AXrescuer Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Since when to you inspect a potential restoration project without at least checking the floor???? On at least sticking your head under the car and having a tap at the sills etc.??? How not to buy and restore a car i think this programme should be called. How come the so called valuer is the same chappy both side of the Atlantic???? Surley there was a valuer on the Canadian side of the pond??? I' d my money on there being two cars again. Going by the way the shots were cut and from what you could see of the front scuttle and dash and the general underside of the car before and after, i doubt they could have done all they said they did in the time scale. A non matching numbers Pony car is worth less than a matching numbers one. Why did he not try putting Diesal down the bores of the supposadly seized engine and leave for a day or so. At least overnight? I wonder where the car is if it being offered for sale.Presumably it is this side of the pond. If they had done it in Red or Black the car would have looked better or even HIghland Green. Does make me wonder how they are going to do the Mini. How big a disaster that will be???. All the cars featured are being given away as viewer competition prizes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Has anybody else been watching that Strippers - Cars for cash program on Discovery?, I was already to slate that too from the trailers but it isn't that bad, Yes it's got another cockney gangster wannabe gobshite in it but he's blatantly just playing up to the cameras, It's more interesting then CCR although that's not difficult! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Has anybody else been watching that Strippers - Cars for cash program on Discovery?, I was already to slate that too from the trailers but it isn't that bad, Yes it's got another cockney gangster wannabe gobshite in it but he's blatantly just playing up to the cameras, It's more interesting then CCR although that's not difficult! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Has anybody else been watching that Strippers - Cars for cash program on Discovery?, I was already to slate that too from the trailers but it isn't that bad, Yes it's got another cockney gangster wannabe gobshite in it but he's blatantly just playing up to the cameras, It's more interesting then CCR although that's not difficult! yes i watched that last night evo 4 and evo 6 engines must look just the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autofive Posted October 17, 2012 Share Posted October 17, 2012 Has anybody else been watching that Strippers - Cars for cash program on Discovery?, I was already to slate that too from the trailers but it isn't that bad, Yes it's got another cockney gangster wannabe gobshite in it but he's blatantly just playing up to the cameras, It's more interesting then CCR although that's not difficult! yes i watched that last night evo 4 and evo 6 engines must look just the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pillock Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 Just seen about two minutes of this, the Mustang episode.Long enough to watch him throw a DIFFERENT screen onto the floor (thick black border at bottom, heavy gradient tint, no rear view mirror) to the one they'd just fitted to the car (no black border at bottom, very light gradient tint, rear view mirror bonded on). FFS, they should just stop pretending that it's a factual show if they can't get things right, and be upfront that it's a complete fabrication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 Has anybody else been watching that Strippers - Cars for cash program on Discovery?, I was already to slate that too from the trailers but it isn't that bad, Yes it's got another cockney gangster wannabe gobshite in it but he's blatantly just playing up to the cameras, It's more interesting then CCR although that's not difficult! yes i watched that last night evo 4 and evo 6 engines must look just the same I think all Evos used the same engine until fairly recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triumph1300 Posted October 18, 2012 Share Posted October 18, 2012 EVO 1 2 and 3 had different engines. 4 5 and 6 I know had the same engines, as I have a 6 on my drive and my mate has a 5 and I used to work on 4s Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In The Pit Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 So who's gonna be switching Channel 5 on in 8 minutes then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadworkUK Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 So who's gonna be switching Channel 5 on in 8 minutes then? Really can't be bothered. Radio for me tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 Tell you what, there has been a sudden influx of positive comments on the demand 5 page for this show. Many with a similar writing style interestingly! I will watch it. Its like televisual heroin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Shepherd Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 I've only seen the MGB GT episode. It infuriated me on so many levels that I refuse to watch any more the series, ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 What was that cigar chopping twat on the bike all about!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 So who's gonna be switching Channel 5 on in 8 minutes then? Yep, got it on right now and just trying to judge how long it'll be before I spy my arse and turn it over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldford Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 What was that cigar chopping twat on the bike all about!!! The man who can get you anything as long as you have the cash? Likely the leader of the Canadian chapter of NCP car spares ltd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In The Pit Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 What was that cigar chopping twat on the bike all about!!! I notice Bernie didnt give him the usual "haaaaaww mach, youre avin a laugh aint cha" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messerschmitt owner Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Bernie is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warren t claim Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 This looks "quality". