djoptix

Poo count: 1
Breakfast:

It's pleasingly pokey. Funnily enough the only other Ford I've ever owned was also a 1.6, though that was the CVH lump -asthmatic. This is much quicker!
Corley Services achieved, poo count now 2.
Fuck me, what the hell has happened to the world? A KFC meal here is OVER TEN POUNDS.
Footbridge. Grim.

Looks like I've bought a Tokamak... we've achieved FUSION POWER!
 

It's pleasingly pokey. Funnily enough the only other Ford I've ever owned was also a 1.6, though that was the CVH lump -asthmatic. This is much quicker!
Corley Services achieved, poo count now 2.
Fuck me, what the hell has happened to the world? A KFC meal here is OVER TEN POUNDS.
Footbridge. Grim.

Woollard

 
Pez

 
On my way back West, wish me luck!

Woollard

 
Pez

 
On my way back West, wish me luck!

Looks like I've bought a Tokamak... we've achieved FUSION POWER!
 

What I'm going to collect will easily be revealed by looking elsewhere in the forum but for those who like to guess, a clue: it has the potential for limitless power.

Woollard

 
Pez

 
On my way back West, wish me luck!

Woollard

 
Pez

 
On my way back West, wish me luck!

Woollard

 
Pez

 
On my way back West, wish me luck!

Woollard

 
Pez

 
On my way back West, wish me luck!

Looks like I've bought a Tokamak... we've achieved FUSION POWER!
 

Sit rep: we're in the BIG CITY.

 
Beautiful girl still here, so I can't eat my egg-and-salad-cream pot from Tesco, that would be even more offputting than the pasty was.
Pissing down with rain outside.
Exactly one hour to go.
Not a Polo or a fucked Rover...

Musing.
Why is it that when one is looking presentable and smelling nice, one always ends up sat next to some fat munter* on public transport? But when you haven't shaved, are wearing unflattering clothes and are half way through eating a Giant Traditional Cornish Pasty, an absolutely stunning girl sits down next to you?
Sigh.
*munters available in all genders.

It's pleasingly pokey. Funnily enough the only other Ford I've ever owned was also a 1.6, though that was the CVH lump -asthmatic. This is much quicker!
Corley Services achieved, poo count now 2.
Fuck me, what the hell has happened to the world? A KFC meal here is OVER TEN POUNDS.
Footbridge. Grim.

Woollard

 
Pez

 
On my way back West, wish me luck!

Sit rep: we're in the BIG CITY.

 
Beautiful girl still here, so I can't eat my egg-and-salad-cream pot from Tesco, that would be even more offputting than the pasty was.
Pissing down with rain outside.
Exactly one hour to go.
Not a Polo or a fucked Rover...

Woollard

 
Pez

 
On my way back West, wish me luck!

Musing.
Why is it that when one is looking presentable and smelling nice, one always ends up sat next to some fat munter* on public transport? But when you haven't shaved, are wearing unflattering clothes and are half way through eating a Giant Traditional Cornish Pasty, an absolutely stunning girl sits down next to you?
Sigh.
*munters available in all genders.

Looks like I've bought a Tokamak... we've achieved FUSION POWER!
 

Musing.
Why is it that when one is looking presentable and smelling nice, one always ends up sat next to some fat munter* on public transport? But when you haven't shaved, are wearing unflattering clothes and are half way through eating a Giant Traditional Cornish Pasty, an absolutely stunning girl sits down next to you?
Sigh.
*munters available in all genders.

Sit rep: we're in the BIG CITY.

 
Beautiful girl still here, so I can't eat my egg-and-salad-cream pot from Tesco, that would be even more offputting than the pasty was.
Pissing down with rain outside.
Exactly one hour to go.
Not a Polo or a fucked Rover...

Looks like I've bought a Tokamak... we've achieved FUSION POWER!
 

Looks like I've bought a Tokamak... we've achieved FUSION POWER!