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Noel Edmonds Shite Crash Based Madness


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As others have said I'm amazed that someone could survive that crash and to have people so close watching was madness. +1 on the Edmonds hate after slagging off the Strada and subjecting us to Mr Blobby he deserves to be rinsed by Lioyds Bank.

 

^This x eleventy billion.

 

Edmonds deserves to serve a prison sentence for Blobby alone.

 

And that's without even starting about blobbygate which even I'd have to admit wasn't 100% Noel tidybeard's fault.

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Born in the mid 80s, I'm a child of the 80s/90s and thus I was the target audience of Mr Blobby. My parents found him annoying, both of my grandmothers despised him.

 

Me and my sisters however absolutely loved him! He's such a lovable goofy rough.

 

I probably still have this on cassette somewhere. I would have been 7yrs old.

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This was the record the were attempting to beat with the Jensen. Although this is an independent video recording, I presume the shows producer had some hand in it as Mr Edmonds is narrating and the music is identical to the Late Late Breakfast show.

They had two stabs of stunt jumping on the show, the first was on the second or third ever episode and featured a Whirly wheeler jumping a Hillman Hunter Gt. Hed been told the correct speed to enter the ramp... but had a rush to the head when actually attempting the task and just stuck his foot down... he cleared all the cars he was supposed to land on and came to a halt with a couple of feet to spare. It actually transpired he'd broken the then current UK jump record. It used to be on YouTube but has recently be pulled off.

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Fear not Englishmen and the rest of the UK, Rumours have it that Mr Edmonds is soon to join the underworld and is purchasing digs a residence in this region. We are all delighted and excited that he is said to be in retirement.

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That is incredible - nowadays there’d be multiple investigations after the first crash with the Escort.

 

‘It’s OK, we’ll just move people back a bit and let the next bloke have a go in something much bigger going twice as fast!”

 

I remember some stuntman competition thing that was shown every year on ITV around the same time - similar sort of madness. One stunt that sticks in the memory was somebody drove a Hillman Hunter under a lorry trailer - the roof was meant to come off (like Jackie Gleason’s police car in SATB) but didn’t shear off cleanly because the pillars hadn’t been sawn in the right places - this nearly took the guys head off!

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I remember watching that TV jump as it happened, made me feel quite sick.

 

Does anyone remember Edmonds and that fuel-saving gadget scam? Some magic black box that would make a gas-guzzler do 100mpg. Beardy DJ lost a lot of money to some slimy trickster.

And him such a car-bloke too!

Snigger.

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Merchant #ankers up for a good shoeing, if he has his way...

 

Nice to see banks in a *positive light = interesting business model "we take in all YOUR money, fuck YOU over, fuck off with all YOUR money and you can look to YOUR government (they operate everything with OUR money) to bail the whole gig out!".

 

Invest In Y <our> Future YKIMS

 

Thieving Scum :/

What are you on about?

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Savvy is gong on about how fraud at Lloyd’s bank caused Edmonds to lose his business and Lloyd’s won’t accept responsibility for it

 

I don’t think anyone died but the jenson driver was quite badly injured .

 

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-berkshire-42889087

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