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 These shows are just going to create a new breed of ebay mong who think their old Corsa is WURF £5000 JUST 4 PARTS. I watched the Chop Shop Rover Jet 1 espisode for the first time last night. It was almost bearable, but what a waste of a sound looking old Jag! For that I will hate the fat cockney forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Last nights CCR was one of the better one's although it was still shite, did you see that underground bunker though? Wow, I need that in my life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShiteRider Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Last nights episode was best one so far, though that is like saying cat shit tastes better than dogshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickwall Posted October 23, 2012 Share Posted October 23, 2012 Depends how you cook it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctormop Posted October 24, 2012 Share Posted October 24, 2012 Slightly not car related but just watched George Cross heroes on Discovery,Bit freaked out by Lord Ashcroft KCMG acting like a wannabe Bond villain introducing things but a reconstruction of a Sarf London car chase in 1966 featuring Mr Plod driving a W114 Merc with whitewalls and a Blue 'Kojak' lamp on the roof chasing a Jaaaag XJ6; IN 1966??? FFS, HOW HARD WOULD IT BE TO GET THE SODDING DETAILS RIGHT!!(Or if not right vaguely believeable would be a start)This could have been a really great programme featuring some seriously brave people but it has to be over dramatised, sensationalised and generally buggered about with for no reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkman Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Why would any arsehole paint a '54 Caddy silver? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 I've got a great idea for a series. It's called 'I'm A Producer Being Run Over By A Sub £1000 Car'. It's presented by two utter bell-ends. One's a Scouser called Peter The Cunt, the other a useless posho twat who allegedly went to North Cestrian. Basically, Peter The Cunt would try in vain to buy an Alfa 33 or a beige J reg Proton, fail, buy a mint Allegro for £32* (actual results will vary) and then spend the rest of the programme bickering with a useless Czech twat who does 3 days of actual work whilst charging for a year's worth of labour. It's all in the Daily Mail, fucking unionists, etc. After 16 cups of coffee and three hundred packs of cigarettes, Peter the Cunt despairs at the posho North Cestrian twat, who has bent all three keys to the car and called Peter the Cunt a cunt 437 times and achieved nothing despite being on set for 8 hours with a knackered 35mm camera of some description.Every week Dan Hirst (played to perfection by Martin Buckley) would appear, offer some bewildering advice and disappear into the sunset before running over the second unit director \ runner \ producer with a car from his vast fleet. Peter The Cunt and North Cestrian posho applaud with gusto, fade to black, credits, sponsorship from A1 Auto Mart, win an orbital buffer, PPI claim kony 2012 romney blah blah resale silver horse versus train combi boiler white moccassins not shite pumpe duse blah blah bollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cort16 Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 I've got a great idea for a series. It's called 'I'm A Producer Being Run Over By A Sub £1000 Car'. It's presented by two utter bell-ends. One's a Scouser called Peter The Cunt, the other a useless posho twat who allegedly went to North Cestrian. Basically, Peter The Cunt would try in vain to buy an Alfa 33 or a beige J reg Proton, fail, buy a mint Allegro for £32* (actual results will vary) and then spend the rest of the programme bickering with a useless Czech twat who does 3 days of actual work whilst charging for a year's worth of labour. It's all in the Daily Mail, fucking unionists, etc. After 16 cups of coffee and three hundred packs of cigarettes, Peter the Cunt despairs at the posho North Cestrian twat, who has bent all three keys to the car and called Peter the Cunt a cunt 437 times and achieved nothing despite being on set for 8 hours with a knackered 35mm camera of some description.Every week Dan Hirst (played to perfection by Martin Buckley) would appear, offer some bewildering advice and disappear into the sunset before running over the second unit director \ runner \ producer with a car from his vast fleet. Peter The Cunt and North Cestrian posho applaud with gusto, fade to black, credits, sponsorship from A1 Auto Mart, win an orbital buffer, PPI claim kony 2012 romney blah blah resale silver horse versus train combi boiler white moccassins not shite pumpe duse blah blah bollocks. When's this on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedSparrow Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Nice idea man. But I think it needs to be an L reg Proton for obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 Nice idea man. But I think it needs to be an L reg Proton for obvious reasons. Thank you for your comments. We watch every episode of IAPGROBASOTPC to make sure it meets someone's requirements. Thank for letting us know. You can buy a mint L reg Proton for around £1000. Sincerely V GinaSandDunmurray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpower Posted October 25, 2012 Share Posted October 25, 2012 So what happened to bernie's "asian elvis".... did he get bombed out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael1703 Posted October 25, 2012 Author Share Posted October 25, 2012 I've got a great idea for a series. It's called 'I'm A Producer Being Run Over By A Sub £1000 Car'. It's presented by two utter bell-ends. One's a Scouser called Peter The Cunt, the other a useless posho twat who allegedly went to North Cestrian. Basically, Peter The Cunt would try in vain to buy an Alfa 33 or a beige J reg Proton, fail, buy a mint Allegro for £32* (actual results will vary) and then spend the rest of the programme bickering with a useless Czech twat who does 3 days of actual work whilst charging for a year's worth of labour. It's all in the Daily Mail, fucking unionists, etc. After 16 cups of coffee and three hundred packs of cigarettes, Peter the Cunt despairs at the posho North Cestrian twat, who has bent all three keys to the car and called Peter the Cunt a cunt 437 times and achieved nothing despite being on set for 8 hours with a knackered 35mm camera of some description.Every week Dan Hirst (played to perfection by Martin Buckley) would appear, offer some bewildering advice and disappear into the sunset before running over the second unit director \ runner \ producer with a car from his vast fleet. Peter The Cunt and North Cestrian posho applaud with gusto, fade to black, credits, sponsorship from A1 Auto Mart, win an orbital buffer, PPI claim kony 2012 romney blah blah resale silver horse versus train combi boiler white moccassins not shite pumpe duse blah blah bollocks. Nice idea, needs a stronger punchline, you ran out of steam towards the end? maybe a musical instrument falling on a car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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