Junkman Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 All modern etc. They've all been shoddy white goods since the demise of the separate chassis. rml2345 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 It's a customers car, i'll put pictures up tonight. It's beige and rotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volksy Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Billy on my celica: They're a bit of a Page 3 bird, these cars. Really nice and curvy to look at, dull inside, three useful entries and good little goers. M'coli, brickwall, Banger Kenny and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauserplenty Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 CBA to check if it was vulgalour or philbusmo but sarite innit? "Friday I sacked the car off and got resoundingly drunk." Cheers! cms206 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partridge Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 Was philbusmo. I claim my five pounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauserplenty Posted September 10, 2014 Share Posted September 10, 2014 As it 'appens...it's my shout then. Will send courier with cheque for £100, simply pay him his fee of £10 COLECT 2NITE M8. Partridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 C15 vans are like little donkeys,honest and dependable but a bit crap on the motorway. cobblers, Lankytim, rml2345 and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheggers Posted September 13, 2014 Share Posted September 13, 2014 Cort16's "...as desirable as a dose of bum onions..." from the eBay thread had me chuckling Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruJoe Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 If an Iveco is top of your list, your list is upside down. Sigmund Fraud, cms206, Noel Tidybeard and 14 others 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 If I had unlimited space and money I'd employ an army of giffer bodgers and have a fleet of wobbly sided, crusty old motors that would show the care and attention only a man with a pipe in wooden garage could possibly carry out. brickwall, Banger Kenny, Sudsprint and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I've found no groups that are mong free. There will always be some illiterate cockwhisk with a dog as his profile picture determined to tell you everything not Mk2 Escort shaped is shit 'LOL'. Facebook groups in one succinct sentence! dugong, Junkman, Banger Kenny and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Pelican Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 From Pillock ages ago The light is on to show that the light is still working, which on French electrics is a reason for celebration. Banger Kenny, Pillock, Junkman and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conrad D. Conelrad Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Regarding a Rover 2000: Watching that ribbon speedo creep to 100 must be like watching the download bar on your PC as you're stealing every season of Breaking Bad off Pirate Bay via a dial up account. DSdriver, Station, Skizzer and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 On the up - side, I will get two wages at once at the end of this month. Since I will just about scrape by this month, the double money will be a nice windfall - an ideal time to put some money aside spunk it away on a car I dont need. Skizzer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Who wants a Maserati when you could have a knackered 305 van with an obsolete engine? Bamboocarman, Cavcraft, Uncle Jimmy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted November 6, 2014 Share Posted November 6, 2014 GarethJ I had a rubber bumper V12 and it wasn't cheap to run. In fact it cost more per month than the rent on my flat. Craig the Princess and Banger Kenny 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DSdriver Posted November 8, 2014 Share Posted November 8, 2014 Looking at the sill and door and knowing Mk 2's as I do it wants a metric shitload of Mig and 2mm steel here and there, and there and there and here and there and over there and here and look, there as well.... Courtesy of Micrashed #45145 on the Ebay Tat thread Station 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Not a sentence I ever thought I'd live long enough to see on here, unless the words 'bacon' or 'cheese' also appeared in it. Spent the day working on the Rolls. Craig the Princess, Cavcraft, alf892 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 Magnificent Rustbucket wrote.I feel I have become quite out of step with society now. I can't seem to engage. There have been many changes in the last decade and I have not kept pace. I don't share the same goals nor value the same connections or aspirations. Most of it seems pointless; some of it is bewildering. I tried to stay in step, but always seem to march like Corporal Jones. This is quite brilliant. Banger Kenny, Uncle Jimmy, Partridge and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 rml2345 Next time on SVM news... Underseal; How easy is it to remove from beards? Banger Kenny, cms206, phil_lihp and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Nowhere else on the internet will you see (thus demonstrating the success of the Reliant engine love token) Cheggers, Junkman, vulgalour and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Mr Himp, on serving Norman Wisdom at a Sainsburys checkout... I was a little dissapointed that he simply paid for his food with a cheque and went on his way instead of shouting 'Mr Grimsdale! Mr Grimsdale!" and then throwing himself on the floor.Go and 'like' the original here... http://autoshite.com/topic/18707-unlikely-autoshiters/?p=665819 Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smiffy637 Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 it was a place that in theory, should never rust. It was like getting an STD on your knee. This is perfect for a Rover 213 i once owned Cavcraft and Sigmund Fraud 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sporty-shite Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 From Bren in the grumpy thread: Why has'nt black friday extended to machine mart?I need some new stuff, and fancy twatting somebody to get it. fairkens, Banger Kenny, brickwall and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted November 30, 2014 Share Posted November 30, 2014 my cheapest car was an x reg 1275 metro that was given to me because i lent the owner my playstation for the day when his broke, sold it on as i was 16 and already had 2 cars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusty Pelican Posted December 1, 2014 Share Posted December 1, 2014 From Cavcraft £350, and for your Brucie Bonus it appears to still be wearing it's original Stomil Perishedwall Sundry Tube-Exploder tyres. cms206 and Lord Sterling 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 From the "I can haz done a buyage" thread: Breadvan72, on 03 Dec 2014 - 06:59 AM, said:The paint is probably original and is quite worn and cracked in places. I have waxed the car, but it's not very shiny yet. Solution: Romanians. cms206 and brickwall 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 the ignition keyhole was so worn you could have probably turned it with a baguette, your finger or just a very strong thought. Uncle Jimmy, cms206 and brickwall 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scruff Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 It's probably not mud that's holding it together. It's butt mud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulgalour Posted December 9, 2014 Share Posted December 9, 2014 The common or garden Xants just feel like a BX that's gone to finishing school. myglaren, Cavcraft, DSdriver and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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