puddlethumper Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 £40 1958 Ford Consul Mk2 in 1972 under the Severn bridge. Bench seats, the best seats for having a quicky. Like this but in worse condition and pale blue. Matty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy - Medhurst Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 A Morris Ital in a carpark around 11.00PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Was that tonight? myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviemck2006 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Vauxhall astra mk1 in 1984 in a layby. She became my wife, unfortunately. Sent from my SM-T585 using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustybullethole Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 2 hours ago, puddlethumper said: £40 1958 Ford Consul Mk2 in 1972 under the Severn bridge. Bench seats, the best seats for having a quicky. Like this but in worse condition and pale blue. Sadly missed out thus far on the joys of bench seats though always wanted a motor with one for this very reason. First, chevette circa early 90’s, Donna. Wouldn’t of busted her nose if fell forward the girl. Last, well van life has benefits.. twosmoke300 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilA Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Nissan Quest. Rear seats folded down. Spacious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StescoG66 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 On 2/4/2022 at 7:13 AM, UltraWomble said: Young couple bang at it in this Fiesta yesterday outside our house - wife wouldnt get any closer to photograph them. In the middle of the day! On 2/4/2022 at 8:09 AM, sierraman said: Might just have been having an asthma attack! Or an epileptic fit............. Or an eldery couple with parkinsons......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy - Medhurst Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 10 hours ago, High Jetter said: Was that tonight? If you mean me no - LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted February 6, 2022 Share Posted February 6, 2022 Your mums ! twosmoke300 and 500tops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovylee Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 alfa GTV. not too bad actually. must've worked its italian magic, as mini groovy #2 was born 9 months later 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soundwave Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 None, the idea doesn't appeal to me at all! I get performance anxiety even when it's just myself and whoever, never mind doing it where someone else could walk up and see my pale, sweaty arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markeh Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 On 2/4/2022 at 11:38 PM, Pieman said: I never have, but I cannot read the word "dogging" without thinking of this song. Part of me always questions what sporty little Mazda can accommodate three lovers. I have visions of three people trying to do the deed in an MX-5! Seen them live twice now (Fascinating Aida not the doggers), always put on a cracking show (see previous comment). No car of mine has ever seen any action, though I suspect the Nissan would be suitable enough. Meriva lacks the space and has too much window! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 4 hours ago, Markeh said: I have visions of three people trying to do the deed in an MX-5! It won't work. I'm not saying that from experience, by the way. AnnoyingPentium and Markeh 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 On 2/5/2022 at 11:18 PM, Billy - Medhurst said: A Morris Ital in a carpark around 11.00PM. That a story or an offer? 😆 mat_the_cat, Fumbler, AnnoyingPentium and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy - Medhurst Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 54 minutes ago, Matty said: That a story or an offer? 😆 For you?. Best make it 11.15 - LOL. Matty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martc Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 A Lada Samara. Do I win? myglaren 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterH Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 6 hours ago, Markeh said: Part of me always questions what sporty little Mazda can accommodate three lovers. I have visions of three people trying to do the deed in an MX-5! Seen them live twice now (Fascinating Aida not the doggers), always put on a cracking show (see previous comment). No car of mine has ever seen any action, though I suspect the Nissan would be suitable enough. Meriva lacks the space and has too much window! Was that the Justification for the Mazda MX-3 to exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 1 hour ago, martc said: A Lada Samara. Do I win? Which cost more? 🤣 AnnoyingPentium 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fumbler Posted February 11, 2022 Share Posted February 11, 2022 3 hours ago, Crackers said: It won't work. I'm not saying that from experience, by the way. Certainly a tight squeeze in one of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Is a classic Mini smoller? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 Yes, but has more interior space and, crucially, a back seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 12, 2022 Author Share Posted February 12, 2022 23 hours ago, Crackers said: It won't work. I'm not saying that from experience, by the way. Bollocks! Ex_Mrs_Claim and myself managed it on a moving motorcycle! An ER5 if you're interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Longbridge Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 3 minutes ago, warren t claim said: Bollocks! Ex_Mrs_Claim and myself managed it on a moving motorcycle! An ER5 if you're interested. You must have struggled not to open that throttle at the key moment 🤣 warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackers Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, warren t claim said: Bollocks! Ex_Mrs_Claim and myself managed it on a moving motorcycle! An ER5 if you're interested. Yeah, but on a motorbike you're less likely to have a mishap like this! You're also positioned... er.... conveniently, on a bike. warren t claim and LightBulbFun 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 1974 Escort Mk1 1300E in 1986. With walnut veneer 6-dial dash and interior door top trim. My first car. She liked my wood. I was 18, she was 23. She was very horny. Literally dripping sometimes. A quick touch or rub in the right places transformed the situation at short notice. FFS, that means she's 58 now. Unbelievable. Would meet again, lovely woman, but that won't be happening. She has gone on and has made her own life and had a very good career. Without me. Fuck! I am an idiot. hennabm, warren t claim, myglaren and 1 other 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camryv6 Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 6 hours ago, JeeExEll said: 1974 Escort Mk1 1300E in 1986. With walnut veneer 6-dial dash and interior door top trim. My first car. She liked my wood. I was 18, she was 23. She was very horny. Literally dripping sometimes. A quick touch or rub in the right places transformed the situation at short notice. FFS, that means she's 58 now. Unbelievable. Would meet again, lovely woman, but has gone on and had her own life. What colour was the Escort, i hope it was purple ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeeExEll Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 It was a mid-74 in Sunset Red. They did the 4-door 1300E for only about 9 months from spring 74. I replaced the 1300GT engine with a 1600 crossflow from a 72 Capri pre-facelift GT, rebuilt and rebored to 1660, balanced, Piper Magnum 285 cam, 38 DGAS Weber from a 3-litre Capri. Great fun, lumpy-sounding at idle, rev limit 7000. 4-speed and changed to a 3.77 open diff. Capri 2-litre struts with 145 springs and new inserts, which lowered the front just a bit and changed the handling balance slightly. A lsd was beyond budget at the time, unfortunately. Looked totally standard, original steel wheels with 175/70s. Very light wee car. Wish I still had it. Last mot'd around 1991. Next owner parked it in long wet grass in north east Scotland for 18 months and that was the end of it. Stripped for spares which, fortunately, was a process I didn't see. 'No officer, it's a totally standard 1300E and a Weber twin-choke is standard on this model'. Dyslexic Viking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiny Norman Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 Do you mean with someone else, or... AndaBoss and myglaren 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymous user Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 On 2/6/2022 at 12:20 AM, Daviemck2006 said: Vauxhall astra mk1 in 1984 in a layby. She became my wife, unfortunately. Sent from my SM-T585 using Tapatalk You married an Astra? mat_the_cat, myglaren, AnnoyingPentium and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daviemck2006 Posted February 13, 2022 Share Posted February 13, 2022 You married an Astra? The astra would have been a better wife!Sent from my SM-T585 using Tapatalk anonymous user 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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