CYANIDE STEVE Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-OXFORD ... 1e75dc3dea I love these opportunist Aussies...increase the local price 5 fold..stick it on the bay..no mention of shipping costs etc and wait with bated beer breath...I'd rather have a brand new Hindustan Ambassador for £12,000 otr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYANIDE STEVE Posted December 31, 2012 Share Posted December 31, 2012 Remember that beige Maestro van? Thought it was over-priced? Think again IT EVEN HAS THE ORIGINAL HUBCAPS AND RADIO I should think so for 5 grand. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-C ... 33790fd8cbKent Van centre is about 3 miles from me.It's been up for sale for well over a year. I had a look at this van when I went with a mate to look at a Transit in there. I ran my hand under the rear arches and they are full of filler. What other horrors are hiding under the shiney paintwork for 5 grand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GT-BEETLE-BADGE-/110995679634 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shedvan Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-GHIA-/150735831329?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23188e4121 £3,295.00 "Catch it whilst its cheap!!!" Are you on crack?? Oh its Purple Horse, that explains everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickwall Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Ah, but it's the Purple Nag place selling this, so it is sortta cheap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Cherished Number Plate G10 TYA £20,000G10 TYA Gotya or GotchaIdeal for the control freak boss who puts this plate on his misstresses car and thinks GOTYA. Call or details 07968998778 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobblers Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 The same guy has~: K100 LUS - £10,000CHERISH NUMBR PLATE CLUELESS! K100 LUS need i say anymore BUY it for the Blonde Bimbo that doesn't even understand what you have put on her SLK or even the Ex Wife as a goodbye present Please call if you are seriously interested in owning this plate Sensible offers only and No Traders please.no pay pal payments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 I fucking love purple horse. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/COMPLETE-MOBI ... 0966914792 An LDV van with a compressor in the back? NO, this is: This is your chance to own an up and running business We believe with a little tweaking this business could be easily relocated anywhere I should fuggin think so, seeing as its a bastard van with an engine and 4 wheels FFS The phone is currently pay as you go but comes with the business Brilliant, thats a clincher if ever there was one! Classified ad price:£25,000.00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oman5 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I guess there must be people out there who pay his prices but hard to imagine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shedvan Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Thinking of how he comes up with prices makes my teeth itch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sawdustman Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Not ebay but an auction nonetheless: It's the pratmobile, as featured in Only Fools And Horses http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C354499 Estimate: £24,000 - £28,000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShiteRider Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Not ebay but an auction nonetheless: It's the pratmobile, as featured in Only Fools And Horses http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C354499 Estimate: £24,000 - £28,000 If i had the money i'd buy that.........so i could put it back to standard, as i hate only fools' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mash Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Have you seen the P100 that Purple Donkey has got? He wants 6 fuggin grand for it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I've just had a look at the motors being sold by said purple dealer, and I honestly cannot believe the prices! Who wants to buy an R-reg Golf cabrio in the middle of winter? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Go ... 231f9e3052 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ruffgeezer Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 If it could speak, it would say "kill me": http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-citreon-ax-1-6-vtr-turbo-PICK-UP-/130827528192?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e75eda800 WOLF IN SHEEPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickwall Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 But...why? Why would someone do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebird Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 If it could speak, it would say "kill me": http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-citreon-ax-1-6-vtr-turbo-PICK-UP-/130827528192?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e75eda800 WOLF IN SHEEPSIs it not the case that this car can never, legally, be used on the road?I thought chopping monocoques was now very "iffy" and there is no way of getting a car converted to a pick up through that VOSA/ BIVA type test to make it legal coz there aint no catagory for it, maybe. Or is that a load of old horsesh*t? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Tellingly, purpledonkey has 75 feedback - and the only thing sold was a Raleigh BMX. He'll be retiring soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 That AX pick-up looks suspiciously like my old AX van but I don't think it was as new as 'M' reg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Remember this VW thingy thats for sale for 600 quid in a scrappy in Scotland? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-VW-BEETLE-BASED-CHARGER-KIT-CAR-PROJECT-CAR-WITH-V5-RETRO-70S-BUGGY-/251207171369?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a7d1d3d29 Well here's a version (all be it better finished) for 12 grand!http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-BUGGY-SALUKI-/321045519184?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4abfcddb50 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonny69 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 It's not a bad looking car to my eye, needs a few tweaks, but I think it looks better knackered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Now....this will probably divide opinion....Moar photos would have been a good idea; there's only three, the others are of the dash and the seats. If it's been done properly...it could be worth the £7995...oh, it's purplehorse1990 It does say in the advert: If you simply want to come and have a look at our range of cars for sale call in anytime for a cuppa and a chat. Someone on here must be closer to them than me....Purple Horse Sales and Hire LimitedOak and Beech FarmOld House LaneKings LangleyHertfordshireWD4 8RS http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova ... 2325bd34f0 PURPLE KNOB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Moar Purple Twattery...The Katie Price 4x4I was soooo keen up till then....The perfect christmas present for the special lady in your life.Yeah, if i bought this at £29995, it would cost me half my fucking house as well. And my pension. I R DIVORSEDhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PINK-CADILLAC ... 2324f8c3cd Verdict: Seatsniffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Purple handjob is the gift that keeps on goving it seems..... Need a career change and don't fancy being a mobile tyre fitter? Hows about spunking TEN THOUSAND POUNDS on an eleven year old pickup with a jetwash in the back. Anyone? Hello? No, didn't think so. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Isuzu-NKR-77- ... ial_Trucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Beat me to it Mr Lobz, had that one lined up.He's got some really nice stuff on site, it's just he appears to have been taking some pretty serious drugs when pricing them up.IIRC £4.5k for a non standard, not that nice Mk2 Granny?Sorry, but my arse hurts just thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimothyClaypole Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 "Efficient collection and payment. Best of luck with the enormous mark-up!" Top feedback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashmicro Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 £3495. I've seen these for a bag in similar nick. he has a couple of salty Minis as well. http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Hmm, not sure if that Nova is a 'real deal' special, not seen one before. It does look like a Sport with a wide arched kit on it to be honest. The Sport is a rare and quite sought after car these days, if that is a proper job of some sort then it'd be worth a nice sum, but probably not that much. If it's 'just' a Sport with some cockhead bodykit then it's not worth much. FWIW though I reckon that's mega fit and I'd defo roll round in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Purple Helmet again: If you don't see what you want from our collection of vehicles for sale please call because our stock changes daily Bollocks does it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 He must have fucked this one up as he has a MKII scrote estate with a nicely tuned cross flow that looks smart and has only done 32k for £3200,. I wouldn't say that was totally unreasonable even though it's an estate. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Ford-Escort-Petrol-32000-Miles-/150868638862?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item232078bc8e But then a Maxi (all be it a nice on) for £3495http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LEYLAND-CARS-AUSTIN-MAXI-1500-/150929951555?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2324204b43 By consulting the CAP Purple book I recon he'd want at £7995 for the scrote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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