Parky Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 If the Good Life were remade today, Jerry would definitely drive one of these. In fact I would as well as I have the horn for Volvo S80’s. This one is wonderful, yes the mileage is high and a light is on but it has a lot of MOT giving the buyer a good few months to woo Penelope Keith while trying not to look at Felicity Kendals arse or make Richard Briers feel inadaquate. https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-s80-auto/1336471401 Buy this and realise you only need £200 to become one of life’s winners. Penelope Keith though...terrifying and compelling in equal measure eddyramrod, Brodders, Rusty_Rocket and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1duck Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 25 quid over budget, but i'm sure you canny types could haggle him down. https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/m-reg-peugeot-106-1.5-diesel/1336620115 Looks a bit of a bargain 63,000 miles and a 1.5 diesel doing 70 mpg. Parky, Aston Martin, BeEP and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeEP Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 25 quid over budget, but i'm sure you canny types could haggle him down. https://www.gumtree.com/p/peugeot/m-reg-peugeot-106-1.5-diesel/1336620115 Looks a bit of a bargain 63,000 miles and a 1.5 diesel doing 70 mpg. Looks like the seller has haggled himself down! 1duck and Burnside 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 If the Good Life were remade today, Jerry would definitely drive one of these. In fact I would as well as I have the horn for Volvo S80’s. This one is wonderful, yes the mileage is high and a light is on but it has a lot of MOT giving the buyer a good few months to woo Penelope Keith while trying not to look at Felicity Kendals arse or make Richard Briers feel inadaquate. https://www.gumtree.com/p/volvo/volvo-s80-auto/1336471401 Buy this and realise you only need £200 to become one of life’s winners. Penelope Keith though...terrifying and compelling in equal measureJerry used to drive from Surbition to the centre of London each day in his Volvo 144 to work apparently. It must have been a pig of a drive in those days...and today he would go through the congestion charge and possibly the ULEZ too. But how times change. 1duck and beko1987 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 Jerry should buy this then https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-fusion-1.4/1336373238 Much more sensible even if it is being sold with a slippy clutch by someone with a made up name. For the money this actually looks pretty normal and usable. Pop in a clutch and bingo. Even better, do it yourself at the side of the road using nothing more than an imperial socket set your Grandad left you and the jack the car came with in order to save enough money to pay for the chiropractic work you’ll need afterwards. Vince70 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2422178428059678/ UltraWomble and Bamboocarman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorRetro Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 That Kenari is lovely.Someone buy it for me? I'll love it and care for it and name it Kevin! Cavcraft, leanycan and Vince70 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted April 14, 2019 Share Posted April 14, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-520i-SE-Automatic-2000W-129-000-miles-25th-July-MOT/173866892374?hash=item287b463c56:g:pR4AAOSw6jJcq2fR£200 opening bid & hidden in the parts section bimmer leanycan and Bamboocarman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcr Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Voltswagon-Golf-Mk4-TDI-130-hp-Spares-or-Repair/133036914084 "Voltswagon" Golf 3 hours left going for £168... possible this thread territory? ✔ MOT till June ✔ Frontal damage "caused by ASDA reversing into it".... ??? ✔ Comes with "coolant expatiation tank" ✔ NOT taxed to get you home m8..... "swon" status ✔ Dead cow interior ✔ One glow plug on strike ✔ Moon mileage... 280 000 Ohdearme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark1986 Posted May 6, 2019 Share Posted May 6, 2019 8 hours left on this one, tested til September. £200 start https://www.ebay.co.uk/...w56Fcx0J2 Burnside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201905057643384? 200 quid, 11 months MoT, who needs third gear? Cavcraft, Burnside and Parky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201904267331269? 6 weeks MoT, 200 quid Polo. Burnside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted May 8, 2019 Share Posted May 8, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201904307455279? Pretend to be a Yorkshireman and get a quids change. Burnside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gm Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 you could probably haggle me down for this Cavcraft and Kringle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201906108850987? 