cort16 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 BMW claim the ATF has to be the BMW stuff made out of unicorns penises. There's loads of stuff out there about alternatives but everyone always bottles it when it come down to potentially knackering their gearbox. On the plus side the filter is £30 from BMW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I can haz ex client who was bentest coppa in evah and was sacked from Mancplod despite my unavailing efforts to keep him in (and if even Mancplod thought he was bad he really must have been bad). He had one of these yarmouths. Went well with his fake Breitling and his fake Paul Smith suit! He is now a property spiv and does well. Junkman, dugong and cort1977 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereHareHere Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 NOT SMALL COCK MIDLIFE CRISIS DUTCH PIMP BENT COPPER. It just gets better and better! Louise2cv, Cavcraft and TagoraSX 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethj Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 The Tatra MTX uses the pop up headlights from this Beemer. So sensibly speaking, you'll have no trouble with parts interchangability dugong, Wilko220, brickwall and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereHareHere Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Thank fuck for that! Also looks like Tatra took the rear-view mirrors out of the parts bin and stuck them upside down on the doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hairnet Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 how about now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 It's afternoon. Have you bought it? Cavcraft and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inconsistant Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 8 series also uses Marina door handles PHAKT. saucedoctor, Junkman and Vince70 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereHareHere Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 LIVE UPDATE. I'm outside his house & he's not in. *sad trombone noise* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 8 series also uses Marina door handles PHAKT. Because it was made during the BMW-Rover merger, uhuh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saucedoctor Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Elizabeth Taylor sold 500 BMW 8 series in one month, the first of which was D701SWL. cms206, Wilko220, rml2345 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Make a bigger trombone noise through his letterbox? If he doesn't answer, follow through. Taff, mouseflakes, inconsistant and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereHareHere Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Tempting. Glass front door as well! Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Make a bigger trombone noise through his letterbox? If he doesn't answer, follow through. and then up the ante with a dirty strike in his porch. that will teach him. Hang on, does that mean your in Swindon? poor, poor you Cavcraft and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 This was the Munich equivalent of a massive Ford Probe and is therefore exemplary. If you don't secure this car, being that you're in Swindon you might be able to buy a lovely diesel locomotive instead, which would be an equally wise purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 BTW the race track thing wasn't about racing, as me and the race dude were discussing the car as a road car not as OMG TRK WPN CRU. We both just thought it was fookin meh. Anyways, FILL YER BOOTZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugong Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Have you bought this yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dome Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 ^^^Wot he said??^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 *sad trombone noise* Best I can do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-33i2b17nc michael t and mouseflakes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taff Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 the BMW 840 uses the same horn mounting bolt washers as a Dodge Viper, gen up, that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Elizabeth Taylor sold 500 BMW 8 series in one month, the first of which was D701SWL.My dad bought that new! Fancy that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Your dad bought Elizabeth Taylor? I wonder if Hereharehere is currently outside a nightclub in his new car, beating off fit birds with a shitty stick? Hertz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Yeah, my dad used to say "women are only good for two things... And some of them can't even make soup." cms206 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 HHH is probably pimping Dutch girls to bent coppers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Yeah, my dad used to say "women are only good for two things...And some of them can't even make soup Wifetest score: 0/2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereHareHere Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Would you buy a used car off this man? I JUST HAVE. Almost! The a/c was completely non-functional (despite a £1,500 main-agent bill 13 months ago), so I've left him a deposit and he's agreed to get it sorted. It's not perfect, but way better than you might reasonably expect for 4 and a bit bags. Thought I felt a bit of 55mph wobble but it seemed to go away (once we'd spent literally 40 minutes sitting in the Swindon rush-hour, which at least made it impossible to avoid noticing the a/c's knackeredness). No other obvious faults. He's spent a terrifying amount at the BMW main agent in the last few years (approx 100% more than I intend handing to any BMW main agent from now on - ADIEU FBMWSH). Lovely chap though. The extraordinary - and genuine - reason he's selling it: his wife has developed an alarmingly extreme sensitivity to odours, and has decided she can't now bear what this 840 apparently smells of (car, as far as my nose could tell). She also made him take off and scrap the s/s exhaust he'd just fitted due to the noise - BMW shipped over a new stock one from Germany. Weirdly she seemed lovely too, not the frothingly deranged Hyacinth Bucket these tales seemed to suggest. FURTHER IMAGES FOLLOW OF THIS LIKELY NEW ACQUISITION: outlaw118, nacho man, TagoraSX and 20 others 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 That is blummin' lovely. I CAN HAZ JELLUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 At least you can hammer a smaller petrol can over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Splafff. Oh, gawd... Splafff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Fact: My dad nearly bought an 840Ci which used to belong to Mike Stock of Stock Aitken Waterman. But he didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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