Craig the Princess Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 Could anyone please tell me wot EFA means? Edited For Accuracy, usually used to edit for comic effect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 EFAedited for accuracy. Only figured this one out last week! OMGsnowchaos!!! Pretty self explanatory but can be applied as a template to any scenario where the general public panic disproportionately. Also refer to Daily Mail for subject matter. Shep Shepherd 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Shepherd Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 One I invented recently, when I was driving home from work on the A13: Bavaritard - the typical British buyer/owner/driver of a new or nearly BMW or Audi. A portmanteau of Bavaria and retard. Also applies to MINI buyers/owners/drivers by association. OM646, Angrydicky, CreepingJesus and 8 others 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Livered Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 What about LHM? As in, "I've done LHM changes". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timewaster Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Liquid huile mineral. The Green life force of hydraulic Citroëns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Livered Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 Aha, so not really Autoshite lexicon, strictly speaking. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauserplenty Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 +1. Added to the list... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 LHM AKA VULCAN SPUNK. Junkman, cms206 and chaseracer 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauserplenty Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 BNP8DTK: Time for another update, perhaps? Could anyone please define the following: AICMFP SWMBO ...as well as suggest any others for possible inclusion? I need your help to keep up with the constantly evolving* verbiage on here. Oh, and, p.s.:http://mentalfloss.com/article/59924/50-old-british-dialect-words-incorporate-conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 AICMFP = And I claim my five pounds. After newspaper competitions, such as Lobby Lud, where readers were offered money for spotting a certain figure in public and accosting him with a passphrase. For example, "You are Lobby Lud, and I claim my five pounds." SWMBO = She who must be obeyed, i.e. one's better half. Both are not specific to Autoshite, they are generic internet speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizzer Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 We probably also need to add SVM, for Scottish Volvo Massive. Is there an official definition, chaps? Preferably involving the phrase 'like William Wallace but with safety bumpers'. CreepingJesus, flat4alfa and Junkman 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simmo Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 More work than shite related. POETS day is widely known WFH = Working From Home TWAT = Someone who only works Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HH-R Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Some of the lexicon was truly hilarious as it unfolded, examples include: D701SWL, Hammer a smaller socket over it and those white moccasins! One to add: Chrysler PT Cruiser: A car too shit even for Autoshite**I actually don't mind them Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauserplenty Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Thank you Junkman...Duly noted. And updated.MOAR PLZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HH-R Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 More work than shite related. POETS day is widely known WFH = Working From Home TWAT = Someone who only works Tuesday, Wednesday and ThursdayCUNT = Cunningly Useful, Never Tiresome Leyland Worldmaster 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauserplenty Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 I'm afraid those last two shall have to remain apocryphal. Mustn't be vulgar purely for its own sake, damn it. Can anyone supply the meaning of FTFY?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 FTFY = FIxed that for you .... usually used after editing someone's post for comedic effect (see EFA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiperCub Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Is that like FIAT ? Fix It Again Tomorrow Sorry Fiat fans, couldn't resist!(Ex-Fiat/Alfa/Lancia owner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cms206 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 We probably also need to add SVM, for Scottish Volvo Massive. Is there an official definition, chaps? Preferably involving the phrase 'like William Wallace but with safety bumpers'.The Scotoshite Volvo Massive is like the A-team and the Dogs Trust rolled into one, with a side order of square sausage. Or something. SVM: RUBBING OUR THIGHS ABOUT VOLVOS SINCE A WHILE AGO DeeJay, CreepingJesus, rml2345 and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS20 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Mmm, square sausage...I miss square sausage Craig the Princess, cms206 and RichardK 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 Andy, you forgot the egg. Always egg. I think if you live in Scotland and drive a Volvo that was designed using only a ruler then that's yer SVM! Junkman and cms206 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 SVM membership is earned in the tireless pursuit of the three key pillars of DA_MASSIV. They are egg, Volvos, Approved things, sausages with Volvo shaped corners and egg. cms206, Banger Kenny, chaseracer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Ross Posted November 14, 2014 Share Posted November 14, 2014 And bread in waxed paper? CreepingJesus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Torana Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Could someone explain "WBOD" please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardK Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Would Bridge On Demand?White Boys Over Dose?Wet Blondes Often Dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Winter Beater of Death which i thought was odd seeing as our climate is basically just 'meh' all year round. flat4alfa and Talbot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 It's actually Winter Beater of Distinction. A wreck bought for a few hundred quid in Autumn, with its last ever MoT expiring in Spring the following year.Extra WBoD Points if it is a low slung powerful RWD and/or a floppytop of questionable reliability in cold wet weather, so Italian definitely a bonus.I think last year's WBoDOTY award went to Ed (newkidontheblock, I miss him) for buying a shonky RX7 cabriolet, which promptly grenaded.This year he played it safe* and bought a 200 quid Subaru Impreza that apparently ground its cylinders oval at the bottom, going by the oil consumption. flat4alfa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LC Torana Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 I see, a sacrificial rotter for your salt roads. Sensible! Craig the Princess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Yeah, because his other car is a Daimler, which, as you know, enthusiastically react with salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Didn't someone here buy a triumph stag as a wbod? Well played Taff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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