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    Mad Cyril reacted to Parky in Pogweasel. Is there a cure?   
    You need that "Detailing World" guy who checked the thickness of the paint on his Astra before applying 57 coats of whale jizz for ultimate protection. He would sort it out no problem, except he would take six months to do it.
     
    The machine polish and fancy potions ideas are all spot on but this is Autoshite, surely you have a 15 year old half empty bottle of crusty T-Cut in your shed??? That and some old pants for application and polishing off and job jobbed!
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Timewaster in Garage find Rancho - the bronze one. Rust update, p15   
    Golden brown, texture like rust
    Many panels turning to dust
    AS applauds
    Who needs fucked Fords?
    Never a frown
    With golden brown....
     
    Golden brown, some time to fix
    Once was metal, now weetabix
    There will be tears
    Welding for years
    He'll go to town
    On Golden brown...
     
    Golden brown, who would have thought
    Just look what this nutter has bought
    Wish him the best
    Pray for the test
    He'll wear the crown
    With Golden brown...
     
    Golden brown, I want a ride
    See the owner bursting with pride
    Will it be seen
    At shitefest 18
    We all head down
    For Golden brown....
     
    Fade....
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    Mad Cyril reacted to dollywobbler in Tell me what is the MOST comfortable car for a passenger   
    According to Mrs DW, an original Mini. She does have quite an odd back though, and a seeming ignorance of utterly shit suspension.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to RichardK in Tell me what is the MOST comfortable car for a passenger   
    Back seats of a Citroën C6 with lounge pack.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to garethj in eBay tat volume 3.   
    "Michael, they're getting away"
     
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    Mad Cyril reacted to richardmorris in eBay tat volume 3.   
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-CITROEN-CX-25-PRESTIGE-TURBO-BLACK-ON-BLACK-/172243517550?hash=item281a83806e:g:LjoAAOSwvg9XYq7g
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Cleon-Fonte in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Bindun?
     

     
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Montego-Diesel-Prima-2-0TD-/122000608378?hash=item1c67cd8c7a:g:hxEAAOSwoJZXSy5k
     
    For just 600 fine British pounds you could own this slice of premium-grade Spen King-engineered chod. Proper Perkins Prima power with a measly 160,000 (probably very loud) miles under its belt, seven seats so it's virtually an MPV and the kind of aesthetic wonderment that only comes with a car styled by at least four different people.
     
    Admittedly potential* rust problems may cause any lucky buyers some slight* financial pain if they're not skilled with a welder, and that headlining has a distinct stained, crispy old mattress in a skip air about it. But for the money and the potential OMGMPGs involved it's hardly too much to moan about. Give it a good wash/polish inside and out and it will be transformed.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Punctured bicycle
    & this rat look's desperate
    will Nature make this bean cans yet?
     

     
    When in this gutless van
    this wanky old Coke can
     

     
     
    Why pamper life's complexities
    when the vinyl runs smooth on the passenger seat?
     

     
     
    'I would go out tonight
    but not in this pile of shit, I swear
    this man said "It's gruesome
    just leave the fucking thing there'
     

     
     
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-camper-t2-Rat-Look-/131829517523?hash=item1eb1a6ccd3:g:pYkAAOSwUfNXSCxe
     
     
    'It does go into gear but you have to faucet sometimes'
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    Mad Cyril reacted to forddeliveryboy in Antiques Roadshow   
    I'm liking it. Miss the 2cv in the credits though.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to garethj in eBay tat volume 3.   
    This would be the rear passenger, feeding out the extension lead

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    Mad Cyril reacted to Jazoli in Bodgetastic C4   
    Had to share this just parked up in town and saw the greatest tailgate repair
     

     

     
    Awesome
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    Mad Cyril reacted to oldcars in Dishwasher tablet in coolant flush shocker   
    No but i did run coolant in the dishwasher, plates clean but we all died.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to mouseflakes in eBay tat volume 3.   
    That's giving me horrible flashbacks - I was trying to work out which door to use to get into a taxi after 9 bottles of Newcy Brown. Ended up perched on the drivers lap. And it wasn't even a taxi, it was a driving instructor.
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from twosmoke300 in A Shitely Request - Xantia in Preston. See last post for details.   
    2.1TD and 2.0HDi have hydraulic clutches so none of that clutch cable clip shananigans.
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Lacquer Peel in A Shitely Request - Xantia in Preston. See last post for details.   
    2.1TD and 2.0HDi have hydraulic clutches so none of that clutch cable clip shananigans.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to oldcars in eBay tat volume 3.   
    It has the same problem as mine dis. The rear foot wells fill up with water. It will be the plastic sheeting behind the door cards than needs attached properly.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Jewel25 in Rover 45 welding   
    Thank you to Al Bundy of this parish for repairing my 45. I'm really impressed with the neatness of the job , friendliness and his professionalism . 
     
