somewhatfoolish

Bear in mind £1500 now is probably the equivalent of £500 a few years ago thanks to ZOMGPLAGUE, inflation etc.

That is the obvious answer; import a Lonsdale to the UK and fill the comics with a cheesy article about how it's the only Lonsdale in the UK, then hundreds of Lonsdales will emerge from wherever the fuck they've been stashed, along with the real 'Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies' by Van Klomp, an unmodified Citroen Saxo VTR and *another* of TE Lawrence's Rough Inferiors.

Glad to see the CIs are still a haven for prime autoshite.

A crack team of shiteists need to break into the doovla archive mainframe.

This would be suitable transport for Dave Allen's 'The Bishop'.

An early incidence of the perils of cut'n'shut or just evidence of the flimsiness of Victors?

Liking the popemobile; are you running for mayor somewhere? You can have a parade when you win and stand with your noggin sticking out of the roof.

Isn't being a daft racist more or less compulsory on Twitter?

Attempting to cash out before the doovla hit squad send him an invitation to a Q plate.

What's the beef? Is anyone who has been penalised by HMRC a criminal now? They're a shower of shite but this is thin gruel, much like the pant-wetting hysteria about the PM being fined for not wearing a seat belt. Oh noes! He got fined by HMRC, along with probably thousands of others.

Nice, fast work as well; I'd be fitting taller tyres than that but life would be boring if we all liked the same things. Are you slinging chainblocks etc off your carport frame or do you just like things a bit too strong? I now need to build a carport.

What a load of bollocks; autobrake is a waste of time until you're doing over 50 or so anyway. New cars can get in the sea.

Govt by darwinism; all the feckless will kill themselves by crashing into each other with bald tyres and knackered brakes which means there will be enough slack in the one MoT centre which can remain solvent with a two year test gap to test all other cars in the UK.

W210 severely wounded.

He's still a cunt though, so swings and roundabouts.