Wack Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Mk3 Cortina We were parked in a field gateway about 11pm when she said , stop , I can hear something , she was right , what is it , sounds like voices It was , cubs & scouts on a night hike , about 50 of the little fuckers , all banging on the roof as they went past That was the end of that 🤣 sutty2006, cobblers, MisterH and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 hour ago, New POD said: There was a link in. SAD AND single. Dodgy links are best avoided! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted February 3, 2022 Author Share Posted February 3, 2022 1 minute ago, High Jetter said: Dodgy links are best avoided! Oi! This is a classy thread from a long time poster!!! Lacquer Peel, paulplom and Shite Ron 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 It wasn't me! It was that newpod, sir, honest sir! warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christian6984 Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 On 2/13/2017 at 1:51 PM, Hendry said: 2 year old at the time 55 plate Vauxhall Corsa C 1.4 SXi, don't know quite why but Corsa Cs at the time were literally fanny magnets, they drew sluts like moths to a flame. I recall being in the passenger seat with her straddling me, I'd just got her tits out and out the corner of my eye in the door mirror I saw a car pull up behind me (arse end of nowhere right out the road of anything) and a guy gets out, I knew it wasn't cops because it was a ref starting with K so 15years old, so I jumped out too, dark blue Merc 190E, asked him what the fuck was up (pretty raging as he had killed the moment) and he said he was lost and asked if I knew where a place I'd never heard of was, said no I don't know and then he said "oh I thought you maybe looking for someone to join in" he promptly got told to fuck off and I didn't get my jam roll off her until a few days later. As it turns out I've found Renault Clios are a jinx for having sex in, of the cars I've had longer than 6months both my Clios are the only 2 cars I've never had sex in. Probably not jinx'd, First for me was a Clio 2003, Didn't get my priorities right as a teenager choosing Fiesta for a first car, that spinning wheel for the adjusting the back for the seat would have your hand worn out by the time you need it..... Clio, lift the level and she was flat on her back and away you go. Oh funnily enough... it was Blue 😆 warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Jetter Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 Reclining seats? Nothing like that in the good ole days! warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iainrcz Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 First and only car - 1997 Rover 420 sli saloon. Not exactly a spacious vehicle. warren t claim 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraWomble Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Young couple bang at it in this Fiesta yesterday outside our house - wife wouldnt get any closer to photograph them. In the middle of the day! grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grogee Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Dad's MK2 Astra estate. On the Moors. Seats folded. Palatial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sham Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Only did the deed in a car once. The same Metro I slept in for a week. Different time period, mind. No idea why that was the only time, to be honest - I've had vehicles much, much more suitable since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sierraman Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 56 minutes ago, UltraWomble said: Young couple bang at it in this Fiesta yesterday outside our house - wife wouldnt get any closer to photograph them. In the middle of the day! Might just have been having an asthma attack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vantman Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Jaguar Mk 10 Sometime in the 1970s. Borrowed from my mate to impress a recently divorced lady, she was impressed with the back seat! Shite Ron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosey Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 G reg Escort Eclipse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5speedracer Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Minivan with a bar behind the seats as it had been a parts van previously. I'm 6' and my then GF was 5'9" plus I'd a sporty bucket seat in it. No decisions over which position as there was effectively only one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myglaren Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Austin A 40 Farina, mates car. With his ex in the back and he and his current one in the front. Cramped. BX with wife, secluded car park. Just tidied up and a torch shines through the driver's window. Coppers checking that all was OK with a knowing smirk on his face and his mate laughing behind him. Not a very illustrious record. timolloyd, grogee, mat_the_cat and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asimo Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austat Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 Neither have I had sex nor have owned a car. Reading through this makes me slightly annoyed. Fucking hell, need to get me act together. sdkrc, grogee and AnnoyingPentium 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Austat said: nor have owned a car. FOUR THOUSAND POSTS Austat, grogee, dome and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieInExile Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 An ex's Saxo. It was magenta, probably a 1.1, and we were on the way from Newcastle to Ely for a wedding. Stopped for a rest down a country lane, one thing led to another, etc etc. The car was plenty big enough and it was a fun time but she was ultimately a thoroughly evil individual, so... We'll call it 7/10. grogee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Charm Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Austat said: Neither have I had sex nor have owned a car. Reading through this makes me slightly annoyed. Fucking hell, need to get me act together. I wouldn't worry. It's satisfying in the short term, often disappointing, leaves one with feelings of heartache and frustration, causes arguments, puts strain on relationships and, ultimately, you'll need to give up any racy behaviour if any children turn up. That's car ownership for you. Sex, on the other hand... catsinthewelder, NorfolkNWeigh, Austat and 14 others 2 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amishtat Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 3 hours ago, Austat said: Neither have I had sex nor have owned a car. Reading through this makes me slightly annoyed. Fucking hell, need to get me act together. Much easier to rent one. Possibly the same is true of cars. Minimad5, grogee, mat_the_cat and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuboy Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 4 hours ago, Amishtat said: Much easier to rent one. Possibly the same is true of cars. just watch out for heavy deposits...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 On 2/3/2022 at 9:35 PM, groovyboovy said: Blue Ford P100 pick up truck, girls name withheld, on the front bench seat Classier than in the pickup bed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timolloyd Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 On 11/26/2012 at 9:36 PM, Mr_Bo11ox said: AC INVACAR, do I win £5? I’m not sure this has aged well, on here at least. NorfolkNWeigh, AnnoyingPentium and warren t claim 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pieman Posted February 4, 2022 Share Posted February 4, 2022 I never have, but I cannot read the word "dogging" without thinking of this song. Markeh, myglaren, Crackers and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twosmoke300 Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Memories not what it used to be but was either an original beetle or a Mk1 Ka hire car I had for a ford training course the week before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 47 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said: Memories not what it used to be but was either an original beetle or a Mk1 Ka hire car I had for a ford training course the week before Either road not entirely suited to the job in hand 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorpunk Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 CFP284T - where are you now? Strange name for a bird, admittedly. timolloyd and AnnoyingPentium 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groovyboovy Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 13 hours ago, Matty said: Classier than in the pickup bed! and warmer to Matty 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2MB Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 Was either a BMW E30 or a mk2 Golf, had them both at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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