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    maxpower reacted in I've got one of my dream motors   
    This has made me spunk my dentures through my actual chappy.
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    maxpower got a reaction from Bobthebeard in The grumpy thread   
    After putting up new blinds on bedroom window... i jumped down from sideboard, and being a fat fucker and no longer a spring chicken...bolloxed my right ankle.... off to A&E...after a surprisingly short wait was seen to and left to await the verdict on the xray... the doc comes and asks me to follow him... so off hobbling i go behind him..( i know A&E are busy but this doc was fkin power walking!)... finally get to the room he has picked...ankle throbbing like a bastard and swollen to the size of an orange..he prods and pokes it which has me almost about to clump him... he asks any other ailments and illnesses?...i said apart from fkin exhaustion..no i am fine...he goes looks at xray (2nd time) and said no fractures off you go??... so i am sat now with a throbbing ankle and even my dogs are takin the piss by going to the door to be let out and when i get there they jump back into bed F***%$
    so now its another few days off work after just returning from a back injury at work...this has been a shitty august.
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    maxpower got a reaction from mercrocker in The grumpy thread   
    Prius drivers...twats
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    maxpower reacted to Sealtainn in Cars I'd Like To Own But Would Feel A Tit Driving   
    Nope, I've had 2 Ford Ka's and a SportKa. Nothing fazes me anymore
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    maxpower got a reaction from CGSB in Things in car adverts that make you go "Oh F*** Off"   
    Bodywork fine apart from a few supermarket trolley dings
     

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    maxpower reacted to HillmanImp in Aerodecks - growing on me.   
    Down with this sort of thing.
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    maxpower reacted to HillmanImp in Aerodecks - growing on me.   
    And you can't find one? Are you sure you are in Birmingham?
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    maxpower got a reaction from eddyramrod in Peykan Nuts (I ran one of these....)   
    I must have had a disturbed childhood then because i loved the hillman hunter and sunbeam rapier.... still do
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    maxpower got a reaction from PaykanHunter in Peykan Nuts (I ran one of these....)   
    I must have had a disturbed childhood then because i loved the hillman hunter and sunbeam rapier.... still do
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    maxpower reacted to EssDeeWon in Volvo 440 GLE - £101.90p   
    Is that your own personal car park Rob? Its always empty.
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    maxpower got a reaction from DVee8 in Spot of all spots....   
    Those are autoshite calender gold
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    maxpower reacted to cros in The grumpy thread   
    Met a mate for a chat at a local pub last night. Loud moronic rock music was streamed through crappy disco speakers from someone's mobile, interrupted with squeaks and clicks each time the cretin took a call. A 9 year old kid shovelled at huge plate of chips and swigged a PINT of orange fizz as she stared at a cartoon bellowing out of her tablet, her lardy mother stuffing down a burger and constantly poking at her phone. Idiocracy, The Great British Pub experience.
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    maxpower got a reaction from Vince70 in Things in car adverts that make you go "Oh F*** Off"   
    Bodywork fine apart from a few supermarket trolley dings
     

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    maxpower got a reaction from Springer in What's the first car you had sex in?   
    I poked a hot girl named marina.
    on the backseat of my dad's ford cortina.
    the suspension did creak when she reached her peak,
    and that was the last time i ever seenah.
     
    BOOM BOOM
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    maxpower reacted to trigger in What's the first car you had sex in?   
    Are you sure it wasn't with Cyanide Steve?
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    maxpower reacted to DodgyBastard in Swede for a swede for a swede! Fixed!   
    DSC_5989 by srblythe, on Flickr
     
    Took it for my first real run, it's fucking awesome! sounds ace and is quick enough to overtake Sunday drivers.
     
    It's on the road! by srblythe, on Flickr
     

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    maxpower reacted to Bren in What the fuck are you looking at?   
    The AA have looked at my vectra. Several times.
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    maxpower reacted to The Reverend Bluejeans in The grumpy thread   
    FUCKING BIN MEN
     
    Lazy, disinterested Veolia arseholes.
     
    Put my bin out last night and a sack of rubbish to go with it. Of course they didn't take the sack of rubbish, meaning I now have to take it to a fucking recycling place where some surly jobs worth Veolia arsehole asks 'WHATS IN IT PAL?"
     
    So I drive down after the bin lorry where these cheerful, hardworking £30'000 a year operatives are busy not picking up black bags of rubbish.
     
    Berfore I can even open my gob..........."Can't take it Pal"
     
     
    "Why, too heavy for you is it?" I retort. 
     
    Starts getting chippy with me....
     
     
    "You're fucking useless" I say 
     
    "No we're not"
     
    I just laugh at the sorry twat.
     
    I'll make a point of ripping open the bin bags before I take them to the recycling place so shit goes everywhere and some Veolia mong has to clean it up.
     
    There's just no fucking need for it. A simple 'Go on, chuck it in there Pal' would have been the correct answer.
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    maxpower reacted to Rusty Pelican in Grimmest car to pick up a date in   
    This fine young lady in the not so fine pile of shite parked behind her , fresh from the local scrappys with leaks , no heater , no carpet , odd coloured seats etc etc 
    Weve been together 25 years now , both  the fine young lady and  the pile of shite 
     

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    maxpower got a reaction from Junkman in Smith Electric Vehicles and general Milk Float tat   
    redbull anyone?
     

     
    i liked driving these but the makers (modec) went tits up.
     

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    maxpower got a reaction from AnthonyG in Floor Sale, 1984 Honda Accord 1.6 £400 Scotchland   
    Scrabble tiles spelling out honda.... now that's class in the shitiest form ever!
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    maxpower got a reaction from Uncle Jimmy in Floor Sale, 1984 Honda Accord 1.6 £400 Scotchland   
    Scrabble tiles spelling out honda.... now that's class in the shitiest form ever!
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    maxpower got a reaction from Skizzer in Floor Sale, 1984 Honda Accord 1.6 £400 Scotchland   
    Scrabble tiles spelling out honda.... now that's class in the shitiest form ever!
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    maxpower got a reaction from Partridge in Floor Sale, 1984 Honda Accord 1.6 £400 Scotchland   
    Scrabble tiles spelling out honda.... now that's class in the shitiest form ever!
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    maxpower got a reaction from dugong in Floor Sale, 1984 Honda Accord 1.6 £400 Scotchland   
    Scrabble tiles spelling out honda.... now that's class in the shitiest form ever!
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