Micrashed Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 THIS....appeared in my neighbours driveway, am I wrong to get excited ant take sly photographs? I am worried I may be some sort of prevert. Yours - Micrashed Pete-M and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplebargeken Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 No, it is perfectly appropriate behaviour, however, I would worry if this was to progress further to say, licking the van perhaps. Then that would be classed as right fucking weirdy pervy stuff - ICD: F99.9. You are normal'ish at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Its not wrong to have these feelings.Its only wrong to share them with others via the internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partridge Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Until it progresses to shagging it-you're fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Why do always others have all the fun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Dear B. Wildered, it's perfectly normal behaviour for a man of your age. Just remember it's fine to look occasionally, but what will you do if you look at the windows and it's all wet and soapy, hey? And it starts feeling that 206 up a bit. Nothing heavy at first, maybe just 'accidentally' rubbing it's bumper a bit then before you know it a couple of litres of veg oil up it's flume and the fingers come out. Oh God, it feels so good and yet so wrong, but you just can't stop. And it's reciprocal, the Peugeot turns round and kisses you full on. That's it, you dive in: fumbling, fondling, groping, feeling and before you know it you're LEZZING IT UP. Yeah, go on, stick your tongue, all the way, mmmm I like that.Then afterwards just roll over, leave her on her damp patch, all sticky and sweaty and smelling of Spry Crisp-n-Dry, and leave in the morning. Just quietly Hiab yourself off and go to Africa.Leave her with her bastard love child and don't look back. purplebargeken, warren t claim, jbz2079 and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partridge Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Sometimes I wonder about you guys, I really do! Sigmund Fraud 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 just as long as we dont have to see photos of gails tits again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Yeah, for this to be a Dear Deadrie, some 4 pinter (not good enough for page 3 but broke and willing to get into some sexy undies) really needs to get their kit off for no apparent reason and 'I wonder why my husband is always taking photos of old cars, is he having an affair?'. purplebargeken, Doctormop, Cavcraft and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Carpet fitters van, you're clearly a repressed rug muncher. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 From the online comments section - "Many's the time I've been banging away at a rough old Escort for hours on end. Mind you, you don't have to wait long for something to come off in your hand" -C Ortina, Truro. "That's nothing mate, I had a steamy fling on a cross-channel ferry with a cheeky little Frenchie called Xsara. Panel gaps so wide it was like flinging your spanner into the garage. Now I seem to be leaking funny smelling fluid, and my rear hatch has gone crusty. Doctor or coachworks? Pls help!" - R O'ver, Dunstable Micrashed, fordperv and HillmanImp 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Now I seem to be leaking funny smelling fluid You didn't catch that from Xsara CreepingJesus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 That would be her big sister, Xantia then. God she went down easy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faker Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 I'm seriously starting to worry about you lot! CreepingJesus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordpoplier Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Some people are just a few pints away from crossing the line although this one did involve a Land Rover and a kebab shophttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10301408/Naked-man-caught-having-sex-with-Land-Rover.html Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/british-man-busted-sex-car-article-1.1452012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micrashed Posted September 13, 2013 Author Share Posted September 13, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 If Tayne sees that you have posted that picture of him again he is going to be livid. Cavcraft 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micrashed Posted September 13, 2013 Author Share Posted September 13, 2013 No way, its not him is it - its all over the interweb if you search sex with cars. OMFG. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 It's not our Tayne, it's Justin Fletcher doing 'Something Special'. There, that'll fuck the CBeebies search engine up good and proper. warren t claim and oman5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordperv Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 unfortunately edward misunderstood this sign for the local gay cruising site with hilarious results, as site regular dave watched Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oman5 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 It's not our Tayne, it's Justin Fletcher doing 'Something Special'. There, that'll fuck the CBeebies search engine up good and proper.I'm just wondering how mister tumble would sign "bloke shagging a range rover". cms206 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CreepingJesus Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm wondering if the sign for 'Come Outside' covers rogering Rangies too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
For Fiats Sake Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Dear Dredgerie I purchased a pressure washer yesterday and preceeded to wash my cars and clean the drive despite persistant rain whilst carrying out said jetted water activities. Am I a complete utter mongtard or just a dappy fuckwit? I'm also having "impure thoughts" regarding a work colleague who is 26years my junior - am I a prevert or mearly a half arsed paedo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Depends, are you like 30 years old or something? Cavcraft, DeeJay and Banger Kenny 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Some people are just a few pints away from crossing the line although this one did involve a Land Rover and a kebab shophttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10301408/Naked-man-caught-having-sex-with-Land-Rover.html Now I understand this OMG1LIFELIVITT horseshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Dear Dredgerie I'm also having "impure thoughts" regarding a work colleague who is 26years my junior - am I a prevert or mearly a half arsed paedo?I believe the rule is half your age plus seven years,. Banger Kenny 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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