199 quid, August test, one owner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Ah Brendan, at last an advert on Gumtree that is relatively clear and understandable. Sadly it leaves me with very little to take the piss out of. If I was a five eighths scale model of myself with £175 burning a hole in my five eighths scale trousers, i’d be on this like a five eighths scale Tramp on some slightly greater than half size chips https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-cinquecento-for-sale-good-condition-for-her-age-and-worth-a-good-look/1343521535 Cavcraft, Aston Martin and jumpingjehovahs 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 More prizes to Lynne who again has surprised me by describing this as pretty much what it is. https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/small-run-around-current-mot/1343570664 MOT to November and it’s a muthaflippin Suzuki Ignis. Make sure you bring some adhesive with you, such as Copydex or Gloy Gum for that seventies primary school reminiscence to stick that rubbing strip back on. Honestly Lynne, that was just sloppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Brrrrring brrring, brrrr (click) ”Morning, Appropriate Number Plates for you, Nick speaking, how can I help?” ”Yeah alright mate, got this car yeah and wondered if you had anything that accentuates is features, you got anything?” ”Heh heh, oh yes sir, I think I might have the very thing!” https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-fiesta-1.3-cheap-/1343646643 Amishtat, RoadworkUK, LightBulbFun and 6 others 4 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Rover 620 SLi manual in Melton Mowbray for 200 quid, ticket till Sept On R600 group https://www.facebook.com/groups/31752176123/ Parky, DoctorRetro, Cavcraft and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 MOT for a month, overheating a bit. £100. Devon. https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/suzuki-swift/1347173263 Marm Toastsmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 'has a knocking underneath' and an MOT til September. Still, £150, and he's using it for work himself at the mo. https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/for-sale/1346713746 adw1977 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, egg said: MOT for a month, overheating a bit. £100. Devon. https://www.gumtree.com/p/suzuki/suzuki-swift/1347173263 Oh fuckerty fuck, I was there last week and Mrs BMH went ouuhhh, Suzuki swift when I showed her this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, egg said: 'has a knocking underneath' and an MOT til September. Still, £150, and he's using it for work himself at the mo. https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/for-sale/1346713746 Drop links or ARB. Who's the Fiesta licker on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BL Bloke Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 40 minutes ago, egg said: 'has a knocking underneath' and an MOT til September. Still, £150, and he's using it for work himself at the mo. https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/for-sale/1346713746 This is only a few miles from me. At that price I'm tempted . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 8 minutes ago, BL Bloke said: This is only a few miles from me. At that price I'm tempted . Don't sit around posting replies, Get it Bought !!!! clayts450 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Ipswich £175. Quote Bodywork in really good condition with just a few age related marks. Yesterday the clutch thrust bearing gave up the ghost, according to local garage, and obviously will need replacing, otherwise mechanically tidy as only done 54000 miles. 10 and half months MOT remaining. Car still drives and engages gear but very noisy when depressing clutch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BL Bloke Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 54 minutes ago, busmansholiday said: Don't sit around posting replies, Get it Bought !!!! I've just sent the seller an email. busmansholiday, SiC, adw1977 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BorniteIdentity Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, BL Bloke said: I've just sent the seller an email. Heading up to the dizzy heights of a 3 car fleet - or is one for the chop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BL Bloke Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 4 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said: Heading up to the dizzy heights of a 3 car fleet - or is one for the chop? Actually this would take it to 4 as I've also got a 2013 Skoda Fabia that I've had for the past four years. I am thinking of selling the Skoda and using the proceeds to keep the others going. BorniteIdentity 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 1 hour ago, BL Bloke said: Actually this would take it to 4 as I've also got a 2013 Skoda Fabia that I've had for the past four years. I am thinking of selling the Skoda and using the proceeds to keep the others going. Nooo, you need a couple more cars, actually one for each day of the week. clayts450 and Bamboocarman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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