Joseph Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 There's a lot of sex going on in the roads nowadays. The drains get pumped, the roads are getting laid and the highways get their asphelt. Oh aye, and my car's humped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew e Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 First one? White Fiesta mark one with blue seats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotorabia Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Becos Ive Batted For Both Sides in Unisex In- Car Cricket;Ford Falcon van- teenager in Sydney...propositioned whist hitchhiking...pissing with rain..whist wateva was happening..the horn went off..and said character had to jump out and get the bonnet up with no trousers..Edinburgh 1986...a Datsun..me already with an afternoon headache hangover and an upper class rugby player who was too closeted to do it indoors..i held my head whilst he sucked on the gearknob for all i cared..Amsterdam autobahn 1991..again hitch hiking back to Munich..charming young businessman ina new Audi A4..handjob whilst he drove..i asked for money..he refused!Hamburg 1995 with German woman called Sonja in a Merc 408 van on the seafront...Berlin 1996 with a good Scottish mate in a caravan whist squatting No Mans Land..it had broken park supports so it rocked back n forth.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael1703 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 This has become a very funny thread but its also endearing and indicative of the broadminded member base that nobody has raised comment to men having relations with other men on here, think that would be very different on other car forums. Pieman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I kinda figure it don't matter in the least....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fotorabia Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 This has become a very funny thread but its also endearing and indicative of the broadminded member base that nobody has raised comment to men having relations with other men on here, think that would be very different on other car forums. Nicely said Michael...Yeah well..i had to think about if for a bit..but what the hell...it was easier here on AS to come out than admit Ive only had a driving licence for 1 year aged 45.. ..and the first twat to call me a homo will accidentally get reversed over..twice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveb47 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Very first was a young lady called Jill in a red 1961 trojan 200 bubble car in 1964,followed by unbeknown to myself her twin sister later the same year. Also in a red/white Bond minicar d the same year First after i passed my car test in 1965 and got a real car was same young lady/ladies.in a white 1962 Renault Dauphine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyruspower Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 The first car I had sex in what a cream Escort MkIV 1.4L 5 door when I was around 17. The most shite car I had sex in was the car I had at around 19; a metallic bronze with tan draylon interior S1 Volvo 345GL with CVT gearbox. The ultimate passion wagon, it could apparently go as fast in reverse as it could forwards, at bit like me at the age of 19 or me now on Viagra. It looked just like this, it even had the front 'air dam', although I'm sure mine had white reflective strips in the front bumper and red in the rear: "She was called Jenny, 34EE rack....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted November 28, 2012 Author Share Posted November 28, 2012 This has become a very funny thread but its also endearing and indicative of the broadminded member base that nobody has raised comment to men having relations with other men on here, think that would be very different on other car forums.Quote of the year IMHO. Autoshite is a broad church where race, colour and sexuality can take a crushed velour back seat. eddyramrod 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 This thread is ace! First time in a car was with the ex gf in 2004. I was 17. Car was a dark green cavalier 2.0. L108 hnb . I loved that car. Lass name was Kim. On a dirt track round back of amber valley rugby club in somercotes. Last time was near ripley on back lanes of pentrich with the wife Claire in a 2003 vectra. Funnily enough the vectra is blue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Lass name was Kim. On a dirt track round back of amber valley... Ah come on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 What?! Have I missed the point??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProgRocker Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Lass name was Kim. On a dirt track round back of amber valley... Ah come on! Nice Euphenism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben_L Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Are we allowed to update the last as and when it happens? Have it like the "AA live travel updates"... Live Shite Back Seat Shagging Update FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshirelad Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Ehhh Yugo 45a with the x Wife many moons ago!. Decidedly cold and uncomfortable however at the time!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Ehhh Yugo 45a with the x Wife many moons ago!. Decidedly cold and uncomfortable however at the time!!!!!!!! Yeah, mine was like that. She didn't get better with age either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 Boooooooooooooooooooomtish.He's here all night.Glad we're back on track to how we was.Like . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HillmanImp Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 I have been noshed off by Gillian Taylforth in a Range Rover on an A1 sliproad. AICMFP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HBR Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 First was in a Fiat Tempra, last would be a Citroen C3, I do know the names but best not to say as I still know them both! Neither car was blue, although there have been blue cars in between.2/3 door cars are good, the front seats go right forward giving plenty room in the back, even in a Mini! