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First a Puma, and now this misadvertised Megane (not Scenic) in my home town of Romford.  Ah, John Bull bitter, Richard Madeley, Gemma Collins....I will forgive Zia as the name badge has fallen off, she probably had no idea what she was driving.  MOT expired in January but a diesel Megane is a paragon of solidity and reliability and I am confident it will fly though another test,  I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I can’t keep this up!

https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renault-scenic-2004-diesel-run-drive-quick-sale/1372211314
 

 

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Fancy blezzing around attempting and failing to intimidate moped riders who have no idea who you are?  Yes it’s a potato shaped conveyance for £200 which could be an ideal piece of kit for the family man, small tradesperson, or aggressive balding man who seems to think he has a reputation (but doesn’t).  Yes it needs a starter motor but if you tell the engine you are Ronnie Pickering I’m sure it will start for you

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/2004-citroen-xsara-picasso-2.0-hdi-desire-2-5dr-mpv-diesel-manual/1372399752

 

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This actually looks perfectly acceptable for the photocopier salesman who isn’t worried about what he is seen in

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vectra-C-1-8-Life-2005-Black-Hatchback-MOT-November/353066754631?hash=item52346b2247:g:0egAAOSw~O1eeHAS

Annoyingly far away from me but there might be an SVM member who wants to change the meaning of the V in the group name 
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On 5/9/2020 at 4:11 AM, Parky said:

Fancy blezzing around attempting and failing to intimidate moped riders who have no idea who you are?  Yes it’s a potato shaped conveyance for £200 which could be an ideal piece of kit for the family man, small tradesperson, or aggressive balding man who seems to think he has a reputation (but doesn’t).  Yes it needs a starter motor but if you tell the engine you are Ronnie Pickering I’m sure it will start for you

https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/2004-citroen-xsara-picasso-2.0-hdi-desire-2-5dr-mpv-diesel-manual/1372399752

 

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The engine would respond who the fuck is Ronnie Pickering? ?

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12 minutes ago, busmansholiday said:

That's something @bramz7 would be interested in, being really close to him. He's had a few A4s already ? 

Would be a fair bit more economical than his last V6 one too. 

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1 hour ago, angle said:

This is definitely not the best R8 in the world, but it is £200 with test until January. 

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https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/338971103942597/

Says test until November? MOT history shows last tested May 2019, so it's on a Boris MOT.

At least one of those tyres looks fooked to me, not trusting my life to cracked old rubber.

That wheelarch is rotted through, that's not really "a small rust patch".

MOT history shows it's been stood for much of its life, only 10k miles in the last 13 years. Some of the fail->pass looks like a pretty lenient testing station to me, might get a nasty shock if you took it to a strict one.

Caveat emptor, as always.

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