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    messerschmitt owner reacted to wuvvum in 1998 mercedes c180 elegance estate AUTOBAHN BOUND   
    Is that not the button that disables the alarm if the car is being lift towed?
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    messerschmitt owner reacted to puddlethumper in The grumpy thread   
    In total agreement Mr Cav.
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    messerschmitt owner reacted to Cavcraft in The grumpy thread   
    The passing of Jill Saward. Can't recall a single bloody mention of her (that I noticed) on social media, yet people are tripping over themselves to fawn over deceased pop stars and what not.
    How many people could have been as brave and forgiving as her? Precious few, sadly.
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    messerschmitt owner reacted to alcyonecorporation in Fill Your Boot with car mags   
    I'd only come and cherry pick, I'm afraid. Is that allowed? I can bring a shite Peugeot for you to drive as compensation? It's beige.
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    messerschmitt owner got a reaction from 95 quid Peugeot in Fill Your Boot with car mags   
    I have perhaps 12ft-14ft of shelf space of car mags from the late 60s to the late 2000s. Lots of Car and Classics, lots of Classic Cars, quite a lot of Car and Motor mags too. Free tea, free coffee, free biscuits, free chat, free magazines, free collection. 
     
    Will I sort them out? Will I f***? You come with car boot empty of all those spares you think you may need but never do. You don't bring the kids as they take up valuable car magazine space. You don't bring the mrs as she will just complain about the fact that 1. you have driven miles to collect some shitey car mags and 2. they're going home, where you will fill the bog with them and subsequently take three hour dumps.*
     
    Collection only from the Forest - note, all other forests are mere imitations of THE Forest! That's the Forest just off the M50 and M5, but you knew that as there is only one true Forest. We're almost in Wales and the sheep run free here. The boars don't just live in the Forest, they live in the villages too, and thanks to the huge quantity of magazines available and only sheep to keep us company, we can rattle off all the vital statistics of a Hillman Imp Californian and tell the differences between an LX and a Ghia.
     
    Fill your boot - Special offer: take one magazine, get two free.
     
    Message me (but not when your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sheep is about). If there are no takers I may be forced to get rid of them at the Forest Dump. Save them from that fate and take then now! Make it your New Year resolution to help clear my shelves.  DO IT NOW!
     
    *please note, I am not responsible for any marital disharmony as a result of you taking my shite and making it your shite.
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    messerschmitt owner got a reaction from Faker in Fill Your Boot with car mags   
    I have perhaps 12ft-14ft of shelf space of car mags from the late 60s to the late 2000s. Lots of Car and Classics, lots of Classic Cars, quite a lot of Car and Motor mags too. Free tea, free coffee, free biscuits, free chat, free magazines, free collection. 
     
    Will I sort them out? Will I f***? You come with car boot empty of all those spares you think you may need but never do. You don't bring the kids as they take up valuable car magazine space. You don't bring the mrs as she will just complain about the fact that 1. you have driven miles to collect some shitey car mags and 2. they're going home, where you will fill the bog with them and subsequently take three hour dumps.*
     
    Collection only from the Forest - note, all other forests are mere imitations of THE Forest! That's the Forest just off the M50 and M5, but you knew that as there is only one true Forest. We're almost in Wales and the sheep run free here. The boars don't just live in the Forest, they live in the villages too, and thanks to the huge quantity of magazines available and only sheep to keep us company, we can rattle off all the vital statistics of a Hillman Imp Californian and tell the differences between an LX and a Ghia.
     
    Fill your boot - Special offer: take one magazine, get two free.
     
    Message me (but not when your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sheep is about). If there are no takers I may be forced to get rid of them at the Forest Dump. Save them from that fate and take then now! Make it your New Year resolution to help clear my shelves.  DO IT NOW!
     
    *please note, I am not responsible for any marital disharmony as a result of you taking my shite and making it your shite.
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    messerschmitt owner got a reaction from Fabergé Greggs in Fill Your Boot with car mags   
    I have perhaps 12ft-14ft of shelf space of car mags from the late 60s to the late 2000s. Lots of Car and Classics, lots of Classic Cars, quite a lot of Car and Motor mags too. Free tea, free coffee, free biscuits, free chat, free magazines, free collection. 
     
    Will I sort them out? Will I f***? You come with car boot empty of all those spares you think you may need but never do. You don't bring the kids as they take up valuable car magazine space. You don't bring the mrs as she will just complain about the fact that 1. you have driven miles to collect some shitey car mags and 2. they're going home, where you will fill the bog with them and subsequently take three hour dumps.*
     
    Collection only from the Forest - note, all other forests are mere imitations of THE Forest! That's the Forest just off the M50 and M5, but you knew that as there is only one true Forest. We're almost in Wales and the sheep run free here. The boars don't just live in the Forest, they live in the villages too, and thanks to the huge quantity of magazines available and only sheep to keep us company, we can rattle off all the vital statistics of a Hillman Imp Californian and tell the differences between an LX and a Ghia.
     
