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And when they snap. It makes for entertaining handling until you turn sharply and things come completely apart pulling the handbrake on so tightly that there's no way to move it out of the middle of a junction.

You have to fix the fuel flow meter, those constantly changing LEDs were the absolute highlight of my trabbie experience!

Is that the one that I had for a while on the £120 deal with the mental speedometer ?

Surely there's no sauce on a Philly Cheesteak?

I’ve just had to send an, “ever since you” email to the garage. Ever since they fitted my passenger door, my Scirocco ’s just not run right. I’ve tried driving with the doors locked and unlocked, windows wound up and down and it’s just shite. Luckily they’ve admitted it’s all their fault and they’ll sort it all out for me FOC on Friday. Fucked servo, air leak and I’ll be paying.

I no longer have a printer, but pay to have the odd sheet printed as required.

They set up 3 way lights here when they dig up the fucking pavement with no damage to the road. If I knew who to send footage to, I'd be filming them.

I saw a SEAT Toledo the other day and couldn't believe how similar it was to a Vel Satis.

And another one...

My 2.5l 75 estate costs just £360 on the same multivehicle policy as my 944S and Scirocco.

Once again, it's not for me. I always get fucking socks.

A red Cortina.

That's how mine is set up. Plug it in on site, charge the pleasure battery and run the fridge from 240v. I plug it in at home every month to keep things on top form and can unplug and replug to charge the starter battery too.

But what's it supposed to be?

That's the most disturbing breakfast I've ever witnessed on here. I hope you have a drink problem and that's vodka because frankly, I wouldn't be able to condone you leaving the house on just a glass of water.

I nipped out to the campervan this morning to replace the fair wife's marigold gloves in readiness for the new season and found a McDonald's cheeseburger. I vaguely remembered putting it in the cupboard during the summer after reading an article which claimed that they don't decay. I can reveal that the story was a lie. Although it tasted OK. it clearly wasn't, as my soiled underwear will testify.

The scr will only keep it topped up, you needcto charge it properly yourself.

And the AC model 70 since Noah took two of the fuckers with him on the Ark Royal.

Beige don't age.

At the risk of being scene as a pendant, I think you mean socket. Oh, and your breakfast looked shite.

Interestingly, I've just noticed that the new glass is tinted. I'd better get some of that ugly kid film for the back windows and go full on 'gangsta rat look'.

I've already been complimented, 'nice door Dave', I didn't think it was that obvious. Fuck knows why it's on end though.

Which reminds me, whilst listening to TRB's album Power in the Darkness recently, the track grey cortina came on and I thought, 'do you know, I don't think I've ever seen a grey cortina '. Certainly not in late seventies mk3/4 guise anyway.

It appears that my central heating boiler has died. Fuck sticks.

And this morning, I bought and wrapped the last of my gifts. That just leaves the meat to order tomorrow when I go to the butcher’s and the cards to write when I get home. Then I can relax and look forward to spending the whole of the xmas month in a totally stress free drunken stupor. I fucking love December!