pompei

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PEUGEOT-405-GLD-DIESEL-EXCELENT-ORIGINAL-CONDITION-TAX-MOT-VERY-CHEAP-TO-RUN-/171189666090?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27dbb3012a
 

 
"PLEASE ALSO BEAR IN MIND THE CAR IS £395, ITS NOT £350 OR £375 OR EVEN £390 ITS £395"
 
 
Whats the lowest you would take?

1986 must not have been a good year.

Bloody hell, yes!  Fred Gee and Annie Walker's Rover!  I think that was about when I last watched Corrie.  (don't mention Barry Grant's Jag on the beach in Brookside.  Or Stan and Jack's bus in Holiday On The Buses)  Sorry for the diversion.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-CHEVROLET-CORVETTE-5-7TPI-AUTO-TARGA-TOP-COUPE-/181278170790
 
 
Oh aye, I'm guessing theres not enough Ku Klux Klan rallies in this country to keep him entertained

This has danger levels of class about it
 

 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-viscount-for-restro-runs-drives-like-a-cresta-pc-but-top-of-the-range-/221333363078?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33887f1986
 
I love these old things, mostly they're either in polished up/trailer queen condition, or look like they're held together by several lengths of tramps trouser belt. 

Quality!

Autoshite is well worth the cost of a couple of pints. I'm happy to have been able to contribute a small (but I hope useful) sum.
 
3 cheers for Dave and the time and effort he spends on keeping this site alive.

May I ask all those who can afford it to please tick the box saying 'make this donation monthly'?
Autoshite dot com is the best value entertainment / information resource going. PHAKT.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/dentists-hail-return-of-saab-2013120281618

I've managed to get a job as a conductor on the trains. Just need to pass the medical on Monday and I can sack off the current job and will never have to manage staff ever again. Pay rise too.

That Daimler is actually sexual. Possibly an ex-Henley's of Chester, too.
 
 
Right, who mentioned unfortunate business names? No-one? Well I just did...
 

 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/IVECO-75E15-TON-BOX-CURTAINSIDE-TRUCK-TAIL-LIFT-IDEAL-EXPORT-DRIVES-A1-/161159870456?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item2585e077f8
 
{RING RING}
 
HELLO STD CARRIERS LTD, HOW CAN I HELP?
 
'I've just been knocked off my motorbike outside the clap clinic, I think I'm a gonner, here'
 
GO AWAY
 
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
{RING RING}
 
HELLO STD CARRIERS LTD, HOW CAN I HELP?
 
'I've just found out my newsagent has got aids. Lucozade, Cherryade, Lemonade.' 
 
JOG ON
 
 
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 
 
{RING RING}
 
HELLO STD CARRIERS LTD, HOW CAN I HELP?
 
'Hi, I've been having sex with an Iveco in a layby and now I'm HGV positive'
 
FUCK. RIGHT. OFF.
 
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Bosh a hiab on it and use it for shite-shifting. Up and down the UK's motorway network at 40mph. When you arrive at the destination, unload your cargo by simply tipping it out! JUST-IN-TIME SHITE LOGISTICS

If I had an autoshite fetish, it would be fibreglass cars.  There's lots to recommend them in terms of individuality, performance, character and rarity.  Unfortunately they're usually half broken and even when mended will be a little bit rubbish.
 
I'd love to chuck my hard-earned onto any of these
 
Imp-based Clan Crusader

 
Metro-based Midas Gold.  If this had come up when I last had cash, I'd be looking miserable at a car made entirely from rust free fibreglass except for a Metro subframe.  With a rusty Metro subframe

 
I love a bit of wedge, but at 42 I'm too old for a convertible.  This TVR would fit the bill perfectly.  If it worked, natch

 
Let's have an exception to the convertible rule straight away.  I was about 17 when TVR launched their S and it was a great looking car.  Love the wheels on this early one,

 
Back to coupés again.  This Cerbera has TVRs own V8, designed after their chairman said he wouldn't use the Rover engine after BMW bought them.  Britain does fibreglass sports cars and casual racism very well

 
Lotus made some stunning cars, back in the '70s they had been F1 world champions a few times, they'd shaken off their kit car roots and were producing classy motors.  Pop up headlights are awesome, although this car is only half awesome

Paint by Vulgalour.  I guess it's called comet because it'll produces an excessive vapour trail before destroying itself in a massive fire ball.
A definite divorce enducer.
 

 
http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/4129752/1971_MK1_TRANSIT_CAMPERVAN/

I bet fifty quid if I asked my missus to name ten 'home comforts' they wouldn't include: rust stained door step/arches, formica cabinets, a second hand portable bog, nor cushions fashioned from Bert and Ernie's jumpers
 

 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/A-Bedford-CF-Dormobile-Landcrusier-Coachbuilt-and-Packed-with-Home-Comforts-/281212421361?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item41799104f1
 
'minor historic rust'
 
I've got a minor historic scar right between my bollocks. It dates from the time I bought a Bedford CF with the annual holiday fund and hadn't consulted the domestic manager first.

Check out these guys who clearly don't realise they live in BORACIC LINT BRITAIN 2013
 
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-rover-montego-2-0-sli-low-miles-/181265678395
 
£2500 for a petrol Automatic Montego? HAVE A WORD WITH THE GOOD LORD JESUS CHRIST MATE, HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HYUNDAI-PONY-PRESTO-ABSOLUTEY-STUNNING-TIME-WARP-CONDTION-/231099598230?
 
£2200 for a FWD Hyundai Pony? STICK TO YOUR PIGEON LOFT PAL
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-HONDA-ACCORD-I-AUTO-BLUE-/281211102248
 
£3500 for a boggo Accord? SEND MY REGARDS TO YA MUTHA!!!!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-AUSTIN-MINI-MARYFAIR-BLUE-FOR-RESTORATION-/181264533145
 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mini-Cabriolet-One-Owner-14000miles-/251383120654
 
I know I'm a bit of a mini hater in general but these things take the biscuit. £7500 for this! It looks fucking ridiculous FFS. You'd have to be a major league TWAT to think this was a worthwhile use of that amount of money. Just imagine how you'd feel driving around in this, bouncing up and down while hanging onto the bus driver steering wheel with everyone looking at you, christ it doesn't bear thinking about

Blimey, 1500 quid for a P1800 Volvo. Loves welding, diy and long walks in the park.
 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/volvo-1800es-1972-complete-car-for-restoration-1500-ono/1039261113#photo-content

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-vw-polo-2000-1-4-mot-fail-euro-look-99p-start-/231098226790?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35ce871866
 
'Number plate desirable as translates to "whatsup'
 
DISAGREE.
 
Number plate desirable as translates to SUP, which is exactly what someone will be doing out of it when the pile of toss is crushed into fizzy drink cans.

I'm guessing your mom flunked math

Don't all rush at once!

Penetrant is pissing in the wind compared to this stuff. I don't promote brands as a general rule but my mate nicked me some of this from his work and it's the shit, just the ticket for rusty fastenings, plus it's called super crack ultra. Win in a tin.

Yeah, but you'd always be able to say that you took the bus to work, and so flaunt your green credentials, while so obviously not being in any way environmentally friendly.

This looks like a really fat bloke sat on the bonnet when his arse was on fire
 

 
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Modified-show-project-unique-One-Off-Ford-Fiesta-999cc-with-Private-plate-PIL-/111212862573?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19e4cd9c6d
 
'Only selling so I can save up and buy a proper belt for my trousers'