warren t claim Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I thought we might like to find ourselves some shite to see ourselves into Armageddon. Now, as shiters we don't normally believe in car finance so to make it interesting I've set the maximum price for your purchase at £400 which is the limit for a wonga.com payday loan which incidentally means that you'll owe them £421.50 on Friday should you survive the promised onslaught of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Car must be driveable but tax and test are optional as we won't be around to pay the fixed penalty fines. Here's my choice from the classifieds;http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1003072573 And here's some music to get you in the mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobthebeard Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I thought we might like to find ourselves some shite to see ourselves into Armageddon. Now, as shiters we don't normally believe in car finance so to make it interesting I've set the maximum price for your purchase at £400 which is the limit for a wonga.com payday loan which incidentally means that you'll owe them £421.50 on Friday should you survive the promised onslaught of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Car must be driveable but tax and test are optional as we won't be around to pay the fixed penalty fines. Here's my choice from the classifieds;http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1003072573 And here's some music to get you in the mood. I would buy THAT Peugeot 405 on EBay. Would do the 'buy it now' on 20th December and hope to feck that world would end on the 21st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p Seeing that these things seem to live on like cockroaches I'll be braving it out in the back of this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil_lihp Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Great idea, time then I think to realise a long-held ambition and get a 1st gen Range Rover. http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1988-range-rover-classic-efi-auto-blue-v8/112472589 A V8 rangie for under £400, I foresee absolutely no issues in the next week whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Fully MOTd & taxed Saab 9-3, looks OK for 400 bucks. Wouldn't it be a wizard wheeze if all the power companies and phone/internet providers flicked everything off for 10 minutes at midnight on Friday morning, just to freak people out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splatthefat Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 This would be mine, after diving it the end of the world would be a blessing.... http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/kia-rio-13/1005053827 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebird Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Guys, I love cars as much as the next man but, come on, if it was your last day on Planet Earth?Id be using that £400 to get up to Manchester so I could bribe the Security fella at the BBC studios to get me one to one with Susanna Reid.I would then beg her to let me bone her, by God Id beg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarus Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I would buy an Allegro Vanden Plas and ride out the storm under a picnic table on the lovely shagpile. Failing that, I would die thrashing the life out of a ropey old Alfa. Must be a red one of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 I was going to go for this ZT so I could got out to the sound of v6 but the clutch is gubbed and I don't want to spend my final minutes in an AA lorry.http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/2002-mg-zt-4-door-saloon-good-mot-375/1005093157 As as result I've decided to go for this Omega so I can stick a blue light on the top and I become the O-COP-OLYPZ. To Punish and Enslave! http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/vauxhall-omega-22-cdx/1005063051 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilo_active Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 Ooooh Susanna Reid....Oh fuck yes... Anyway, back down to Earth... Fiat Tipo. Must have a digital dash too. And I'd make sure SWMBO had to drive a Citroen Visa just so the controls could confuse the hell out of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CortinaDave Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 That ZT is one of those cars I could so easily get sucked in by.. But a clutch.. And 2k over the horrific timing belt change due limit spells open wallet surgery I suspect. You could break it at that money and make a profit though I'd have thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Shepherd Posted December 17, 2012 Share Posted December 17, 2012 This: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rml2345 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Would have to be this as it has a V8 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-ROVER-RANGE-ROVER-VOGUE-EFI-GREEN-V8-PETROL-/110989950975?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19d7843fff Don't care how fucked it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimothyClaypole Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I'll be laughing all the way to the crest of a wave as you lot are washed away... Well I'll need a deckhand as it's £800... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 I'd buy a Monopoly set and triumphantly wave the "Get Out Of Jail Free" card as the apocalypse wipes all you slower thinkers out, mwahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted December 18, 2012 Share Posted December 18, 2012 Here a nice piece of chod http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve austin Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Always wanted one of these ever since I was beaten in a race whilst driving my Metro VP!http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova ... 1c2e80c8c9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Guys, I love cars as much as the next man but, come on, if it was your last day on Planet Earth?Id be using that £400 to get up to Manchester so I could bribe the Security fella at the BBC studios to get me one to one with Susanna Reid.I would then beg her to let me bone her, by God Id beg.[/img] I'm not a fighter but you'd end up having to scrap me to be first to play hide the sausage with Susanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYANIDE STEVE Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 This is quite cute http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Kia-Pride-1-3 ... 19d79b18a0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freebird Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Guys, I love cars as much as the next man but, come on, if it was your last day on Planet Earth?Id be using that £400 to get up to Manchester so I could bribe the Security fella at the BBC studios to get me one to one with Susanna Reid.I would then beg her to let me bone her, by God Id beg.[/img] I'm not a fighter but you'd end up having to scrap me to be first to play hide the sausage with Susanna.Thats fair enough fella.How about we both have a go and just swap ends at half time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickwall Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Bit of a nuisance, my new swivel housing should arrive then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Probably this Alfa Or maybe zis Citroen sans MOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Might just be me...but I'd follow Jimmy Buffets advice.....'lets all get drunk and screw'....might just steal my mates 1936 Chrysler to do it in though or I do know where there is a lotus Sunbeam, Lotus Cortina, Allegro Van Den Plas, MG Maestro and thats without considering my own fleet...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 19, 2012 Share Posted December 19, 2012 Guys, I love cars as much as the next man but, come on, if it was your last day on Planet Earth?Id be using that £400 to get up to Manchester so I could bribe the Security fella at the BBC studios to get me one to one with Susanna Reid.I would then beg her to let me bone her, by God Id beg.[/img] I'm not a fighter but you'd end up having to scrap me to be first to play hide the sausage with Susanna.Thats fair enough fella.How about we both have a go and just swap ends at half time? I'd wager there wouldn't be such gentlemanly behaviour on other forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 It better happen before 2:30pm tomorrow, because I really don't want to spend my last moment on earth at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotorabia Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 If u notice any inactivity from my zone..its becos its hit Australia _NZ first as we are based in the future ahead of you...i let u know of any early warning signs...cockroaches doing a runner..birds flying upside down etc...and as time is running out..ill just sick with the Merc...ps shite...The End of the World is Neither Here Nor There... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I hope it's a zombie apocalypse because we have a chainsaw in the shed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotorabia Posted December 20, 2012 Share Posted December 20, 2012 I hope it's a zombie apocalypse because we have a chainsaw in the shed NG,,ill be right behind u with the strimmer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted December 20, 2012 Author Share Posted December 20, 2012 http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j& ... 2k&cad=rja We're ok, we've got Pete-M and a load of shooters to cope with the zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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