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    Aston Martin got a reaction from Skut in Cars you didn't know existed until very recently.   
    Yes, can I lose all of the structural integrity that I didn't have in the first place?




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    Aston Martin got a reaction from Tim_E in New members, introduce yourself here.   
    I did some digging. The Parade looks even more ropey then I remember.


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    Aston Martin got a reaction from spartacus in New members, introduce yourself here.   
    I did some digging. The Parade looks even more ropey then I remember.


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    Aston Martin got a reaction from mk2_craig in Panda Alessi: Avril Lagreen   
    The only Nova I need.
     
    And now we start the fun with the DVLA.
    I shall report back in 4-6 weeks.

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    Aston Martin reacted to jakebullet in Going too far with things   
    Have you gone too far trying to make things just perfect on a shed?
    I think I may have crossed the line. I improved the wipers on Gerald the C1 by swapping the wiper stalk. As standard there's only one intermittent wipe time, but if you raid a toyota auris stalk it's a straight swap and by magic you've got variable intermittent time.
    Trouble is the auris stalk has low & high positions for the rear wiper, and only high works on the C1, 'cos the car is only designed to have a single speed rear wiper. It's been bugging me for months, when I should really do what the rest of sane peeps do and treat low as a 2nd off.
    First I thought I could connect low & high so they both turn the wiper on. But why not make low be intermittent? I could get a magic circuit board from China to do that for a tenner or so. Then one night I had a better plan.... why not make low variable intermittent by using a VW type 99 variable wipe relay? I would be the envy of C1 lickers everywhere. Make it so!
    I compared stalks, and auris has a few more pins. So I hatched a plan of go to u-pull-it, raid a spare stalk and a wiring plug, and acquire a type 99 relay. Plus get a none busted aerial. It's only a 107 mile round trip WCPGW? er, I came back with an aerial. No auris stalks, and golf mk3's are no longer common. Only a tenner in fuel in Gerald.
    To ebay! Spare stalk £12.99, golf relay £8.50. I then realised I haven't got a clue about the C1 wiring diagram so bought a haynes book of lies only to find it's rubbish. Paperback now, and the wiring diagram is not detailed. Maybe it will come in when something breaks.
    I then realised yaris uses the same stalk as C1, and I could get a yaris wiring diagram on t'interweb. Got an auris one too so I could work out the differences. Turns out auris low is just a switch, and auris has a module to do the intermittent rear wiper, so I could be on to a winner with my VW relay. Next problem is C1 switches the earth wire, and VW is switching 12v. So I just need a double relay module pcb for £7.20 to make the VW relay see 12v, and then have the output converted back to earth.
    Connected it all up on the table, and it doesn't work properly. VW relay is expecting an input from the wiper park switch. It expects it to go +12v when motor is running, and be earthed in wiper park position. Fucksocks. Without this input the relay just stays on. If I fake it by connecting the wire manually to +12v followed by earth the variable time & everything works. But the C1 isn't wired like that and I don't want to rewire it. So now I'm waiting on another pcb that will simulate* the park switch for only £10.
    So I'm pretty confident it will all work, and I've only spent £50 developing a pointless feature.....
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    Aston Martin got a reaction from somewhatfoolish in Panda Alessi: Avril Lagreen   
    The only Nova I need.
     
    And now we start the fun with the DVLA.
    I shall report back in 4-6 weeks.

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    Aston Martin got a reaction from angle in Panda Alessi: Avril Lagreen   
    The only Nova I need.
     
    And now we start the fun with the DVLA.
    I shall report back in 4-6 weeks.

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    Aston Martin got a reaction from Nyphur in Panda Alessi: Avril Lagreen   
    Headlights too high!!!
    Handbrake travel excessive!!!
    Three tyres gammy 🤔
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Passed motherfuckers. 👍😎

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    Aston Martin got a reaction from Nyphur in Panda Alessi: Avril Lagreen   
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    Aston Martin got a reaction from Nyphur in Panda Alessi: Avril Lagreen   
    I have officially died.
    I must have worn a mask for 7-8 hours today.
     
    The car is fabulous obviously. The clutch pedal feels a bit heavy. The biggest issue is the steering wheel, it's horrendous. The outer layer has gone manky and you're left with bits of rubber everywhere.
     
    I might try and buy a pair of gloves and be like Nicolas Parsons.

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    Aston Martin got a reaction from Nyphur in Panda Alessi: Avril Lagreen   
    Avril you dirty slapper.
     
    Pics taken... and cleaned by @mk2_craig




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    Aston Martin got a reaction from Zelandeth in Panda Alessi: Avril Lagreen   
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    Aston Martin reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Good God, yes
     

     
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Sherpa-Camper-Van/233750978816?hash=item366ca4e100:g:H5gAAOSwu0BfbyW4
     
    £1,800 buy it now.
     
    I hope someone from here buys that, it's absolutely fantastic.
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    Aston Martin reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Someone's got access to some free paint
     

     
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-CITROEN-RELAY-BOXER-DUCATO-2-2-HDI-CAMPER-PROJECT-SPARES-REPAIR-116K-NO-VAT/363147609807?hash=item548d48c6cf:g:1dkAAOSwBqpfho~Q
     
    'BUY IT ON THE BASIS IT NEEDS AN ENGINE IF NOT ITS A BONUS '
     

     
    Buy it on the basis it's fucking awful.
     
     
     
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    Aston Martin reacted to Ford Prefect in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Not sure how well qualified this person is to advise you how to use the kit and start a successful valeting business when they can't be bothered to wash off the green slime round the top opening of the back doors of their own van.
     

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    Aston Martin reacted to cort16 in eBay tat volume 3.   
    5 grand


    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-Ford-Capri-3-0-Ghia/293789797358?hash=item44673c8bee:g:dK0AAOSwSNpfjJJI
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    Aston Martin got a reaction from sofarsogood in eBay tat volume 3.   
    It's a fucking Disco Volante.
     

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    Aston Martin got a reaction from morrisoxide in eBay tat volume 3.   
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Multipla-JTD-ELX-115/233743623753?hash=item366c34a649:g:VhQAAOSw0p9fhICq



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    Aston Martin reacted to scdan4 in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Sweet looking little thing. One from the Used to be everywhere “ selection.


    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133543734686
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    Aston Martin reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    This vacuum cleaner is so happy  he looks like a 1970's Tory MP who has locked himself in the stationary cupboard with a few grams of Columbian marching powder and 10 year's worth of Boy Scouts magazines.
     

     
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MOBILE-VALETING-BUSINESS-VAN-READY-TO-START-WORK-TODAY-1-START-NO-RESERVE/124393115281?hash=item1cf6684e91:g:S7AAAOSw7NlfgcoQ
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    Aston Martin reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Annoyingly photographed Corsa B
     

     
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Corsa-1-4-Breeze-25k-miles-One-family-Totally-Original/184492222250?hash=item2af497e72a:g:oRkAAOSwUlxfiwqM
     
    'perfect example for TV/Film work (fees from £250/day!)'
     
     
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    Aston Martin reacted to strangeangel in eBay tat volume 3.   
    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2018192838315472/
     
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    Aston Martin reacted to Schaefft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    There cant be many of these around anymore!

    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3164954523626678
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    Aston Martin reacted to doug in eBay tat volume 3.   
    £500
    This looks great!!
     


    https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/349372862950586
     
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    Aston Martin reacted to scdan4 in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Someone has been busy 

     

     
    I always wonder when I see unfinished projects like this, as it’s a lot of work to walk away from.
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/133550096550
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