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Taking this a step further, did anyone ever play 'catch the shaggers'?We used to bomb round the back lanes (euphemism not intended) late at night and when we saw a likely looking car we'd go round again, coming back like ten minutes later. Then, with military precision we'd knock the car lights off, coast up from about 500 yards away before hitting the horn and the lights and inducing some coitus interruptus on innocent* couples.A big fat bloke in a Mini was one of our favourites, for some reason we seemed to find him every weekend no matter where he parked. Being in the SAS (Serious Anti Shagging) squad we did have to know the area, drive something reasonably fast and swap cars now and then as we'd had a couple of chases by surprisingly* irate people.Would like to pretend we were doing our bit for birth control, but it was just to be a bastard (arf arf) really, and yes, I have had the same trick pulled on me. explosive-cabbage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Taking this a step further, did anyone ever play 'catch the shaggers'?We used to bomb round the back lanes (euphemism not intended) late at night and when we saw a likely looking car we'd go round again, coming back like ten minutes later. Then, with military precision we'd knock the car lights off, coast up from about 500 yards away before hitting the horn and the lights and inducing some coitus interruptus on innocent* couples. Yes, exactly like that. It never occurred to me that you might need a fast car, it's probably just as well nobody ever gave chase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitevanman Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Yup.....same here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scruff Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Green Series 3 Land Rover with a girl called Emma, down a lane near Worthing beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVee8 Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Taking this a step further, did anyone ever play 'catch the shaggers'? Sort of.On the same night of doing Paula we moved from inside the car to the bonnet leaving the radio on and the rear screen demister and any other electric device the car had,so a flat battery was had.out in the depths of no-place with out a person in sight at 3am a car came past a police car rather sheepishly we explained what had happened when they stopped laughing they called a recovery truck to jump start us.A low loader turned up without jump-leads the only way home was on the back £75 later and back home i got to bed at about 5am got up around 9.30 tried the car the fucking thing started. A £75 shag back in 1993 doh .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimcit Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Taking this a step further, did anyone ever play 'catch the shaggers'? My quite prim and proper parents got moved on by police in the back of my Dad's Consul Classic in the early 70s, my Dad always is always happy to tell the tale, my Mom less so.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctormop Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 Not really the same but in the early 90's my mate had just bought a BMW 732, shark nose type thing for £400, we'd gone out for a razz round in it, ended up in Morecambe where he parked it on some waste ground (or so we thought) had a pint or two and headed back to the car, 4 of us sat in the dark debating whether to go home or go on to a club and the lad in the front passenger seat spots movement in front of the car, we strained our eyes and saw a young lady duck through a gap in a wooden hoarding, have a quick look round and proceed to pass water about 80 yards in front of us, seemingly oblivious to our presence, she seemed to have been paticularly well hydrated and had been squatting for a good 20 seconds when the ever chivalrous BMW owner stuck the lights on full beam and sounded the horn in a series of about 10, 5 second blasts, the look on her face was priceless! (Obviously feel terrible about it now and hope no lasting Psychological damage was done) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Reverend Bluejeans Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 This has become a very funny thread but its also endearing and indicative of the broadminded member base that nobody has raised comment to men having relations with other men on here, think that would be very different on other car forums. Girls are okay, but you can't beat the real thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticvandan Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Beige Reliant Fox pick up with optional hardtop,just stick her legs through the drop down tailgate.And it IS possible in a Reliant Rialto,the vinyl seats were a blessing afterwards.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bub2006 Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 I keep trying my wife in the reliant robin but she ain't having any of it. Bit more persuasion is in order. My seats are cloth so not as easy to clean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 This has become a very funny thread but its also endearing and indicative of the broadminded member base that nobody has raised comment to men having relations with other men on here, think that would be very different on other car forums. Actually, I was even more impressed for the duration nobody had lost a word about it at all.It is of nobody's bloody business who the next man has sex with, unless it's one's wife/partner, or a minor. And I don't mean a Moggie with the latter. Gotta get me a bench seated yank tank in blue. Haven't had a shag in a car for too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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