Station Posted March 26, 2014 Author Share Posted March 26, 2014 Can I arrange for the RAC AA and my mate who had a Saturday job at Motorworld to give it a 1500 mile road test and full mechanical health check as I will be using it for the school run once a month and value my Children's safety above anything apart from Stella artois and pasties?(Failure to agree will result in legal action as you OBVIOUSLY are hiding material facts about the car's roadworthiness and will leave yourself wide open to a six figure Civil Prosecution from my Auntie Rita who used to be a cleaner at Injury Lawyer's for you's Head office!! souns like you no a lot abou law n police stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 WULD U TAK A MONTHLY DETUCTION FRM MY BENAFITS? HMC and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 N E DISK COUNT 4 LIVIN FAR AWAY M8?PETRAL R SPENSIVE LoL. Junkman and Skizzer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 CULD U DELIVRE TO MY MAMS HOUSE COS I'M 13 AN CAN'T DRIV Gerald and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mercedade Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 bst prce 4csh? Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctormop Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 souns like you no a lot abou law n police stuff. Better believe it Blood, flicked the bird at Babylon many a time with my Wikipedia legal training and knowledge of all things google. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugong Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 carnt believe no internestgonna scarp it wounded Junkman and HMC 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Livered Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Orl Nissen huts r shit m8 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Wudd yu acept presian urg as pyjament if i bruy it?Aslo, is their an aotu bxo in ti m8? HMC and mercedade 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felly Magic Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Swopz4 Tescoclubcrd vowchurz n 10 regalkingsyz kolekt last furzdi yo? wikid Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derskine Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 m8 wood u do a deal on argos voucher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Can I view the car last Friday? HMC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Breadvan72 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 lookz nise m8 but lukin 4 a goald 1 Junkman and catsinthewelder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 So is this actually for sale or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Hello can buy today for 100??? best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerald Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Escooze mee pleeze.Weel 2 gos on my seester and nice, geenooeen leffer coat heelp mee buy eet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted March 26, 2014 Author Share Posted March 26, 2014 So is this actually for sale or what? Yes m8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Escooze mee pleeze.Weel 2 gos on my seester and nice, geenooeen leffer coat heelp mee buy eet?Reading that made me think of the cyborg from red dwarf 10 on Dave. Chasing though all time and space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Reminds me more of this: Micrashed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dugong Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 m8 wil giv u 100£"*_( 4 engin n box r d bumbers n cill allll ryt m8 Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted March 27, 2014 Author Share Posted March 27, 2014 Will take 100 4 engine n box on top of 300 for body n tax n mot n seats n stuff Joking aside (all three pages of it), here's the actual photos of the car: Gearbox, engine etc runs fine but is a bit tappety (I've tried to adjust the valve clearances, but the bonnet opens the wrong way and trying to push the car forward while in gear while trying to see the clearances and using your fingers on the side of the car is very difficult).The car was originally sold because it had run low on oil (the oil light had come on) and the engine was knocking. The old lady who owned it had had it pretty much from new, and her husband wanted her to scrap it. I stuck my oar in an saved it with the intention of changing the engine. Fortunately, I found out the 'low oil' was in fact a dodgy oil switch, and the knocking was the exhaust being old and splitting in two (and then banging on the bottom of the car). I got a new rear section fitted (last Nissan rear section in the country) and the front section is recent, and have done over 1,000 miles in the Micra, including up and down the M6/M54/A41 at a constant 60mph.There isn't any heavy corrosion, the only bits are the random little punched clip holes in the engine bay having a bit of rust round them. Interior is 100% brown, and has the tombstone seats, which were actually only available on the bottom of the range Micras (even though they're better to sit in). I've put the original OEM brown Micra mats in. It's pretty much spotless inside. It has awesome 80's decals on the side. Reason for sale: I use it to pootle to and from work (10 miles) as it's cheaper than my big diesel and you can park easier. It only gets used for this now. I'd happily stick it in a garage for five years and sell it once they've all disappeared, but life's too short to mess around with cars and I'd end up paying more for storage. It really is in decent nick. Squire_Dawson, fordperv, Disco Fever and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squire_Dawson Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 It is a very nice car and that is great news about the oil related fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Where about are you located? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Fever Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 My sister had one identical to this about 20 years ago. I had a mini at the time and compared to that, the micra's brakes were immense. Bloody lovely little car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 Where about are you located?He's int' North West, not for from your good* self. Last night I was on the verge of asking to rent this off you for a month or two, due to insurance companies making life difficult (long story), but we got it sorted last minute, so I didn't. As you were. Looks a cracker Dave, good luck with shifting it. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted March 27, 2014 Share Posted March 27, 2014 He's int' North West, not for from your good* self. Lead me not into temptation!I must pay for the daily breadFor my debts are not forgivenBut collected by the Bailiffs. Bobthebeard, dugong and eddyramrod 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 Alternative for sale thread didn't work.Still here - going on ebay this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 My mate is selling his misery spec C-reg gold Micra with tombstone seats for £200 as well should there be a rush on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Station Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ukrainespacemonkey Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 My mate is selling his misery spec C-reg gold Micra with tombstone seats for £200 as well should there be a rush on them.True dat, I shall post it here later if anyone is interested? Although the carburettor is a bit yagged! I should probably advertise it with no airbags following a previously mentioned encounter with a disgruntled buyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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