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Cars that look like your 97 year old toothless gran puckering up for a kiss on your 9th birthday, part 1.2:
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-mx5-mk1-eunos-1-6-automatic/254087893877?hash=item3b28d19375:g:-nIAAOSwIUVcBXAU

This daft eBay 'frequently bought together' thingy would justify it's own thread of much hilarity.
Same on Amazon btw. If you check out books on - say - British Postwar Urban Architecture and its Sociological Impact,
it suggests to also buy some Mickey Mouse toothpaste in Bubble Gum flavour.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/koda-s100/113584251394?hash=item1a72262202:g:Al4AAOSwbVdbi-pt
 
'I like to sell someone who finishes'
 
That's my missus out, then.

It's a shame Saab went bust, just at the point when they were perfecting the flying car.
 

"Watch out for that cyclist on the left coming up.I said watch out for that cyclist on the left, you're driving a bit too fast and too close to the side.
WATCH OUT FOR THE FUCKING CYCLIST ON THE LEFT!!!!
- Aww fuck man, NOW look what you've done, you've struck him and chopped him in half".
 


 
Bet he unbolted the mecanno rear wing at MOT time. It looks lethal.
 
Edit after reading the ad - that rear wing cost £700, and a further £400 for wing supports from the USA.
Sounds like someone you could sell magic beans to.
PMSL.

Your Lotus is our concern.
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lotus-Elan-2-1968-Barn-garage-find-Just-33k-miles-from-new-One-Owner/273662401737

https://www.ebay.fr/itm/Henney-Kilowatt-Renault-Dauphine-Plug-in-Electric-Electrique-Electrisch/143084346213?hash=item21507ddb65:g:facAAOSwu4db~wnw&_trkparms=gclientid%3DU0wVBWKKvTybggdMyEE38QIFBzHfNIPk8ASToyrowjMZsGcq7siZUMyF-8RMLxQ6&_trksid=p2489528.m4335.l8656

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chevrolet-Custom-Deluxe-10-triple-axle-camper-van-v8-diesel-manual-motorhome/153343267959?hash=item23b3f89477:g:By4AAOSwJtdZ-0M-:rk:20:pf:0

https://louisville.craigslist.org/cto/d/louisville-83-chevy-caprice/6795225730.html

Great stuff. I'd quote Jonathan Richman....
 
Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
 

Shall I compare thee to thine namesake?
Painter or crap car, your choice to make
So Sit down dear listeners, for a whileand put up with some more of my wordy bile In the case of... Picasso Vs Picasso Let's check out La Vie, what's going on there,before we find another artwork to compare.  How could one do this, thou maketh me sickfornicating my sister in front of family picI've just put layeth a deposit on our next family cartand ordered LIVE LOVE LAUGH wall paper art      
 
  
He should be at the garage getting his wheeltrim replacedbut he went down the boozer and got off his face he doth betray his concubine for bit on the side an she's proper fumin, come round with their child  https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-Citroen-Xsara-Picasso-Desire-Spares-or-Repair/323642164800?hash=item4b5a938640:g:MTkAAOSwWH1cNh6D:rk:24:pf:0    Les Demoiselles d'Avignon doth roughly translate to a fanny magnet cart that nearly seats eightsee steamed up windows for proof at a pushkey to Picasso grand worth 5 in a bush     
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-Grand-C4-Picasso-1-6HDi-16v-EGS-VTR/332911484711?hash=item4d83121f27:g:GoMAAOSw6gdb9VgY
 
 
Next cometh the Family Of Saltimbanques
who ventured to Rhyl to swim sewage tanks
but the gearbox did breaketh in their Picasso Grand
and they all got swallowed by giant black hand
 

 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/spares-or-repairs-citroen-c4-picasso/183634967808?hash=item2ac17f3d00:g:KOUAAOSwa3FcO3Xv:rk:4:pf:1&frcectupt=true
 
Check out Girl With Mandolin
wooden tits, wooden chin
she'd play a tune on your pink oboe
if you came home in a Picasso
 

 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Citroen-Xsara-Picasso-Desire-Spares-or-Repair/173731864512?hash=item287339dfc0:g:zzAAAOSwUP5cNl9U:rk:7:pf:0
 
terminar.
 

Wow check this out!!
 

 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-124-1968-GENUINE-BARN-FIND/183638082962
 
 
 
Fantastic!!

Cars that look like constipated dogs, part several:
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-car-Vauxhall-viva-custom/183637827648?hash=item2ac1aae040:g:EvkAAOSw9g1cLBNW
 
'It is a citron saxo 1.6 16v with a viva body on top'
 
 
To be fair, they deserve some credit for something a bit different.

If the radio is playing Johnny Halliday, I'd run away.
 
https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1542477150.htm/

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Campervan/303029229430
 
Nice box (oo-er missus) but it doesn't seem to fit this truck terribly well
 
 

 
Hmm, I will just make a note to myself never to adopt the 'tin bath strapped to the boot' look, its just a little bit too John Steinbeck IMO

That looks like a set from A Gerry Anderson programme

That looks like a set from A Gerry Anderson programme

Been reading the Kids TV thread and feel an unfathomable itch for a Trumpton fire engine? 
 
 
Step stiffly this way, then...…
 
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-HERALD-13-60-BASED-ON-CHARABANC-CLASSIC-BUS/254065115275?hash=item3b2776008b:g:oq0AAOSwjwZcOMRv
 
 

 
"drives but will require a few odd jobs" 
 
Yeah, can't hurt, can it?
 

Rabbit
 

 
Rabbit

 
Rabbit
 

 
Why don't you give it a rest
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Transit-100-Custom-D-SWB-Campervan-1993-4-berth/323646810886?hash=item4b5ada6b06:g:3pcAAOSwhrpcOf1J:rk:57:pf:0

https://www.kijiji.it/annunci/auto/palermo-annunci-bagheria/fiat-850s-vignale-coupa/133502138

Chaps, I've been offered a Lancia Y 1.2 for a grand, is that too salty and would anyone on here want it? It's now UK registered. I would jump at it but I'm about to buy a house and Mr Mortgage Broker will be looking very carefully at my spending habits...
 

I can just imagine being treated in the back of that ambulance. A splint made from some scrap wood and string, bandages made from some old rags, a drop of vodka splashed over any wound, all carried out by a chain-smoking attendant.

Those Fiestas (further up page) do seem to attract owners who don't know what 'cleaning' means. Had two or three now that have been absolutely gopping inside.

A bit of self promotion as the fleet is up for sale on ebay.
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/223321059844

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/223321068527

Shove your rat rod shit where it belongs. Here is an honest Hemi Chrysler for a 12,500 asking price.
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CHRYSLER-NEW-YORKER-1953-FIREDOME-HEMI-331-V8/292903200596

 
I bet you anything that a quid under ten bags buys it.