clayts450 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 £140 Rover 211 ticket till Feb 19, Kingston https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-1100/1324242602 Parky, adw1977, Lord Sterling and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 £150 misfiring Rover 25 1.6 in Dorset due to CBAness of seller to sort it https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-25-1.6lt-spares-or-repair/1324571186 Burnside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted December 21, 2018 Share Posted December 21, 2018 £150 Starlet in Walton-on-Thames https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/354867901765705 Bamboocarman, Aston Martin, Burnside and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clayts450 Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 £100 ZX with a few issues but a short ticket nonetheless - Norfolk https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-zx-1.4i-temptation/1324670669 egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hughwbarrie Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Much love for the zx had a 1.9 volcane back in the day. That was a quick car and a bit quirky too. Would love to think they would get some kind of cult following. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 '£199 is my last price'. No MOT, tho. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/329435891117532 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangernomics Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 What is best price tho Dave_Q, Wingz123, Bamboocarman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted December 22, 2018 Share Posted December 22, 2018 Much love for the zx had a 1.9 volcane back in the day. That was a quick car and a bit quirky too. Would love to think they would get some kind of cult following.I think there will be too few left for a cult. Numbers seem to be thinning fairly fast still alas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloth in a bowl Posted December 22, 2018 Author Share Posted December 22, 2018 £150 Starlet in Walton-on-Thames https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/354867901765705 The three spoke alloys on that should be worth more than £150 alone, but I really like 3 spoke wheels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 200 quid k-series ZT with mot until October Fuelling issue. I believe the fuel pump/filter has split https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2108105869286406 Parky, Brodders and Split_Pin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davehedgehog31 Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 200 quid k-series ZT with mot until October https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2108105869286406I'm more impressed that there is someone from Cumnock with a high school level grasp of the English tongue. leanycan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2021592901466499 £200 - 2002 FIAT Seicento - Southampton, Seller's DescriptionTook this in as part exchange and to be honest no idea what to do with it. It’s MOT is valid until 15th March and it works as it should. Been sat for about a month and started on the button today. This car is by no means an oil painting actually it’s pretty hideous. But it drives and if someone wants a cheap car then this is it. Scraps for £85 so if someone wants to give £200 you can save it from car heaven Less jumpingjehovahs, Bamboocarman, Aston Martin and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooSavvy Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Fiat : ^^ £85? Cos steel is thinner than er indoors foil turkey tray... egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 A 2nd class ride beats a 1st class walk, Savvy. tooSavvy and Bamboocarman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 Fiat : ^^ £85? Cos steel is thinner than er indoors foil turkey tray... Also very smoll. Parky and tooSavvy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
busmansholiday Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 ^^^Fortunatly too far away. I had one, Mrs BMH hated it, but it was a hoot to drive. I'd have another and be prepared to live with utter silence afterwards as Mrs BMH refused to talk to me ever again. Hang on, how far away??????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 210/220 miles at a guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefag Posted December 23, 2018 Share Posted December 23, 2018 https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2251291248222746 2006 Mazda 3 - 86000m - Royston, England £200Seller's DescriptionThe car has been in the family for years but I have a new car now so no need for this.The gear box need looking at the second gear has gone it’s been like this for over a year now but other then that not much wrong with it. Has mot until may I’m selling as spares or repairs Bamboocarman, Brodders and Kringle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingz123 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 That Fiat Seicento is excellent. Be an excellent project for an Autoshite handpainting tutorial if nothing else. (Google’s, locates, looks at Christmas present pile and realises he has asked for the wrong thing again) somewhatfoolish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 There are many cars which have appreciated significantly owing to style, quality and rarity. Names such as Mercedes Gullwings, original Mini Coopers, MG’s, Jaguars and fast Fords have all proven to be strong investment performers over the years. Of course we all want to know the next big thing and I can reliably inform you all that this is going to be the Peugeot 307. Why do I say this? Well don’t take my word for it, Seed is a man who knows. In fact Seed is being so careful to keep this under wraps, he has listed it as an A class Mercedes. As he says it starts fine but can’t drive, a piffling issue which can easily be resolved for not much surely. In the future, buyers will be less interested in issues such as quality and style, instead concentrating on mediocrity and niggly electrical faults with the full backing of a dealer network which has always operated under the mantra of “not my fucking problem pal” https://www.gumtree.com/p/mercedes-benz/great-investment-bargain-car-/1324807898 Prices are rock bottom right now and that’s only likely to be the case for another twenty years or so, but if you get in now before the smart money and the HIAB drivers do, you could be sitting on a pretty penny. Quite literally a penny. Bamboocarman, egg, jollysmart and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Leanne on the other hand makes no promises. This thing has an MOT to next December, and despite the arrival of the EML light is only £200. Might be something minor? https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-fiesta/1324804334 Verdict - WCPGW? clayts450, Aston Martin, Twiggy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Did you know that “De Jong” is Dutch for junior? Well you do now. Matt Junior here is selling a Saxo. Looks alright, some minor issues to sort but with baking potatoes costing £1 per kilo at the moment, would you rather have 200kg of potato’s or 900kg of Citroen Saxo for the same money? Do the maths, that’s four and a half times more weight of something for the same financial outlay. Pound for pound you get four and half times more Saxo than you do potato’s. That’s man maths in action right there.... https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-saxo-forte-low-mileage-mot-until-april/1322725957 Obviously if you run some sort of potato emporium your priorities will differ Kringle, egg, spartacus and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Not sure what Mahendran means and I can’t be arsed to look it up but I would wager that it may mean ‘slightly delusional’ This flat green Piss Hat comes complete with minor body damage and a series of photos posed to accentuate its good points. Which probably explains why he decided to photograph it at night. Great work Mahendran! https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/car-for-sale-/1323894807 Comes complete with personalised plate. I spoke to my friend Rigi Kru who can’t see it. Nor can Kenneth Reginald Urqhart who lives next door. Still, Piss Hat, £200, what more do you want? 200kgs of potato’s? Brodders, face, Aston Martin and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 It’s a conundrum I am sure all of us have faced at one time or another. The urgent need to move 200kg of potato’s from point A to point B but only having a budget of £200 for the job.... Nathan here has the answer. The highly desireable Citroen Xsara Picasso Potato. This vehicle can not only carry spuds with aplomb, it is also well proven in real life situations such as threatening moped riders who honestly have no fucking idea who on earth you are. With paintings by Picasso going for ridiculous sums, here’s is a way to get yourself into a modernist masterpiece for buttons https://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-xsara-for-sales/1324824384 Of course if you run a potato emporium, you could use this as a promotional vehicle as some carefully applied vinyl wrap will make this look a little like a potato..... Scruffy Bodger, chodweaver, Kiltox and 16 others 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brodders Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Bloody hell Parky, those are some of the funniest summaries I have read on this thread for some time. egg, Laseraligningfoofooflanges, bangernomics and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 25, 2018 Share Posted December 25, 2018 Well there’s not much on the telly at the moment GrumpiusMaximus, DodgeRover, LightBulbFun and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kringle Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 I'm doing alright at this... https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/fiat-punto-1.6-90/1323510837 MOT February though. Dreamy colour combination, the only rubbish allowed inside should be curly wurly wrappers. Brodders, GrumpiusMaximus, egg and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Perfect for supernaught! egg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
egg Posted December 26, 2018 Share Posted December 26, 2018 Needs some poor bugger to roffle it, fur shure. edit: Oh, ad no longer available - quelle surprise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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