    Fill your boot - Special offer: take one magazine, get two free.
     
    Message me (but not when your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sheep is about). If there are no takers I may be forced to get rid of them at the Forest Dump. Save them from that fate and take then now! Make it your New Year resolution to help clear my shelves.  DO IT NOW!
     
    *please note, I am not responsible for any marital disharmony as a result of you taking my shite and making it your shite.
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    messerschmitt owner got a reaction from chaseracer in Fill Your Boot with car mags   
    I have perhaps 12ft-14ft of shelf space of car mags from the late 60s to the late 2000s. Lots of Car and Classics, lots of Classic Cars, quite a lot of Car and Motor mags too. Free tea, free coffee, free biscuits, free chat, free magazines, free collection. 
     
    Will I sort them out? Will I f***? You come with car boot empty of all those spares you think you may need but never do. You don't bring the kids as they take up valuable car magazine space. You don't bring the mrs as she will just complain about the fact that 1. you have driven miles to collect some shitey car mags and 2. they're going home, where you will fill the bog with them and subsequently take three hour dumps.*
     
    Collection only from the Forest - note, all other forests are mere imitations of THE Forest! That's the Forest just off the M50 and M5, but you knew that as there is only one true Forest. We're almost in Wales and the sheep run free here. The boars don't just live in the Forest, they live in the villages too, and thanks to the huge quantity of magazines available and only sheep to keep us company, we can rattle off all the vital statistics of a Hillman Imp Californian and tell the differences between an LX and a Ghia.
     
    Fill your boot - Special offer: take one magazine, get two free.
     
    Message me (but not when your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sheep is about). If there are no takers I may be forced to get rid of them at the Forest Dump. Save them from that fate and take then now! Make it your New Year resolution to help clear my shelves.  DO IT NOW!
     
    *please note, I am not responsible for any marital disharmony as a result of you taking my shite and making it your shite.
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    messerschmitt owner got a reaction from holbeck in Fill Your Boot with car mags   
    I have perhaps 12ft-14ft of shelf space of car mags from the late 60s to the late 2000s. Lots of Car and Classics, lots of Classic Cars, quite a lot of Car and Motor mags too. Free tea, free coffee, free biscuits, free chat, free magazines, free collection. 
     
    Will I sort them out? Will I f***? You come with car boot empty of all those spares you think you may need but never do. You don't bring the kids as they take up valuable car magazine space. You don't bring the mrs as she will just complain about the fact that 1. you have driven miles to collect some shitey car mags and 2. they're going home, where you will fill the bog with them and subsequently take three hour dumps.*
     
    Collection only from the Forest - note, all other forests are mere imitations of THE Forest! That's the Forest just off the M50 and M5, but you knew that as there is only one true Forest. We're almost in Wales and the sheep run free here. The boars don't just live in the Forest, they live in the villages too, and thanks to the huge quantity of magazines available and only sheep to keep us company, we can rattle off all the vital statistics of a Hillman Imp Californian and tell the differences between an LX and a Ghia.
     
    Fill your boot - Special offer: take one magazine, get two free.
     
    Message me (but not when your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sheep is about). If there are no takers I may be forced to get rid of them at the Forest Dump. Save them from that fate and take then now! Make it your New Year resolution to help clear my shelves.  DO IT NOW!
     
    *please note, I am not responsible for any marital disharmony as a result of you taking my shite and making it your shite.
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    messerschmitt owner reacted to Pillock in The grumpy thread   
    That's terrible*.
     
    What's her Flickr username?
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    messerschmitt owner got a reaction from forddeliveryboy in Fill Your Boot with car mags   
    I have perhaps 12ft-14ft of shelf space of car mags from the late 60s to the late 2000s. Lots of Car and Classics, lots of Classic Cars, quite a lot of Car and Motor mags too. Free tea, free coffee, free biscuits, free chat, free magazines, free collection. 
     
    Will I sort them out? Will I f***? You come with car boot empty of all those spares you think you may need but never do. You don't bring the kids as they take up valuable car magazine space. You don't bring the mrs as she will just complain about the fact that 1. you have driven miles to collect some shitey car mags and 2. they're going home, where you will fill the bog with them and subsequently take three hour dumps.*
     
    Collection only from the Forest - note, all other forests are mere imitations of THE Forest! That's the Forest just off the M50 and M5, but you knew that as there is only one true Forest. We're almost in Wales and the sheep run free here. The boars don't just live in the Forest, they live in the villages too, and thanks to the huge quantity of magazines available and only sheep to keep us company, we can rattle off all the vital statistics of a Hillman Imp Californian and tell the differences between an LX and a Ghia.
     
