Parky Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 First a Puma, and now this misadvertised Megane (not Scenic) in my home town of Romford. Ah, John Bull bitter, Richard Madeley, Gemma Collins....I will forgive Zia as the name badge has fallen off, she probably had no idea what she was driving. MOT expired in January but a diesel Megane is a paragon of solidity and reliability and I am confident it will fly though another test, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I can’t keep this up! https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-scenic-2004-diesel-run-drive-quick-sale/1372211314 RobT 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 Fancy blezzing around attempting and failing to intimidate moped riders who have no idea who you are? Yes it’s a potato shaped conveyance for £200 which could be an ideal piece of kit for the family man, small tradesperson, or aggressive balding man who seems to think he has a reputation (but doesn’t). Yes it needs a starter motor but if you tell the engine you are Ronnie Pickering I’m sure it will start for you https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/2004-citroen-xsara-picasso-2.0-hdi-desire-2-5dr-mpv-diesel-manual/1372399752 Eyersey1234, jumpingjehovahs, Rave and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted May 9, 2020 Share Posted May 9, 2020 This actually looks perfectly acceptable for the photocopier salesman who isn’t worried about what he is seen in https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vectra-C-1-8-Life-2005-Black-Hatchback-MOT-November/353066754631?hash=item52346b2247:g:0egAAOSw~O1eeHAS Annoyingly far away from me but there might be an SVM member who wants to change the meaning of the V in the group name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 5/9/2020 at 4:11 AM, Parky said: Fancy blezzing around attempting and failing to intimidate moped riders who have no idea who you are? Yes it’s a potato shaped conveyance for £200 which could be an ideal piece of kit for the family man, small tradesperson, or aggressive balding man who seems to think he has a reputation (but doesn’t). Yes it needs a starter motor but if you tell the engine you are Ronnie Pickering I’m sure it will start for you https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/2004-citroen-xsara-picasso-2.0-hdi-desire-2-5dr-mpv-diesel-manual/1372399752 The engine would respond who the fuck is Ronnie Pickering? ? Parky and Shep Shepherd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavboy80 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 Cheap ol Fester to bimble around in until January next year. https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/2001-ford-fiesta-flight/1372621267 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted May 12, 2020 Share Posted May 12, 2020 1 minute ago, Cavboy80 said: Cheap ol Fester to bimble around in until January next year. https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/2001-ford-fiesta-flight/1372621267 Only about half an hour from me. Wonder if it was supplied new by Bonds, the erstwhile Ford garage in Pocklington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202005229476541 150 squid "silver" Saxo heading for a covid extension. UltraWomble 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202004038854135 195 squid Punto with November MoT that was obviously welded back together a few tests ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202005229479723? Spot on the money, September MoT, bonus cassette player ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202005069204619 200 quid Corsa that's "still drivibul". God bless the Queen's English we teach these days. KitKat and Wingz123 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Slightly over budget but jizz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 This popped up on my Facebook Marketplace Flat4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebus Posted May 22, 2020 Share Posted May 22, 2020 Green teapot and £5 change https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202005209434514?year-to=2020&radius=50&postcode=cm28et&advertising-location=at_cars&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&sort=relevance&price-to=500&page=2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 I rather like this https://www.gumtree.com/p/hyundai/hyundai-accent-automatic-petrol-1.3-for-sale/1374119675 Get thee to Seaton in Devon ! Semi-C and spartacus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieInExile Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 1.3 automatic. By the time you get home the lockdown will have been completely lifted. BorniteIdentity, stonedagain, Wingz123 and 4 others 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HH-R Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 On 5/22/2020 at 4:16 PM, busmansholiday said: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202005229476541 150 squid "silver" Saxo heading for a covid extension. That looks strangely appealing in all white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyersey1234 Posted May 31, 2020 Share Posted May 31, 2020 Just seen this on my Facebook Marketplace feed BeEP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 Slightly battered but low miles Xsara with six months COVIDMOT for £200 in Stourbridge. Will it be a DW8 or XUD? https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2383292865296383/ Mr Laurence 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bramz7 Posted June 28, 2020 Share Posted June 28, 2020 1868cc so DW8. It's sold anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeEP Posted June 30, 2020 Share Posted June 30, 2020 Diesel Megane with just over three months Boris MOT remaining for £200... https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/diesel-megane-1.9/1377018321 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202007121156126 150 quid, August MoT. BeEP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202006290654616 175 quid and a non Boris November appointment with a crusher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202007080985221 190 quid with a January test. Located at the well known kwality car dealer in West Yorks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRi05 Posted July 13, 2020 Share Posted July 13, 2020 The Boris MOT certainly adds an extra element of excitement/danger to these shitheaps Eyersey1234, busmansholiday, GeordieInExile and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeEP Posted August 2, 2020 Share Posted August 2, 2020 £30 tax and eight weeks MOT. What more could you want for £200? https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/suzuki-alto-hatchback-2005-manual-1061-cc-5-doors/1380368249 adw1977 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202008052124393?advertising-location=at_cars&homeDeliveryAdverts=include&price-to=500&postcode=TQ13AT&sort=price-asc&page=1&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New Tested to next week, decent MoT history, 200 quid, a possible "bargain" Supernaut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiC Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 12 minutes ago, busmansholiday said: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/202008052124393?advertising-location=at_cars&homeDeliveryAdverts=include&price-to=500&postcode=TQ13AT&sort=price-asc&page=1&onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=New Tested to next week, decent MoT history, 200 quid, a possible "bargain" That's something @bramz7 would be interested in, being really close to him. He's had a few A4s already ? Would be a fair bit more economical than his last V6 one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebus Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Liking that Aldi, almost tempted as it'll be the same running gear as my Passat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angle Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 This is definitely not the best R8 in the world, but it is £200 with test until January. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/338971103942597/ Split_Pin, Mr Laurence and adw1977 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteersWithThrottle Posted August 16, 2020 Share Posted August 16, 2020 1 hour ago, angle said: This is definitely not the best R8 in the world, but it is £200 with test until January. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/338971103942597/ Says test until November? MOT history shows last tested May 2019, so it's on a Boris MOT. At least one of those tyres looks fooked to me, not trusting my life to cracked old rubber. That wheelarch is rotted through, that's not really "a small rust patch". MOT history shows it's been stood for much of its life, only 10k miles in the last 13 years. Some of the fail->pass looks like a pretty lenient testing station to me, might get a nasty shock if you took it to a strict one. Caveat emptor, as always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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