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    Station got a reaction from Laseraligningfoofooflanges in Claim's Cabbies Corner. UPDATE SOON   
    I remember someone in the mid 90's with a blue Astra mk2 - the thing I remember was the steering wheel rubber had been picked completely off!
     
    Also getting bladdered at a free bar while working for Sony in 1997, getting a taxi home through the Mersey Tunnel, vomitting at the toll gate, doing a runner, and have the police chase me. I was told this, I can't remember a thing. That was in a Granada.
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    Station got a reaction from AMC Rebel in The DIY Workshop Incompetence Thread.   
    I'm very guilty of that, even unwittingly exposing my poor parents to several hours of the stuff through double glazed windows. Both neighbours have moved out in the past 6 months, it might be down to this.
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    Station got a reaction from michael t in Top Gear '89 Highlights   
    Episode 3
     
    Skoda Favorit
     
    "I wonder who's going to reviewing this then?"
     

     
    "Surprise Surprise! It's Chris Goffey!"
     

     
    "The diminutive Skoda handles beautifully when taken at a leisurely pace around B-roads"
     

     
    "The HUD, the 'head up display', provides relevant information about the distance per set time you are travelling, and a handy clock, to tell you the time with ... "
     

     
    "The gearchange is smooth, once the fluid is warmed up ..."
     

     
    "Fuck! I took that a bit quick then!"
     

     

     
    "The velour fabric seats provide amply support to the buttocks, while offering little to no support to the lumbar area, thanks to it's hardcore filling ..."
     

     
    "The cheap plastic will no doubt be ripped off by a stray exitting knee, however they offer adequate storage for first aid kit, Fisherman's Friend lozenges, compass ..."
     

     
    "I've fucking broke it!"
     

     
    Boring crap about motorcycle safety, featuring the knock-eyed feller from the unleaded article
     

     
    More boring, pointless, yet mandatory shite about old, obsolete, specialist cars (was there ever an episode without them?)
     

     
    Interesting, but 'nothing new' article about stolen cars
     
    "There's one thing about all these cars ... apart from all being Ford ... they're all stolen ..."
     

     
    "This Stanza has had a new engine - a very likely sign it's been clocked."
     

     
    "This ones been chopped in half - that means it's going to completely break in half when you're driving it!"
     

     
    "Look out for little things, like a missing fuel cap. This is a sign, the car is stolen!"
     

     
    "Always arrange to meet in a public place - like this elderly lady's front garden ... "
     

     
    More shit on motorsport
     

     
    "I'm so angry"
     

     
    "Is that an XM between the mk1 Transit and the blue Toledo?"
     

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    Station got a reaction from Nyphur in Confessions Corner? Forgive me Father for I can haz sins.   
    Resetting the trip counter by putting my arm through the steering wheel on a bend.
    Anyone who has done this will know the outcome.
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    Station got a reaction from Exiled_Tat_Gatherer in Confessions Corner? Forgive me Father for I can haz sins.   
    Resetting the trip counter by putting my arm through the steering wheel on a bend.
    Anyone who has done this will know the outcome.
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    Station got a reaction from colc in Plane ecstacy   
    I think the most likely explanation is that it has fallen off some time ago, and the engineers just haven't noticed it.
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    Station got a reaction from Junkman in eBay Lexicon   
    "I've removed the engine and gearbox but the car is complete" - I've removed the engine and gearbox but the car is complete, apart from all the useful stuff I've removed that you won't know about until you get home and find out, which I will then put on eBay, as I'm a crafty shit, also I haven't simply unplugged a connector, I've cut it off. On the car side of course. Oh, I also took the wipers as spares.
     
    There's also woodscrews and scotchblocks present.
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    Station got a reaction from Junkman in eBay Lexicon   
    Groved brake discs
     
    It's GROOVED you idiot.
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    Station got a reaction from Alanism in Valeting / Detailing / two bucket wronguns   
    I used to love doing this.
    I bought a FILTHY 300ZX, had been owned by previous for 20 years and the latter years used to take two alsations to the park.
     

     
    A few days cleaning and polishing:
     

     
    Gaffer taped the rusty wing as I could find another one.
    I loved this car!
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    Station got a reaction from cros in Mystery Car on Pistonheads (Via the blue forum)   
    It's a Munter Fromage GX.
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    Station got a reaction from AMC Rebel in Bedford   
    Imagine the horrors of complete engine failure because the windscreen wiper got jammed on a twig.
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    Station got a reaction from LC Torana in Bedford   
    Imagine the horrors of complete engine failure because the windscreen wiper got jammed on a twig.
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    Station got a reaction from cros in A communal list of CELEBRITIES WOT WE WANT TO SLAP   
    Have we missed somebody?
     

