Parky Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 “S” on the other hand makes it simple. Based in South Ayrshire, S wishes to spread some Japanese love bukkake style by giving us an opportunity to spaff ourselves senseless over this perky little oriental number. https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-yaris/1354359880 Short MOT, blowy exhaust and a squidgy tyre come as standard but technically you can drive it away for less than £200 on your way to the part worn tyre place via Halfords for some gun gum jumpingjehovahs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Two....hundred.....pounds. The seats alone are surely worth that. https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-connisure-/1355985663 Get the Gunson Ezybleed out of the back of the garage and get wafting. That is provided the slave cylinder isn’t fucked and Ronald is trying to sell us a pup. BlankFrank, The Old Bloke Next Door and jumpingjehovahs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Right last one. Slightly oddly proportioned yet somehow appealing from certain angles. Oh hang on, I was thinking of Amy Schumer. So Miss American Pie, here’s a Chevy you can drive to the levee to monitor hydration levels with a number of friends and picnic hampers and shit like that. Make a day of it or something. Yes, you could take some whisky and rye but remember you’re driving, best stick to Vimto... https://www.gumtree.com/p/chevrolet/cheap-car-chevrolet-tacuma-with-mot-until-feb-2020-£200-working-conditions/1356594667 DoctorRetro and jumpingjehovahs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Old Bloke Next Door Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Ford Ka, clutch problem?, short mot, low miles. https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-ka-07-plate/1356923335 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunglebus Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 12 hours ago, Parky said: Right last one. Slightly oddly proportioned yet somehow appealing from certain angles. Oh hang on, I was thinking of Amy Schumer. I'd much rather be in Amy Schumer than that...thing BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 48 minutes ago, bunglebus said: I'd much rather be in Amy Schumer than that...thing It does look like somebody at Chevrolet accidentally let Leepu into the design studio that day Ohdearme, Dick Longbridge and BlankFrank 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Goodness me Chloe, with this Mark 3 Golf for £200 you are really spoiling us! I mean just look at it. 11 months MOT, relatively straight, I reckon an afternoon with a clay bar and other shiz would have this looking pretty smart. Alloy wheels, BRG, and a personalised number plate if your initials happen to be DTG. Or your name or surname is DTG in which case have a word with your parents about dyslexia.... https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/11-months-mot-1997-vw-golf/1356046617 But of course there is always a catch isn’t there? It would seem a rear door no longer opens after Chloe drove into some trolleys. However they were Sainsbury’s trolleys so a slightly better quality of damage than you’d get from Asda. Door not opening is probably related to the handle being snapped off so budget for a new one of those but otherwise this is a reasonable way to tootle around for pennies. Brodders, jumpingjehovahs and egg 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 Remember the old advert for Trio biscuits? TRIO! TRIIIIII-O! I want a Trio and i want one now! They never did swap that for Clio and use it in Renault ads did they? Anyway....March 2000. Parky was a promising young exec with the world at his feet and an urge to buy a new car. My choices were Fiesta Zetec or Clio MTV. I went with Fiesta but always regretted not getting the superior stereo that Renault offered, favouring the 80bhp from Ford over the 65bhp from the Renault. Anyway a chance to relive my incorrect decision appears in the form of Nikki from Ackworth who knows that Renault engines last forever if looked after. Yes, I laughed too. Less va va voom, more putt putt boom. https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/w-reg-renault-clio/1356611349 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 On 10/2/2019 at 8:23 AM, Snipes said: Fuck that (or "duck hat") as autocorrect would have it. My 1.6 in the similar C4 feels barely adequate, despite claiming a headline grabbing 90hp! I had a 307 SW with a 2.0 hdi 90 and found it perfectly fine but I think the 2.0 had a bit more torque than the 1.6. Wife currently has a 206 SW with the 1.4 hdi engine and it's fine. Takes a bit of stirring up but no inadequacy overall considering its only got 70bhp. When considering the early 1.4 engines didn't have any crap like coded injectors,dpf, variable vane turbo and all that crap it's worth a giggle for a couple hundred. Ours is currently averaging mid to high 50s locally and mid 60s at 75 on a run. 30 quid a year road tax too. Don't think there's much weight difference between a 206 estate and a 307 hatchback beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 On 11/1/2019 at 4:21 PM, MKT said: MOT till 25th of July 2020, auto 2L. Petrol/LPG. £200 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2436277743297895/ Wonder if that includes the beaded seat cover? @Conan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flat4 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 23 hours ago, Parky said: “S” on the other hand makes it simple. Based in South Ayrshire, S wishes to spread some Japanese love bukkake style by giving us an opportunity to spaff ourselves senseless over this perky little oriental number. https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/toyota-yaris/1354359880 Short MOT, blowy exhaust and a squidgy tyre come as standard but technically you can drive it away for less than £200 on your way to the part worn tyre place via Halfords for some gun gum @big_al_granvia You said you wanted a Yaris and this is local. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrolize Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 10 hours ago, Parky said: Goodness me Chloe, with this Mark 3 Golf for £200 you are really spoiling us! I mean just look at it. 11 months MOT, relatively straight, I reckon an afternoon with a clay bar and other shiz would have this looking pretty smart. Alloy wheels, BRG, and a personalised number plate if your initials happen to be DTG. Or your name or surname is DTG in which case have a word with your parents about dyslexia.... https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/11-months-mot-1997-vw-golf/1356046617 But of course there is always a catch isn’t there? It would seem a rear door no longer opens after Chloe drove into some trolleys. However they were Sainsbury’s trolleys so a slightly better quality of damage than you’d get from Asda. Door not opening is probably related to the handle being snapped off so budget for a new one of those but otherwise this is a reasonable way to tootle around for pennies. This has a similar numberplate to my old Golf estate! BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 You can drive it away. But you will have to OMGHGF it...