up for a PayPal personal account at www.PayPal.com it is very fast and easy to set up. there is a shipping company pick up agent that will come for the pick up after the payment has been sorted out. Thanks KruJoe, EssDeeWon, Banger Kenny and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigmund Fraud Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Absolutely brilliant reply, very 'Carcoat Damphands' meets 'raymanboy' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castros_bro Posted November 13, 2014 Author Share Posted November 13, 2014 marthabillknob wrote:Thanks for your response.actually i am okay with it and would like tohave it.however,i will need your details so as to send you payment.iam doing a UK certified cashier's cheque and this will includeshipping cost.besides i have a reputable shipper that will handleit.he has been working with me for a long time.he handles my goods.dosend me the following information to issue the payment.....name to be on check......... postal address.................telephonenumber......... AMOUNT.................... As soon as i get thesedetails i will send you the payment which will include shipping costyou are to deposit the check and send the balance to the shipper whowill come for the pick.i want you to put the ad off online,as iassume we have sealed the deal on it.Thanks for your understanding On 11/12/14, boris tarpits wrote: Hi, 1 I gave up using it from medical advice 2 6 years 3 Perfect condition 4 All the 16 pictures on site are recent 5 £3000 R egards Borismarthabillknob wrote: Hello, My name is Martha Bill saw your advert placement of your (ad) which am interesting in purchasing it . I want you to answer all the following question before below : 1)Why do you want to sell it? 2)For how long do you have it? 3)Is it well okay or what? i mean the present condition 4)And i will like to have the recent pics of it . 5)And your last asking price please get back to me asap. and i will be handle the shipment. Thanks.headuparseinsurance wrote:Get in touch and get your bike sold! Just email them at marthabillknob If you have any problems, just email us at classifieds@headuparseinsurance.co.uk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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