     
    Simon Cunting Cowell! This block headed ball bag was lucky enough to have a daddy as an executive for BMG, and shot him from the mailroom to head ofg A&R within a year. I know there was a lot of shite in the charts in the 80's, but at least it was listenable in a way, but this cunt and his cocksucking bretheren are the reason we are wading through 100% cock in the charts, and the reason decent artists are dropped in favour of a copycat quick money making spin. I would happily pay £1000 to watch him be burnt at the stake.
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    Station got a reaction from Dick Longbridge in 2004 BMW Mini Cooper - £1600   
    Yeah, I've sold about 7 through that very car park, probably equating to a rough total of  250 pounds.
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    Station got a reaction from alcyonecorporation in Mr_SPudz ASTONISHING SHITE SPOT   
    I have a photo of me passed out in a gutter after drinking too much, I look exactly like that Cortina.
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    Station got a reaction from Junkman in Daft tyre names   
    Aren't they called 'Fate -O' tyres?
     
    Best name ever is Manlung.
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    Station got a reaction from MorrisItalSLX in Happy 40th Birthday Porsche 924!   
    Gr8 handling cars, mine really surprised me.
    I never really fancied 911's growing up, just 924's and 944's.
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    Station got a reaction from johngarty in Autoshite dreams?   
    Had a dream last night I had a huge workshop at the back of my garage. Never new this way here, was so chuffed to find it. It was full of engineering equipment, including a strange mechanical device that was controlled by a lever. It was roof mounted like one of those rafter cranes. I was moving the handle and it was doing all manner of random movements. I then realised the handle was a sheet metal shear, and nearly sliced my hand off. There were toilets in the back. There was random graffiti from the 80's on them. The toilets were full of sandstone dust from the walls. I though this workshop was awesome, but then reminded myself it is obviously a dream.
    I heard a bang outside. I went to investigate and there there were a group of students kicking the metal shutters. I said 'hey knock that off'. One lad said 'well at least I don't have breasts'. I looked down and realise I had big man boobs with pointy nipples. I said 'right that's it' and my punches glanced off this lads face. I then got him in a choke hold on the floor and held him squirming for about five minutes. His student friends sat around talking and I felt a bit stupid so I said 'ok that's enough' and we stood up and I patted him on the back.
    I then went to a garden centre. I was wheeling about on a trolley, when an attractive black woman passed me. I small talked her with double entendres (unfortunately I can't remember them otherwise I'd use them in future), and she said 'wow, you're such a babe' to me. I then woke myself up because I knew I was dreaming!
     
    Bollocks to my stupid auto-terminate dream recognition brain!
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    Station got a reaction from johngarty in Autoshite dreams?   
    I've had a proper drought on the dream front. I think I'm having them but not remembering them.
    I wish I didn't have this one last night.
    Outside mums house. There's a very big (6 inches) daddy long legs spider next to front door. It didn't bother me as DLL don't have the scary legs and massive body.
    Pointed out another spider to my brother which had a weird round body. He somehow collected it up in a glass and put it into a glass tank in the driveway which had gerbils in.
    By this time the spider is about ten inches wide. Gerbils are unhappy with their new lodger, they're going mad, trying to jump out. This is upsetting horrible large spider, which then starts flinging itself around the tank. The whole tank is moving because it's so big.
    I move away from the tank, and the frigging thing jumps out and lands on my shoulder.
    I say to my nephew 'it's on my shoulder isn't it?' I'm trying to brush it off but it's clinging onto me.
     
    I wake up sweating and start hitting my shoulder!! Horrible!
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    Station got a reaction from Talbot in Advice on driving to a pre booked MOT.   
    I've done it loads but not without my bumhole doing the boogaloo whenever any newish BMW/Volvo appeared in the rear view mirror on the motorway.
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    Station got a reaction from Vince70 in Mystery Car on Pistonheads (Via the blue forum)   
    It's a Graham NobGoblin.
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    Station got a reaction from Vince70 in Mystery Car on Pistonheads (Via the blue forum)   
    It's a Wilson FartBlanket Ghia.
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    Station got a reaction from Vince70 in Mystery Car on Pistonheads (Via the blue forum)   
    It's a Munter Fromage GX.
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    Station got a reaction from somewhatfoolish in Mystery Car on Pistonheads (Via the blue forum)   
    It's a Munter Fromage GX.
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    Station got a reaction from Dick Longbridge in Mystery Car on Pistonheads (Via the blue forum)   
    It's a Munter Fromage GX.
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