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They are dreadful I agree. Had a 2010 one, needed a gearbox at 2 years old and 27k miles and Kia fucked about repairing it rather than replacing, never worked properly even after two attempts  

Held up better than it had any right to in the massive accident that saw its end mind. 
 

At sub £500 they’re VALU mind. 

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On 9/30/2019 at 10:51 PM, Kiltox said:

That’s a mega bargain. Belt issue won’t take much to sort out and I bet there’s loads of room given it’s a 1.4 and not a 2.0 HDi 

Fuck that (or "duck hat") as autocorrect would have it. My 1.6 in the similar C4 feels barely adequate, despite claiming a headline grabbing 90hp!

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 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201910093140001?

Nissan Micra 1.2 XS 3dr, 150 Quid

Two pictures of a computer screen showing it's MoT to next September and this picture of the car.

I kid you not, this is it.

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wrong thread, non running in description.

 

 

 

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wrong thead
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"A proper piece of shit" according to the advert lol Looks like a nice wee Yaris to me. MOT til 12th November, in Middlesborough.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Yaris-1-0-16v-VVTi-S-3-door-WHAT-A-CAR-WHAT-A-PRICE/323870449063?hash=item4b682edda7:g:3boAAOSwSCRdPY4K
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Great advert too


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Hate something, change something, hate something change something make something betterrrrrrrr.

Ah, Honda advertising,  Probably better than Nathan’s here, it was all going so well, a cheap driveable Civic with a slightly slippy clutch if you boot it but ready to go for a colossal £200.

It all goes wrong with the last sentence.  No foreigners or cold callers...does that mean we need to present our ancestry DNA review to show our heritage?  What percentage of Brit would I need to be do we think?  Be a shame to miss out on account of an ancestor thirty generations back being Mongolian or whatever.

The irony is the Manuel gearbox,  that’s Spanish for starters

https://www.gumtree.com/p/honda/51-plate-honda-civic-1.4-petrol-manuel-5-door/1355385552

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