pompei

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-classic-Thames-trader-tractor-unit-lorry-truck-partley-restored/123748309832?hash=item1ccff95b48:g:TeIAAOSw5lpcxA5-

My neighbours are cunts, they even complain if you park a Cinquecento outside because it takes up a space instead of a larger car.....
 
I always said if something big an unnecessary came up, i'd buy it for the shits and giggles for moaning at the small car taking up space
 
Maybe the day has arrived.
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Black-Hummer-Limo-H2-Limousine/254187843029?hash=item3b2ec6add5:g:LDwAAOSwM1FcZpzw
 
"Problem, m8?"

Italian Cortina

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Maserati-430-1990-2-8lt-Auto/333143937632?hash=item4d90ed1260:g:kGYAAOSwaQtcpe4x

Eric the Half an Astra.
 

 
https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F283431120554
 
 
 
 
 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PONTIAC-GRAND-SAFARI/303116964423?hash=item46932dd247:g:HvoAAOSw4S1cjPUB

This looks like an abandoned dog with back wheels instead of legs.
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-Volkswagen-Transporter-T3-T25-Doka-Crewcab-PROJECT/163617599859?hash=item26185e7173:g:0X4AAOSwopVcmoTr
 
Thanks probably to the 'Dub' types, this £115 pile of scrap metal is up for £1,650. 

Hnnnggggg!
1989 Accord - £695
 
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/354934048366241/
 
Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-1964-Renault-Dauphine-in-RHD-stunning-car-genuine-UK-car/173850459344?hash=item287a4b7cd0%3Ag%3AV0IAAOSwtjlcmP89
 
 

your dads new car he's going to pick you from school in
 

 
 
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/55460098_1350572621749326_1198671092516913152_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.xx&oh=392dd65f0c99de47d72b64ad3a99d6d2&oe=5D11060E

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1952-Leyland-Royal-Tiger-41-Seater-Coach/143187312307?hash=item2156a0feb3:g:JzYAAOSwPb1cmUcY
 
Is there a better way to guff £65,000? Probably not.

There once was a man from Devizes,
whose roll cage was of different sizes
the invisible* joints by the half-arsed viewpoints
are not included, as he advertises
 

 
There once was a man from Devizes
Whose wiring was spaghetti with splices
How low can you go, there's a job at Iveco
taking quality control sacrifices
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Atlantean-Open-Top-Bus-Runs-Drives-Well-PLG/113697490423?_trksid=p2485497.m4902.l9144
 
 
 

spot the difference


https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic/saturday-13th-april-2019/1980-austin-morris-mini-clubman/

flippin' heck
have a look.

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/classic/saturday-13th-april-2019/matra-bagheera/

I keep trying to win Roffles and failing so its time to go conventional searching -
 
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/638659616572185/
 

 
 
For sale rover sd1 series 2, 2.6 auto never been welded solid underneath and scuttle stored many years low miles 45k starts and drives from a can needs recommission excellent interior £1,800 may px message for more info Grimsby
 
Out of my budget but stopped me in my tracks..
 

This is nice
 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/254172307785

...from when I used to sell a few cars second hand; 'as a hobbie'; id say metallic gold; or silver with a 'gold hue' cars were often the hardest to shift; even if they were good n decent cars; never any issue with a maroon car; always sold quickly; even flat maroon's 'back in the day' - red's - resale 'red, as they say.... light silver cars n white cars here, did sell but it was never a case of their colours selling them; if they were decent cars they'd sell - the mutts in silver n white could 'hang around' n often become 'landmarks...
 
...the easiest cars; in terms of colours, that always used to sell quick; in my experience; were purples; always seemed to be someone for that colour; the quickest to sell.... tho this is years ago; I never buy a car based on colour; personally- for my own use; so as a result Ive owned a lot of grey/metallic grey n white cars; if they looked n drove like decent cars, id do the deal...
 
Theres some myth about Green cars; most likely to have an accident or something - of the green cars ive had- either my own or for resale; all have been trouble; so its green cars being the 'bogey ones' for me ....

"Dixie Flag on the roof"
 
I wonder if this guy understands what the Confederate flag represents?

Sometimes think we should have a separate thread for background ebay shite. This is todays winner.
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/range-rover-classic-1991-3-9-v8-Auto/223450208579?hash=item3406ab9943:g:qCEAAOSwfhNcjQ-N

Yes indeed. Fux sake. I'm only joking.  
I mean, I live in Liverpool. Where much of the town's nicer architecture was paid for by the shipping companies who colluded in what we now realise was a bit erm nasty.
 
Camel-lairds ship yard even built ships for the confederate navy, and we don't wish ill on the current workers.
 
Chill.

WTF is going on here?
 





 
I think the kids from the primary school in the background have been at it. Little buggers, you can't park anywhere these days.
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-FORD-SCORPIO-COSWORTH-24V-92K-MANY-NEW-PARTS-FITTED-VERY-GOOD-CONDITION/143173083410?hash=item2155c7e112:g:oNEAAOSwrv5ci8jf&redirect=mobile

The symbol of white slave owners on the roof doesn't bother you then?

Holden Piazza Turbo
 

 

 
https://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1986-Holden-Piazza-Turbo-Retro-Coupe-2-0L/132934591016?hash=item1ef384e228:g:7wcAAOSwnk5cUMkK&frcectupt=true

Does it win a prize for having a different wheel on each corner?
 

 

2019 Rhyl rail replacement bus
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bristol-Lodekka-Double-decker-bus/192854045473?hash=item2ce6ff3321:g:8RYAAOSwMO9b9FpG