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    maxpower reacted to Richard in The grumpy thread   
    I've met her parents and I've never smoked since. Not that I smoked before.
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    maxpower got a reaction from barefoot in A moment of self doubt.   
    When he said he spent 8k on the car you should have said
     
    "you woz robbed"
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    maxpower got a reaction from strangeangel in A moment of self doubt.   
    When he said he spent 8k on the car you should have said
     
    "you woz robbed"
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    maxpower reacted to Sheefag in The grumpy thread   
    Ring Ring, Ring Ring, 'Travis Perkins'
     
    'Got any slates mate?'
     
    'Eating or roofing Sir? there's a very significant price difference'
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    maxpower got a reaction from anonymous user in 2 spots at work today   
    The guy said this was from 1941 and that he rebuilt it... almost blew his top when a workmate asked if he was gonna repaint it.

     
    and a georgous topless alvis in the car park

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    maxpower got a reaction from The Old Bloke Next Door in 2 spots at work today   
    The guy said this was from 1941 and that he rebuilt it... almost blew his top when a workmate asked if he was gonna repaint it.

     
    and a georgous topless alvis in the car park

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    maxpower got a reaction from Braddon81 in 2 spots at work today   
    The guy said this was from 1941 and that he rebuilt it... almost blew his top when a workmate asked if he was gonna repaint it.

     
    and a georgous topless alvis in the car park

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    maxpower got a reaction from Laseraligningfoofooflanges in 2 spots at work today   
    The guy said this was from 1941 and that he rebuilt it... almost blew his top when a workmate asked if he was gonna repaint it.

     
    and a georgous topless alvis in the car park

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    maxpower got a reaction from AMC Rebel in 2 spots at work today   
    The guy said this was from 1941 and that he rebuilt it... almost blew his top when a workmate asked if he was gonna repaint it.

     
    and a georgous topless alvis in the car park

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    maxpower got a reaction from Magnificent Rustbucket in 2 spots at work today   
    The guy said this was from 1941 and that he rebuilt it... almost blew his top when a workmate asked if he was gonna repaint it.

     
    and a georgous topless alvis in the car park

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    maxpower reacted to trigger in The grumpy thread   
    I went to Choccywoccydoodah in Brighton a couple of years back, after having a double chocolate cake and a hot chocolate in the place i thought i was going to die, we went into the Pretty Green shop next door and accidentally farted, i seriously nearly shat myself, gased out the shop and made this random lady gag as she came into the shop after me. I was pretty proud of that.
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    maxpower got a reaction from For Fiats Sake in eBay tat volume 3.   
    My eyes must be well f***ed because i thought it was a guy in drag
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    maxpower reacted to Mr_Bo11ox in eBay tat volume 3.   
    She's got a cracking figure that Goldies Boutique lass. However its topped off with a face like a skip full of tractor parts.
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    maxpower got a reaction from Junkman in eBay tat volume 3.   
    This guy should be banned from ever owning a car ever again
     
    https://i.gyazo.com/ae5473dc488d6793076734a2e6b7c181.jpg
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    maxpower reacted to Bren in The grumpy thread   
    Focus is on Gumtree. Oh shit.
     
    Here is a smattering of the messages I have had -
     
    £200
     
    "I will have the car at the end of the month definitely "
     
    Mother of God.
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    maxpower reacted to Bren in The grumpy thread   
    The garage door at my late mother in laws house is the bastard child of beelzebub - think of Arkwright's cash till in open all hours - a collection of springs, bars and cams - like a medieval gimp / torture device.
     
    It has never operated properly and needed treating with respect otherwise it would remove various digits. The house is being put out for rent so it needed sorting. I called a garage door specialist who despite arrangements for me to be there when they tipped up just turned up, decided they couldn't get the parts but measured up for a new door.
     
    Sorry, but fuck off.
     
    Ten minutes work with a hammer and some duckhams hypergrade and door opens, closes and locks.
     
    I need to sit down before all this negative energy brings on a stroke....
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    maxpower reacted to sporty-shite in The grumpy thread   
    Seriously, Dan. Go to your doc. Don't be ashamed or embarrassed. It's their chosen career to help people who need it, and it sounds like you really do. Like SOC said, treatment works. It really can be life changing.
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    maxpower reacted to taxi paul in The grumpy thread   
    The biggest hurdle is speaking to someone about how you feel. You have now done that. So the next less scary step is to see your GP. They wont laugh at you. They can and will be able to help.
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    maxpower reacted to Joey spud in 2016 AS quote thread   
    Parky on the Ren20 towed home thread.
     
    ''if the petrol has been sitting in that tank for years it will have the octane rating of a can of Fanta''
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    maxpower got a reaction from vulgalour in MoTd/usable yellow 2002 New Beetle 1.6 with sunroof, £350   
    these beetles always looked to me like someone got a ford KA and stuck a airhose into the fuel tank and blew very hard
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    maxpower got a reaction from Jim Bell in MoTd/usable yellow 2002 New Beetle 1.6 with sunroof, £350   
    these beetles always looked to me like someone got a ford KA and stuck a airhose into the fuel tank and blew very hard
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    maxpower got a reaction from Cavcraft in MoTd/usable yellow 2002 New Beetle 1.6 with sunroof, £350   
    these beetles always looked to me like someone got a ford KA and stuck a airhose into the fuel tank and blew very hard
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    maxpower reacted to saucedoctor in The grumpy thread   
    Have a look at this. I used it to hide an update that fucks up my graphics card.
     
    http://www.majorgeeks.com/files/details/windows_update_minitool.html
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    maxpower got a reaction from Twiggy in Urgent car viewing. Local landmark MG Midget IT'S MOVED HOUSE!   
    WOW!! Even stevie wonder would have walked away from that
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    maxpower got a reaction from Junkman in Urgent car viewing. Local landmark MG Midget IT'S MOVED HOUSE!   
    WOW!! Even stevie wonder would have walked away from that
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