chaseracer Posted October 29, 2020 Share Posted October 29, 2020 "All generalisations are suspect - including this one." Attributed to the motorcycling wizard of muttering rotters Leonard J K Setright, I believe. Twiggy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saabnut Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Reducing the fleet - what a shiter say he is going to do before not selling anything and buying at least two more projects. This phrase is mostly repeated at regular intervals with the same outcome. spartacus, crad, clayts450 and 12 others 2 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cord Fourteener Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 "Genuine reason for sale..." Read: it's fucked and I don't want it to be my problem. Tadhg Tiogar, Jamie, Eyersey1234 and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cord Fourteener Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 "Reluctant sale..." It's nominally a nice car but this one is a shit heap. Eyersey1234 and Jamie 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard_FM Posted November 1, 2020 Share Posted November 1, 2020 Housed in garage: often brought in when it's raining & the doors close so the atmosphere is always warm & damp. Also all door outer edges have been given a good bashing against the walls. Reducing the fleet could also mean a collector getting rid of their worst car. Probably one that has sat around on damp grass up to the axles for years, with a leaky tarp over it while all the decent parts have been robbed to keep another car going. Shite Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martc Posted November 2, 2020 Share Posted November 2, 2020 On 10/29/2020 at 12:21 PM, Tim_E said: There's a GP lives near me who restores classic cars professionally from his huge barn! How he finds the time I don't know, but he does employ two guys so that helps. But then if he were a hospital doctor he would truly have no time, I think he works office hours. Clearly a slacker 😅 Does that mean he's an amateur doctor? spartacus, Cord Fourteener, Fumbler and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 “Xyz are a great investment” Asking more than its worth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cord Fourteener Posted November 5, 2020 Share Posted November 5, 2020 On 11/2/2020 at 12:54 PM, martc said: Does that mean he's an amateur doctor? Sadly, no. He's an office hours GP and also a mechanic. And he had a family... Don't know how he does it (apart from having guys working for him) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted November 6, 2020 Share Posted November 6, 2020 "Never been welded" - but it's going to need a metric fuckload now GrumpiusMaximus, adw1977, Datsuncog and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 “I haven’t tested xyz” xyz is broken (commonly sunroof, aircon) Tadhg Tiogar, adw1977, chaseracer and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1duck Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 On 10/14/2020 at 6:40 PM, Tim_E said: At one point she was going through a set of front tyres every six months. For ages I thought there was an alignment issue or something, actually she corners hard and says "weeeee" Excuse me, but I agree with the good doctor and do believe that the tyres are only meant to survive 6 months. If anyone questions my new driving style I'm telling them it was under advice from a doctor for my commute depression. My other half is a doctor (animal kind not human) and if I wasn't around she'd just hand a garage a cheque to make issues go away. Plus she babies her car, the slightest noise is met with panic, she was on the verge of tears when it started rattiling, turns out the heat shield had got loose and needed clipping back down. She did however work with a new zealander vet doctor who took the company car to the garage, it then failed its MOT but he didn't tell the bosses and just kept using it for 3 months. It wasn't his car and the company would have paid the repair costs and he still didn't bother. If he was any more laid back he would have been comatose, lovely guy just away with the fairies most of the time. He did catch one hell of a bollocking when the bosses found out. Cord Fourteener 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1duck Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 Just been serviced : oil changed for first time in 150k miles. Saabnut, EssDeeWon and Cord Fourteener 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warch Posted November 17, 2020 Share Posted November 17, 2020 ‘Pregnancy forces sale’ translation ‘I can no longer wedge my massive gut behind the steering wheel‘ Eyersey1234, spartacus and Shite Ron 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shite Ron Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 On 11/6/2020 at 6:00 PM, Nev said: "Never been welded" - but it's going to need a metric fuckload now Repairing rust in a car which has never been welded is infinitely better than cutting out bodges which have caused far more damage. Common practice in the 80’s and 90’s was welding cover panels over rusty original panels, how anyone thought that was a good idea I will never understand. This was why I learnt to weld as I realised I could not do any worse than the garages at the time. Cord Fourteener, chodweaver and Snake Charmer 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard_FM Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 7 hours ago, Shite Ron said: Repairing rust in a car which has never been welded is infinitely better than cutting out bodges which have caused far more damage. Common practice in the 80’s and 90’s was welding cover panels over rusty original panels, how anyone thought that was a good idea I will never understand. This was why I learnt to weld as I realised I could not do any worse than the garages at the time. I've heard of Rover P6s being given this treatment, normally to get them through an MOT. As the monocoque on them is an odd design they rust in odd ways. Cord Fourteener 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheffcortinacentre Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 They were welded like that as there repaired now, as cheaply as possible as all the owner cares about is getting another 12 months use from their vehicle to put bread on the table. Matty and twosmoke300 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patent Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 FSH - pick any that are not option 1. 