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£180 £180 £180 £180
Citroen saxo
1.1
72,000 miles
Pink glitter paint
Alloys
Body kit
Flush boot
Evo 5 bonnet vent

Bad points,,,
Front bumper smashed may be able to fiberglass it,
Exhaust needs repaired and fitting"
Rear seats need bolting back in,
Does start and drive for loading purposes,
£180
Bishop Auckland

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'95 Crown Vic with Cadillac converters(??). Also states "it's for two hundred people" which I'm sure doesn't help the fuel economy any.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/5378908101.html

 

Or even better/worse: '05 Kia Spectra for only $300! Can't wait to see how shitty this is in person.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/5351174568.html

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This forum has genuinely made me think about popping around to the local car dealers on the off-chance that there's a scruffy leggy shitter that's just been P/Xed for all of £50 and saying "I'll drive it off your forecourt today for £60 and you don't ever have to think about sorting it out". I can then de-scruffify it, make it shiney and polished, and I've got a good friendly local mechanic with exceptionally reasonable labour rates who could put right any very minor mechanical ailments...I can then look at finding a friend or family member in desperate need of A-to-B transport and offering it to them for what it owes me.

Or ROFFLing it.

 

I don't want to be come a dealer myself, and I'll never be able to take on proper MOT failures and put them right, but I do love all cars ever (WHY?!) and this would simply give me an excuse to spend a little disposable income and practice cleaning/polishing/fixing interior trim and other stuff I have yet to grow the balls to do (I R WIMP).

 

You can tell this is dangerous and exciting territory for me because I'm carefully justifying everything to you all, whereas you all go "FUCK IT THAT CAR EXISTS THEREFORE I AM BUYING IT", which is, frankly, admirable, and I would like to be like that one day.

 

This all leads me onto THIS:

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201601049790574

 

OOOOFFF PLEASE STOP ME I REALLY DON'T WANT ANOTHER KV6 ROVER BUT LOOOOOOOOOOOK AT THE SEATS!

 

Sorry if this breaks the rule of this thread. BUT STILL!

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That Volvo would get me out of trouble ,whilst MrsN's Gatylander off the road, only 25 miles away as well.

Just messaged a cheeky ' £100 pick it up tonite M8 '' to seller.

 

MOT history doesn't look too bad, new brake pipes last year and just a ARB on the back advise.

 

Possible £2.00 a ticket Roffle coming up in a couple of weeks.

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Just 75 pound coins required.

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201601250406900

 

The Bad news :, Air Con not working.

Oh well!

 

Dent in passenger door.

Adds character.

 

Central locking not working.

At least with this model year, Renault still put the key door barrel on the drivers side.

 

Electric sunroof may not be working (too chicken to try it in case it sticks open!). Water leak into passenger footwell interior

Get that sunroof open and use curtain wire to clean the drainage ducts.

 

heat blower not working.

Resistor pack from scrappy.

 

Slight leak around the exhaust manifold.

Cheap gasket or just use some sealer. Worse case again some cheap parts from the scrappy.
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£125 - needs tracking and has a small coolant leak (from where??). MOT 'til late August.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citreon-zx-1.9-turbo-diesel-1996-/1152863232

 

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MOT history of this vehicle

  • Test date 19 August 2015
  • Expiry date 22 August 2016
  • Test Result Pass
  • Odometer reading 131,486 miles
  • MOT test number 4955 8471 4621
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