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HMC and his chauffeur outside Tavistock School , today.

Very appropriate!

PORSCHE 911 GEMBALLA CONVERSION BOXSTER BODY KIT | eBay

BEDFORD TK | eBay

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
There's rain and bird shit on my window
And I can't see at all
Even if I could it's only Rochdale anyway
but your picture on my wall reminds me
that it's no so bad, it's not so bad

Dear Scim, I  wrote you but you still aint callin'
I left my bag my coat hanger and sweet wrappers at the bottom
and 4 litres of water in autumn,  and the tax in the windscreen you must have got them
There probably was a problem with the Post Office or something

Reliant Scimitar GTE se5a, project, last owner 21 years | eBay
Sometimes my Scimitars look quite sloppy when I drop them

But anyway, fuck it, what's up hun, how's your daughter?
My girl had a kid, but Mark Phillips is the father
We have a daughter guess what I've gone and called, her name is Zara
Did  you read about my brother Andy too, I'm sorry
His lawyer said not to sweat over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this every day 
but I've  robbed your engine and your fan
I even took the gearbox off for the ultimate scam

I've got a Rolls Royce in the pictures, man
Do you like the sausage fingers of that bro of mine, they're so fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours  your biggest fan,  this  is Princess Anne

Reliant Scimitar SE5a | eBay
Fifteen grand, I'm wondering why
This hasn't sold at all

The morning rain clogs up my camera
Got your picture on my wall
It reminds me that that colour's bad, it's fucking bad

Dear Scim, your engine belongs in a boat I hope you have a chance 
to jettison it near France  I just think it's fucked up they have electric fans
If you didn't want to be photographed outside your own house you didn't have to

But I should have got a signed autograph from our Andrew
For your little sister man, she's only 16 years old
And she waited for him in the blistering cold and he just an (alleged) paedo
Starting to wonder if  RIGHTGUARD JUST KICKED IN, YO!
That's pretty shitty,  you were his biggest fan
He just wants to be like me mam, even more than I do 
He ain't a stamp though, so don't lick him like he wants to
Remember when you said Edward was a bender?
You said if I wrote you, you'd write back
See, I'm like you and  did you ever meet my pops
He said me ma's fanny was like an Indian's fuse box
You gotta call me, man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Princess Ann
Ps we should be together, too.
1976 RELIANT SCIMITAR 3.0L V6 MANAUL, VERY NICE CAR THOUGHOUT. WOLFRACE SLOTS, | eBay
 
 

Everything about this is perfect.
Diesel for her pleasure. 
US spec jumbo bumpers.
Gold. Auto. Twin headlamps.
520k km
https://www.autowereld.nl/x/x/x-38656522/foto.html

Petrol LDV/Sherpa. MOT July. £750 and has leaky carb and untested LPG for extra jeopardy.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/737890034963034

Daimler Double Six Coupe Jaguar XJC | eBay
'some interior trim missing'

I mean we must nearly be at the cut off point where Only fools and horses is a distant memory for anyone who doesn't have UK_Gold and anything with 3 wheels doesn't have to be painted yellow?
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225902111835

 
 

I'd fucking hit this:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256252424325

Possibly a bit salty at nearly £6k but better than A FUCKING GOLF 1 POINT FUCKING 3.
I'm looking at it too and can't tell. 
Still its cool as milk.

phowor etc.
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/3487591058158300/


 

Forgotten thread update time!

The green 800 disappeared to my mechanic back in May, along with a list of jobs that culminated in a fresh MoT. The biggest problem standing in the way of being able to use the car was it pissing power steering fluid everywhere. After a week or so, the garage called to advise the high pressure rail for the power steering was NLA, had been for some time, and stopped the job. The next update I was advised a pipe had been sourced from a Turkish seller with a number of MG and Rover parts - and he'd bought from them previously with success. 
To cut a long story short, it took MONTHS for the pipe to make its way to the UK, and... it was the wrong part! By now the car had migrated to one of the dreaded 'long term' parking spots outside the garage and it took a long time to see it extracted from there and back in the workshop. A local company were able to fabricate a new pipe with the correct fittings. Funnily enough, once work restarted, it was all turned round in surprisingly quick time. 
In total its had the timing belt done, cam cover gaskets, a Volvo header tank fitted with a bracket made to hold it, a new power steering pump, the power steering pipe, CV boots and the alloy wheels replaced with a slightly less scruffy set. 
After washing seven months-worth of muck off it over the weekend, its now on the road for a bit of 'running in' with a view to some longer trips over the Christmas period if there's no drama. So sixteen months after we started, I guess this completely pointless resurrection of a worthless car is pretty much done! 




 
 

VANDEN PLAS PRINCESS 1100 | eBay

So, that AI eBay listing bollocks. 
Just for amusement, I've been on it to see what it would come up with for my 1998 A4 1.8t. This, ladies and gentlemen, is it.
"This elegant Audi A4 saloon is a fine example of the German automaker's excellent craftsmanship. With a sleek blue exterior and a spacious grey interior, this vehicle can comfortably seat up to five passengers and boasts a manual transmission for a truly engaging driving experience. The petrol fuel type delivers an efficient and smooth ride, making it perfect for long journeys. Additionally, the four doors provide easy access to the vehicle, making it a practical and convenient choice. Whether you're a fan of Audi vehicles or simply seeking a reliable and stylish mode of transportation, this A4 model is sure to impress."
What a fucking time to be alive.

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202311123885742
 
Looks like they used their Ring doorbell to do the pictures.

this must run it close
 

Just in from South Africa, a family sized VW camper. Just imaging driving this in a head wind over the North Yorkshire moors.
Lot 15 - 1974 Volkswagen Type 2 Jurgens Autovilla (wbandsons.com)

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256320005579?hash=item3baddce5cb:g:q-MAAOSwOsdlZQRv


This poor man is obviously held against his will by the two extraterrestrials with rabbit ears, and if he didn't crack a smile for this picture they would've abducted him in their equally shoddy spacecraft. A cruel fate...

Look at the floor mats on the above Proton.


Hyacinth Bucket would be proud!

Can't be much room left inside with that massive cactus growing out the roof.

Ford Escort Van MK6 1.8D 2001 39k Stunning - Walk Around Video | eBay

Rolls Royce "Phantom"... made out of a Silver Spirit.



Seller would like to part ex for an AC Cobra, presumably one made out of an Invacar.

but a shit one for wing mirrors