    Fill your boot - Special offer: take one magazine, get two free.
     
    Message me (but not when your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sheep is about). If there are no takers I may be forced to get rid of them at the Forest Dump. Save them from that fate and take then now! Make it your New Year resolution to help clear my shelves.  DO IT NOW!
     
    *please note, I am not responsible for any marital disharmony as a result of you taking my shite and making it your shite.
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    messerschmitt owner got a reaction from DeeJay in Fill Your Boot with car mags   
    I have perhaps 12ft-14ft of shelf space of car mags from the late 60s to the late 2000s. Lots of Car and Classics, lots of Classic Cars, quite a lot of Car and Motor mags too. Free tea, free coffee, free biscuits, free chat, free magazines, free collection. 
     
    Will I sort them out? Will I f***? You come with car boot empty of all those spares you think you may need but never do. You don't bring the kids as they take up valuable car magazine space. You don't bring the mrs as she will just complain about the fact that 1. you have driven miles to collect some shitey car mags and 2. they're going home, where you will fill the bog with them and subsequently take three hour dumps.*
     
    Collection only from the Forest - note, all other forests are mere imitations of THE Forest! That's the Forest just off the M50 and M5, but you knew that as there is only one true Forest. We're almost in Wales and the sheep run free here. The boars don't just live in the Forest, they live in the villages too, and thanks to the huge quantity of magazines available and only sheep to keep us company, we can rattle off all the vital statistics of a Hillman Imp Californian and tell the differences between an LX and a Ghia.
     
    Fill your boot - Special offer: take one magazine, get two free.
     
    Message me (but not when your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/sheep is about). If there are no takers I may be forced to get rid of them at the Forest Dump. Save them from that fate and take then now! Make it your New Year resolution to help clear my shelves.  DO IT NOW!
     
    *please note, I am not responsible for any marital disharmony as a result of you taking my shite and making it your shite.
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    messerschmitt owner reacted to PhillipM in Chaseracer's Massive Car Mag Sortout   
    If chaseracer doesn't have enough for you there's shedloads here all boxed up, you'll probably need a van though...
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    messerschmitt owner reacted to DeeJay in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    If you touch my groin you can feel the crabs.
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    messerschmitt owner reacted to Tamworthbay in The grumpy thread   
    31st of December usually
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    messerschmitt owner got a reaction from beko1987 in My wife is trying to make me buy a more modern modern   
    ah, women are unlike sockets - sometimes you like then bigger ... lol
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    messerschmitt owner reacted to beko1987 in My wife is trying to make me buy a more modern modern   
    And how did you get the rest in?
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    messerschmitt owner reacted to cms206 in 2000 Ford Puma Roffle DRAWING TONIGHT !!!!!   
    If you want I can PM you my wife's number for Mrs M'coli as WIFE_CMS has too much experience in this field.
     
    Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
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    messerschmitt owner reacted to 3VOM in The grumpy thread   
    You are very prescient of the situation as I was in the process of removing a 30mm nut which is supposed to be torqued to 195Nm and is likely the original and therefore 20 years old. So I did have my patent Torque Enhancement Deviceâ„¢ (*) deployed. (I eventually managed to remove said nut with an impact gun and the compressor at near max.)
     
    (* 1m of scaffold pole.)
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    messerschmitt owner reacted to dave21478 in Daves roffle MGF thread. emissions pass. Finally.   
    Wheeeee...

     
    Nothing.

     
    80mph selfie. Alternative title - Fat ugly skinhead buys midlife crisis car.

     
    nothing

     
    nothing

     
    OMFG a traffic jam!!!!!

     
    Which cleared up after about 90 seconds.

     
    Off the autoroutes and onto local turf.

     
    Arrived home.

     
    Tucked up for the night. She ran perfectly for the whole journey - not a single stutter or hiccup, fluids never budged, temp guage barely quivvered, no matter if it was sitting in traffic jams or at [redacted]kph on empty autoroute.

     
    I reset the trip when I left Durham and its now on 976 miles. I will work out MPG tomorrow as I left the fuel recepits in the garage.
     
     
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    messerschmitt owner got a reaction from AMC Rebel in 2000 Ford Puma Roffle DRAWING TONIGHT !!!!!   
    I sent some money to a dodgy guy! Might have meant I have paid!
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    messerschmitt owner got a reaction from Jim Bergerac in What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread   
    Scored a cheap dome. Ten mins in the garage this morning and cue dramatic music - dome ... dome ... done ....




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