Des Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 It's on! I am on a train to Crewe which will soon be leaving the ring of civilization known as the M25, my objective, a Rover Commerce, why? Because I just don't feel I give off enough of a rapey / pedo vibe. warren t claim, Micrashed, Conrad D. Conelrad and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micrashed Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Well done that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooters Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 U IS CERTUNLY YORCSHYRE RIPPA INNIT michael1703, Uncle Jimmy, greengartside and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I'm liking all of these tat collection live blogs. chaseracer and michael1703 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael1703 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I'm liking all of these tat collection live blogs. We need to have a command centre manned by bob holness to coordinate them cms206, fordperv, HMC and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Now sat at Northampton, where half the train gets cut loose, and yes, I'm on the right bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf892 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Any part of the train the leaves Northampton can be described as the right bit.... holbeck, warren t claim, saucedoctor and 10 others 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 We need to have a command centre manned by bob holness to coordinate them I'll have a P6 please, Bob fordperv, eddyramrod, michael1703 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I've decided to go to the cinema tonight actually. Des can you come up tomorrow instead? Stixy, Des, skattrd and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Picturing bob holding his earpiece... " reports of a rover being collected, the train is now at clapham Junction" as he moves a des figure across a table top map of the uk in a military style bunker robinmasters, Angrydicky and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 What a nice surprise ... Nothing on the telly, but there's a live shite collection, this time with added k-series action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Now at Stoke On Trent, got a first class carriage all to myself, out the window spotted a pub called The Talbot, you lot, THIS, is how the other half live. laser wheels, Junkman, fordperv and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael1703 Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Watch out for Kate humble holding a pair of binoculars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 And a grainy night-vision shot of a Rover parked up on the M6 waiting for Green Flag. laser wheels 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George-Roper Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 It will be like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnuWxGVHm4s Micrashed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimothyClaypole Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I think the Autoshite way would be more like the original Treasure Hunt with Kenneth Kendall at the map surrounded by old magazines and workshop manuals, leafing through a copy of Jalopy while waiting for reports to come in on a Grandstand style teleprinter. warren t claim, eddyramrod, Shep Shepherd and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Breaking news: Des arrives back in London having forgotten to triple check his coolant at every services Barry Cade, wuvvum, warren t claim and 16 others 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Posted January 23, 2014 Author Share Posted January 23, 2014 Whoopee do, I'm at Crewe.Now I'm to look out for a chap in a flat cap, to address as Mr. Bollocks, WCPGW? Uncle Jimmy, Micrashed, Angrydicky and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Now at Stoke On Trent, got a first class carriage all to myself, out the window spotted a pub called The Talbot, you lot, THIS, is how the other half live.It is terrifically shite in stoke duck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 You have reached Crewe. Welcome to the South. sporty-shite, Uncle Jimmy, eddyramrod and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 rover now collected and southward bound!! saucedoctor, Conrad D. Conelrad, beko1987 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Must say, it was a source of great pleasure to watch a smiling Des accelerate the Rover up the J16 slip road onto the M6 and away to start its new life in Landan Taaahn. SEE YOU LATER BK04EVJ, ITS BEEN EMOTIONAL greengartside, warren t claim, Twiggy and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micrashed Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 I must say Des looks somewhat shorter with fewer metal teeth than I had imagined Uncle Jimmy, RedSparrow, Junkman and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Petrol station shot otherwise it didn't actually happen. chaseracer and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 We tried to take one but the Sainsburys pez squad announced "NO CAMERAS ON THE FORECOURT" over the tannoy, the helpful twats Uncle Jimmy, Junkman and dugong 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 To counteract that you look directly at them, point the camera at the thing you wish to photograph and press the button while saying CLICK very loudly at them. Uncle Jimmy, KruJoe, Twiggy and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobT Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 January is proving a bumper month for tat collections, well done all! I'll try and contribute in February. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Des Posted January 24, 2014 Author Share Posted January 24, 2014 Home, not a beat missed, me happy. garethj, scruff, beko1987 and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 We tried to take one but the Sainsburys pez squad announced "NO CAMERAS ON THE FORECOURT" over the tannoy, the helpful twatscamera phone pretend to be fiddling Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garethj Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Result! This thread lacked pace on the way back, we could have done with some live updates like " uphill stretch of motorway, long line of trucks to overtake, I'm gonna floor it and see what happens" "Will now have a long term problem being cross eyed after watching the temperature gauge so much while driving" "Funny noise from underneath, is it the rear axle working loose or just the road surface?" and so on, and so forth Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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