Jump to content

Eye-catching black and whites


forddeliveryboy

Recommended Posts

YunRVHJ.jpg

Make that rustling scratchy nylon noise with your arms and ladies will think you're a rally driver. They will most likely want to sleep with you because of your new jacket. Only £8.50. Buy one now or be a loser.

Or they might think you're the driver of a heating-oil tanker. Or a sales rep.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

But driving an oil tanker or being a sales representative are both secure jobs. I believe in these modern days of sending postal orders to receive goods by mail after waiting only 28 days that could make you quite a hit with the ladies

However, they might mistake you for the sort of man who hangs around woodland in the early hours of the morning hoping to see Sunbeam Lotuses being driven quickly and that isn't going to endear you to anyone who could be considered mimsy +ve. Even worse, they might think you were Tony Mason at which point you may as well go and join a monastery.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...