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Sometimes, a white-walled photo studio just isn't enough to help sell your overpriced shitty car. Instead you have to use a completely white dimensional void.

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Don't all rush at once to place your £1500 starting bid for a Rover with no MOT that they couldn't even be arsed to clean.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/235034945418

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The car itself - probably ok.
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The advert however… 

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‘2995 off a forecourt’. But its not on a forecourt, so pointless statement.

’you can only MoT a car with 28days mot left’ - bullshit. I can present a car for test any day I like, even the day after a successful test. However, to preserve the original expiry date it can only be within 28 days. 

MoT with no advisories - actually yes:

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Apart from the failure a few days previously:

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In the world of used cars it’s not the worst by any means, but the advert bullshit puts me right off. I don’t give a fuck how much it might be on a forecourt, it’s irrelevant. It’s also been hawked around the various Facebook pages locally, the starting price was £2250 on one ad. If you’re that certain it’ll pass a ‘clean mot’ just fucking get on with it. Unless you know it won’t…

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8 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Yes, it's one of a kind with such low mileage. But I'd be interested to see who's paying 10 bags for a dog dick red base spec MK5 golf!

As featured on high peak autos: 

 

"I paid £3k, I think I paid too much but it could be worth double that"

Haha. Fuck sake. 

 

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19 hours ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Yes, it's one of a kind with such low mileage. But I'd be interested to see who's paying 10 bags for a dog dick red base spec MK5 golf!

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202305267800890?

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As featured on high peak autos: 

 

I love to hate that High Peak guy. He hates so many things that should be normal. Then there is another car salesman from Somerset. Can't remember the channel's name. Not quite so snobbish as HP but he is really picky (in a negative way) about  his own stock. Why would you do that?

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2 hours ago, ProgRocker said:

^ Remember those halcyon days when Ladas were once cheap and cheerful* cars? 

The problem is, when they were about, no-one would be seen dead in one. Now, there's this rose-tinted view that they were the best ever.
The Skoda was the one to have. The Lada, definitely not.

It's the whole 80s revival thing.

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