warren t claim Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 Miles away up North I'm afraid! Wirral. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 RIGHT. This is the sort of offer you don't get at Arnold Shark. I'm including a FREE 15 min quickie (value £40) with this lovely lady off the Adultwork.com website. That's right! Pay full asking this weekend and I'll happily drive you to her address in Liverpool 3 for probably the greatest 15 minutes of your life. Her name is Sexyalex4 and she's 33 years old and according to her profile she'll do the following; 15 Mins "quickie", Adult Baby MindingAnal Play,Depilation, Disabled Clients, Domination (receiving), Face Sitting, Facials, FFM 3Somes, French Kissing, Lapdancing, Massage, Oral without (at discretion), Parties, Penetration (Protected), Receiving Oral, Rimming,Rimming (giving), Rimming (receiving), Role Play & Fantasy, Spanking (giving), Strap On, Striptease, Toys, Uniforms! If you can fit all that into your complimentary WARCRAFT visit then you're a better man than me! Here's her vital statistics... Ethnicity: WhiteDress Size: 10Height: 5'3"Chest Size: 36" C NaturalHair Colour: Black MediumEye Colour: BrownPubic Hair: Shaved Completely. What are you waiting for? A top quality 406 and the bang of a lifetime! WARCRAFT. Where the customer comes first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 'Not much tread left on tires' etc-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 'Not much tread left on tires' etc-. Other birds are available according to taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Split_Pin Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Very enjoyable thread and 100% gold Autoshite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Can I have a 3 minute quickie with a bird from L15 instead please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Bo11ox Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 megaLOL, shonky old motors and shonky old women, brilliant!!! I call MEGABARG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 RIGHT. This is the sort of offer you don't get at Arnold Shark. Actually... A girl I used to work with did work her way through a fair number of customers Wasn't official company policy or anything though so you're probably right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 Can I have a 3 minute quickie with a bird from L15 instead please? L15? Wavertree? Not a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 That site is priceless.Apparently this is a 'suspension frame', they don't have these at Quickfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 It looks pretty high mileage like. I would also check it for accident damge as those bumpers don't look original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theorganist Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Can't you offer a younger model! What exactly does Adult Baby Minding involve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Arnold clark may not offer the executive treatment but ive heard they give customers the odd reach-around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearoil Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Her name is Sexyalex4 and she's 33 years old and according to her profile she'll do the following; Brake bleeding - sheared nipples a speciality.Pierburg, SU & Solex carb rebuilding.Sills - full replacement or localised repairs.Part worn tyres fitted. Here's her vital statistics... Ethnicity: WhiteDress Size: 10Height: 5'3"Chest Size: 36" C NaturalHair Colour: Black MediumEye Colour: BrownPubic Hair: Shaved Completely. WARCRAFT. Where the customer comes first. Much better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 RIGHT. This is the sort of offer you don't get at Arnold Shark. I'm including a FREE 15 min quickie (value £40) with this lovely lady off the Adultwork.com website. That's right! Pay full asking this weekend and I'll happily drive you to her address in Liverpool 3 for probably the greatest 15 minutes of your life. Her name is Sexyalex4 and she's 33 years old and according to her profile she'll do the following; 15 Mins "quickie", Adult Baby MindingAnal Play,Depilation, Disabled Clients, Domination (receiving), Face Sitting, Facials, FFM 3Somes, French Kissing, Lapdancing, Massage, Oral without (at discretion), Parties, Penetration (Protected), Receiving Oral, Rimming,Rimming (giving), Rimming (receiving), Role Play & Fantasy, Spanking (giving), Strap On, Striptease, Toys, Uniforms! If you can fit all that into your complimentary WARCRAFT visit then you're a better man than me! Here's her vital statistics... Ethnicity: WhiteDress Size: 10Height: 5'3"Chest Size: 36" C NaturalHair Colour: Black MediumEye Colour: BrownPubic Hair: Shaved Completely. What are you waiting for? A top quality 406 and the bang of a lifetime! WARCRAFT. Where the customer comes first. A friend* of mine (ahem) once rang one of these ladies. It was similar to buying an old car on eBay. Good idea, looks fantastic, bought it when pissed, badly described, difficult to start, bodywork in awful condition, needed delivering at huge expense and took all your money. Once home decided it was a huge mistake and cost ££££s to get rid of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 What exactly does Adult Baby Minding involve? I think, and I must stress I only know this because I saw it on Eurotrash, it involves being dressed up in a nappy and/or babygro and being fed from a bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 /\ HA ...your showing your age now........................Oh yes.I am as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbaldy Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 What an interesting way to sell a car if this aproach works for you i may have to try it with the megane, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 as in Tart for sale £300 with free Megane? or am I missing the point there?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garbaldy Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 as in Tart for sale £300 with free Megane? or am I missing the point there?? well it will probably get a better type of punter on the phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M'coli Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 16, 2013 Author Share Posted February 16, 2013 Ok peeps, here's the Kia Sportage I've been promising you. Drives really well with tax and test till September. 82,000 miles and with all good tyres. Looks like a really cared for car with only a couple of bits of rust, the NSR wheelarch being the worse part. £645 And here's your FREE CELESTE that WARCRAFT are exclusively offer the lucky buyer.And here's what you need to know...Ethnicity: WhiteDress Size: 18+Height: 5'7"Chest Size: 44"+ FF NaturalHair Colour: Blonde Shoulder lengthEye Colour: BrownPubic Hair: Shaved Completely She's located in Castleford WF10 area of Yorkshire and a 30 minute session with her is included in the full asking price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 You drive a hard bargain, but if I offer asking price plus fifty can you knock it down to fifteen minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakebullet Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 I'd roll with it. ATCNBE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 17, 2013 Author Share Posted February 17, 2013 Right lads, either the 406 or the Sportage has to go this week so any interest before I advertise them to the general public? Can't imagine Gumtree being too impressed with the WARCRAFT sales incentive strategy but I'll try nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk1_4dr Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I clicked on this thinking you had a Misti Celeste for sale. I R DISAPOINT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 17, 2013 Author Share Posted February 17, 2013 I clicked on this thinking you had a Misti Celeste for sale. I R DISAPOINT. But secretly aroused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lankytim Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 Does Celeste do rimming? Only I have a couple of curbed alloys that need sorting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk1_4dr Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I clicked on this thinking you had a Misti Celeste for sale. I R DISAPOINT. But secretly aroused... Its not a secret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 I clicked on this thinking you had a Misti Celeste for sale. I R DISAPOINT. I'd sooner have a rusty old Jap personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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