£175 and MOT until next year. https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1174176 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201911084152107? 145 quid, Feb MoT adw1977 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201910133266008? 150 quid, months MoT, how difficult (!) is an ideling issue and no fans at this price ( he says, running away). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctormop Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 3 hours ago, busmansholiday said: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201911084152107? 145 quid, Feb MoT Good God The pineapple roof rack and Iron cross might be an improvement for once! beko1987 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 3 hours ago, busmansholiday said: https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201910133266008? 150 quid, months MoT, how difficult (!) is an ideling issue and no fans at this price ( he says, running away). Just drive it really fast so it doesn't have time to idle... And speed equals more cold air, was fucking freezing today, you'll get it home so you can have a little cry BlankFrank, Supernaut and gadgetgricey 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeEP Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 K11 Micra with 6 months test for £150. https://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/2002-micra-vibe-/1360243793 clayts450, MKT, jcr and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKT Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2415452968771363/ 206 with MOT til July 2020, misfires on idle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 I have no idea what C is short for.... https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/2005-mini-one-short-m.o.t-spares-or-repair-£200/1360238352 I love this though, back box is missing. Wonder if that’s a way of saying someone’s nicked the cat? Along with the grumbly bottom end which you will all be pleased to learn shouldnt be a big job. Because a full strip, crank regrind, new shells, balance, reassembly, and whilst your there a new clutch would make sense is a doddle for any amateur with basic hand tools. £200 though and fun to blezz about in, especially at 2am full bore in second along a street where you hate absolutely everybody. So come on you South Westerners, this is gert lush or something like that. aldo135 and chodweaver 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 £200. MOT'd. 7oaks. https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201912085144178 Burnside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 £200, oil leaking. But you could drive away...don't worry about the spacesaver....auto so 0-60 22 seconds... https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201912085146152 jumpingjehovahs, adw1977, Supernaut and 2 others 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barefoot Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 This doesn't sound too bad - a K11 in Nottingham with a long MOT. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/451879735528450/ adw1977 and LightBulbFun 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 Quote SUZUKI SWIFT GLS 1998 R REG 1.0 PETROL MANUAL 3 DOOR 98000 MILES. MOT UNTIL 17th FEB 2020. BOTH WING MIRRORS ARE DAMAGED. TEMPORARY MIRRORS ARE TAPED ON. ELECTRIC WINDOW FAULT ON PASSENGER SIDE. HENCE PRICE IS LOW FOR AGE AND MODEL AND CONDITION IS DESCRIBED AS POOR. PRICE £200 WITH NO STEREO £250 WITH THE STEREO https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2536982039961878/ jumpingjehovahs, bunglebus and BeEP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 On 12/3/2019 at 10:40 PM, Parky said: I have no idea what C is short for.... https://www.gumtree.com/p/mini/2005-mini-one-short-m.o.t-spares-or-repair-£200/1360238352 I love this though, back box is missing. Wonder if that’s a way of saying someone’s nicked the cat? Along with the grumbly bottom end which you will all be pleased to learn shouldnt be a big job. Because a full strip, crank regrind, new shells, balance, reassembly, and whilst your there a new clutch would make sense is a doddle for any amateur with basic hand tools. £200 though and fun to blezz about in, especially at 2am full bore in second along a street where you hate absolutely everybody. So come on you South Westerners, this is gert lush or something like that. Engine "looked at"... "shouldn't be a big job for someone who knows what there doing" * *brain surgery is also a doddle for those in the know - as for the rest of us... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Above 200 but still a bit of a bargain. Our lass bought this a couple of weeks ago. 1.6 vvti with 100k on clock. 2 owners from new, last one had it over 10 years. Every service stamp and receipt from new and in T spirit trim so fully loaded for a small car. Electric roof which doesn't leak,air con works,4x electric windows,remote locking etc. Mot till july too. Was for sale at £250 and I wasnt even going to attempt knocking it down at that. jumpingjehovahs, timolloyd, Flat4 and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 failing clutch, MOT until August. £200 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/481617652489621/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leanycan Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 I love the fact that there are still some absolute bargains you can buy for the price of a months finance on a new Skoda... bunglebus, CortinaDave and LightBulbFun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CortinaDave Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 This is the best week of the year to pick up a rock bottom cheapo. People who have over spent on xmas and forgot they still had to pay the rent. Get the cheeky offers in egg, Wingz123, M'coli and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingz123 Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 9 hours ago, CortinaDave said: This is the best week of the year to pick up a rock bottom cheapo. People who have over spent on xmas and forgot they still had to pay the rent. Get the cheeky offers in They're typical list of priorities.....when not christmas redact that from the list 1) Fags/Baccy 2) Alcohol 3) scratchcards/fruit machines dan the pub 4) dog (they always seem to have one) 5) christmas presents 6) leccy on the meter 7) oh yeh still got the rent to pay..... leanycan, face and CortinaDave 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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