1. Full service history 2. I've printed off the old MOT certificates 3. Regular documented oil changes but still wearing a cambelt installed when John Major was in power spartacus, OM646, EssDeeWon and 2 others 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cord Fourteener Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 On 11/21/2020 at 3:22 PM, Richard_FM said: I've heard of Rover P6s being given this treatment, normally to get them through an MOT. As the monocoque on them is an odd design they rust in odd ways. They rust in odd ways, but they also rust in all the ways. GrumpiusMaximus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cord Fourteener Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 First to see will buy *As long as you don't know what you're looking at - it's shiny at least* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard_FM Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 Import: Almost all the paperwork is unreadable unless you get it translated, parts almost unobtainable and insurance companies won't touch it with a bargepole. warch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warch Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 On 11/23/2020 at 11:05 AM, Richard_FM said: Import: Almost all the paperwork is unreadable unless you get it translated, parts almost unobtainable and insurance companies won't touch it with a bargepole. But at least you can get Tokyo FM on the radio. One of my mates was absolutely desperate to be the first person in our area to own a (then new) PlayStation 3. He decided to import one. I still remember the plaintive little group text he sent out shortly after he’d plugged it in asking if any of us (all white British) could understand Japanese 1duck, LightBulbFun and Cord Fourteener 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cord Fourteener Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 41 minutes ago, warch said: But at least you can get Tokyo FM on the radio. One of my mates was absolutely desperate to be the first person in our area to own a (then new) PlayStation 3. He decided to import one. I still remember the plaintive little group text he sent out shortly after he’d plugged it in asking if any of us (all white British) could understand Japanese I can read Japanese... They have a lot of characters that mostly spell 'translation error'. I thought their language was much more ideomatic than that...🤔 warch 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 On 11/21/2020 at 10:21 PM, sheffcortinacentre said: They were welded like that as there repaired now, as cheaply as possible as all the owner cares about is getting another 12 months use from their vehicle to put bread on the table. Amen to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssDeeWon Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 A few golden lines from looking at car adverts this weekend.... "I changed the oil and filter in 2018" (its almost 2021 mate, that is nothing to brag about) "In the best colour in my opinion" (exactly, in 'your' opinion, which counts for nothing when its me buying the car, not you) "MOT until Aug 21 with no MAJOR advisories" (but a long list of not so major advisories, right?) Cord Fourteener and warch 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New POD Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 On 21/11/2020 at 07:28, Shite Ron said: Repairing rust in a car which has never been welded is infinitely better than cutting out bodges which have caused far more damage. Common practice in the 80’s and 90’s was welding cover panels over rusty original panels, how anyone thought that was a good idea I will never understand. This was why I learnt to weld as I realised I could not do any worse than the garages at the time. You could and probably can buy an oversized sill for a mini. I removed 2 extra sills from one, that came from a mini specialist in the West mids. Miniman? More bodges than thought possible. The next owner lost his door in Tesco car park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 “Here we have a........ for light refreshment” Under the surface Its fucked ”.........needing recommissioning” Under the surface It’s fucked and bring a trailer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMC Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 “......... been in storage” anything mechanical is stuck, anything made of rubber has crumbled to bits. Unspecified components may be broken or missing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesapandre Posted December 6, 2020 Share Posted December 6, 2020 On 12/1/2020 at 9:11 AM, HMC said: “......... been in storage” anything mechanical is stuck, anything made of rubber has crumbled to bits. Unspecified components may be broken or missing Was in a damp shed - oh and it was 'stored' because the big ends had gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strangeangel Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 "It is what it is" - It's fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 "Radio does not come with the car". I am a potless, skinflinted halfwit. Snake Charmer and GrumpiusMaximus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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