    Wayne can be contacted via his website www.classicmobilewelding.co.uk or by mobile 0779 2202450  . He's located in Leicester - I would highly recommend him if you are need of some welding . 
     
     
     
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    Mad Cyril reacted to pilninggas in eBay tat volume 3.   
    £5k1/4 for this:
     

     
    I love my Duster - slightly old school, no canbus or other similar hassles, K4M engine, real newshite right here.
     
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DACIA-DUSTER-4-x-4-/222062165875?hash=item33b3efbf73:g:Bj0AAOSwQYZWygFv
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Des in Fucks sake fit a tracker.   
    Those dirty pikey metal thieving cunts have moved onto stealing complete cars now that scrap's worthless, you may think you're safe because your car is low value, but do just check what it would fetch if breaking, that's what the filthy lazy sub-species will be up to, when they're not fucking their own kids that is.
     

     
    Sub £20 these days, they're good, been running one constantly for three years, just works, anywhere.
    Below is the reply when I was abroad, went for a wander and like a wanker forgot where I'd parked, saved the day.
     
    lat:50.089230 long:14.417822 speed:0.00 dir:11.
    T:01/07/15 14:08
    PWR:ON Door:OFF ACC:OFF
    http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&q=50.089230,14.417822&z=16 Fitted one today to a shitter of a campervan for my bruvs family, classic case of who the fuck would nick that utter heap of wank? But in spite of looking a rake it would easily break for a couple of grand. There's a bunch of wiring for all manner of features but we don't need to concern ourselves, just connect the red and black to a constant supply, add a sim card with a tenner on it, then there's two aerials, one GPS and one for the cell signal. I like to mount these well apart in case they meddle with each other, in this instance easily placed where there's no metal between them and the sky, on a car somewhere like behind grill or in a lamp can be nice, think signal access. Here it is mounted in a secret hidden place, quick half hour job as the interior will need to be all out to rebuild at some point, when it can be even better hid.Easy peasy low spanner rating job, don't even need a spanner.  
    Subhuman filth often abandon their booty for a day or so, this demonstrates the effectiveness of trackers as the cowardly hedgehog munchers fear being traced to their disgusting lair. Obviously this is where a fortunate owner might retrieve their wheels, or an intelligent one will think to wait in the back with a wheelbrace, don't kill the scum right away as you need to cut the fucker open while alive, try to find what's wrong inside the dirty shit eater bastards. When done, fuck the piece of shit into an old bathtub and pour in some traffic film remover until you've just the bones left, now pick these out carefully one at a time, drill an 1/8" hole in each end and cable tie to the next, use white ties. When it's all linked buzz a cuphook into the middle of the skull and hang it off an old standard lamp, should fetch enough off a medical student to cover a new quarter light, ignition barrel and a few quid for your trouble.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Junkman in eBay tat volume 3.   
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-cx-22-trs-/121926623318

     
     
    GR12 4 blowing a 2CV restoration budget.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Cavcraft in Vehicle Excise Duty (VED) for new diesel cars should be raised by up to £800   
    And once more some knobweasels in power can't get their heads round the fact WE are the recyclers of this world. It's us who are doing our bit by making cars last for 10/20/30+ years. It's us mending and making do, rather than throwing money at a problem that isn't there in the first place. Not some fucking pollution factory churning out wheeled finance items to people who's only mantra is cheap road tax and two grand discount by chopping in a perfectly reliable, useable old motor.
    And then what happens? The whole bastard thing repeats itself as disused runways full of decent cars sit there until China and Russia dictate high scrap prices, and pollution is massively increased by sending ships half way round the world and back to collect the fragged cars to make into new cars they can then ship round the world again.
    Fuck the lot of them. 
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Station in Which new cars are worth buying?   
    Asking what new cars are like on here is like asking what black people are like on a white power forum.   
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Lacquer Peel in eBay tat volume 3.   
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/51-PLATE-FORD-ESCORT-VAN-/222029281837
     

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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Eddie Honda in Bose suspension system   
    Did somebody mention active suspension? No body roll?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09-C33SrJi8
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Lacquer Peel in Bose suspension system   
    Did somebody mention active suspension? No body roll?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09-C33SrJi8
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