pompei

That looks like a set from A Gerry Anderson programme

Jesus wept, who on God's earth thought those wheels were a good idea?
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1966-AUSTIN-A40-FARINA-UNIQUE-HATCHBACK-WIRE-WHEELS-CONVERSION-MOT-TAX-EXEMPT/283332366100?hash=item41f7eccf14:g:6lYAAOSwS3lcNQc~:rk:9:pf:0

PA-A-O let me hear your say Pao - Pao
 
 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969/permalink/2531538460195096/

It is.  It's been on these pages about forty three times.  I hope somebody buys it just so we never have to see it again.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-insignia/392211722160?hash=item5b51a3efb0:g:MBwAAOSwLNxcNl2i:rk:14:pf:0
 
'I'm no good with cars'
 
You're not much fucking better with cameras, M8.

I LIKE WELDING DO YOU LIKE WELDING?
 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-505-classic-w-reg-spares-or-repairs-petrol/192781287808
 
To be fair if you took the bonnet off this and threw it away, it might look like it still stood a chance

Obvs. like that the last one won't have tickled your fancy, but how about this cyclops looking thing?
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fisher-Holivan-caravan-early-1970-s-2-berth-extras-Retro-Classic-vintage/123574234357?hash=item1cc5992cf5:g:QvAAAOSwpmhbuM9w:rk:11:pf:0
 
Kudos for the seat covers being made out of 1980's porno mag 'sexy secretary' blouse material
 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-MK1-SWB-Westfalia-Campervan-26K-Bananna-Engine-Project/273642789620

 

Perhaps they meant 'Ladyboy Books' because you're going to look a complete tit AND feel like a dick driving that round.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Ladybug-Beetle-1974/292907959178

 
 

First picture of the advert seems to be Michael Gove's coming face
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Transporter-t5-1-sportline-kombi-t6-180-bitdi/223317229070?hash=item33febe7e0e:g:5vMAAOSw0rdcNPpA
 
Which, to be fair, is actually still not as horrible as the rest of it.
 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ITALIAN-BARN-FIND-LAMBRETTA-LUI-50CL/233086367218?hash=item364507b5f2:g:bJ4AAOSwhY9cNPks

In my mind they were the high point of eBay motors bullshit merchants. Come back PH!!!!

The worrying thing is I can hear JCC's Mancunian twang reading out the poetry

An Autobiography of a Sunday league star
tasteless clothing, tasteless car
dolly bird missus, stiletto heels
gopping interior, hideous wheels
 

 
King of the council estate, dealer of weed
giving the single mums what they need
a cheap private plate to say you've arrived
swapped for a Mitsubishi Animal, Genocide
 

 
 
Duluxed seats, Durex treats
don't let me kids climb on them seats
DVD headrests and window tints
cheeky nights with star struck bints
 

 
22 inch alloys, three inch cock
best remember he's due in the dock
Once on the books of Grimsby Town F-C
now staring at 3 months in H-M-P
 

 
Crimes against taste and totting up points
day time fog lights, night time joints
community service ten hours a week
1/2 ounce of blow, 2 grams of beak
 

 
 
'allo, John, gotta a new motor?
drop side Transit, business promoter
Conifer specialist, badly lopped tree
fly tipped rubbish the one guarantee
 

 
Park where you like, do a ton through town
Dr Dre Powerbeats, maximum sound
go past your teacher's house, show them where you are
a third rate ex-footballer in a 4th rate car 
 
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Sport-2012-Autobiography/382708088443?hash=item591b2dfe7b:g:CU0AAOSw19dcGpvx:rk:25:pf:0

Dismal
Mouldy
Smells
Wouldn't want to be seen in it.
 
But that's enough about Rhyl, check the funk ouf of this...
 
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Subaru-Justy-Van-4WD-genuine-barn-find/392208936873?hash=item5b51796fa9:g:9-oAAOSwpLVcMbZ~:rk:1:pf:0
 
'I dabbed the paint with polish'
 

Some roof rack that
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/oFiat-Cinquecento/202557624366?hash=item2f2960102e:g:3OEAAOSw3fxb8Y8T
 
'oFiat'
 
 
Must be the rare Irish model.

I do like Spanish hearses much nicer than boring black Vauxhalls.
https://www.milanuncios.com/otros-recambios/desguace-peugeot-505-coche-funebre-276220348.htm

https://www.milanuncios.com/ford-de-segunda-mano/ford-taunus-232064475.htm

https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/coche-funebre-seat-132-273902187.htm

https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/seat-124-funebre-221316920.htm

https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/seat-malaga-funebre-261165092.htm

https://www.milanuncios.com/venta-de-coches-clasicos/dodge-funebre-210095257.htm

https://www.milanuncios.com/renault-de-segunda-mano/renault-25-246597978.htm

https://www.milanuncios.com/otros-motor/coche-funebre-290618391.htm

The ultimate hearse for VAG fanbois !!! an Audi A8 Quattro !!!!
https://www.milanuncios.com/audi-de-segunda-mano/audi-a8-funebre-quattro-4x4-271092880.htm

https://www.milanuncios.com/audi-de-segunda-mano/audi-80-funebre-288803841.htm

https://www.milanuncios.com/ford-de-segunda-mano/ford-mondeo-272562303.htm

 

Not entirely sure what's going on here, but looks like a 3 wheeled cat carrier.
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Auto-engined-trike-Q-reg-correct-on-logbook/303017212346?hash=item468d3bb9ba:g:BkAAAOSwuJRcLdjv:rk:4:pf:0

I think the rear of any modern Audi looks better than the front end full on in your rear view mirror

Need-a-hammer-taking-to-them back lights aside, this is nice
 
 
 
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-SEICENTO-MICHAEL-SCUMACHER/273636779517?hash=item3fb605e5fd:g:LM8AAOSwSidcLRUZ

I've already got several powder extinguishers around the house, and will definitely be adding one to the Invacar in due course (nice and easy to mount one invisibly but instantly accessible under the dash), and once it's proven that it can reliably travel for a while without spontaneously combusting I'll ditch the halon one given this is the third forum folks have pounced on that. I had no idea they were such a hot topic.
 
Hopefully disposing of it correctly will be less of a gigantic pain than the tiny asbestos heat shield from an old valve amp was a couple of years back.
 
On that occasion I looked up which of our waste centres took it, had the offending article damp, quadruple wrapped in double sealed bags and clearly labelled. I even rang up the council to check.
 
You'd have thought I'd walked in with a leaky vat of glowing radioactive waste from the reaction I got...and when I eventually did get them to take it...last thing I saw in my rear view mirror as I left was my bag being chucked into the general household waste bin. One of those times where you really do wonder why you bothered trying to do things right in the first place.

I honestly thought that was a messed with FX4 taxi

One could out-Squire-Dawson Squire Dawson.
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HUMBER-IMPERIAL/233072524354

Imagine having this gurning at you through your kitchen window on a daily basis.
 

 
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/commer-walk-through-camper/183611981692?hash=item2ac0207f7c:g:Ee4AAOSwAmJcKOST:rk:43:pf:0