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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Skizzer in Shite in Miniature II   
    https://issuu.com/retromash/docs/argos-no10-1978-autumn/17
    Made by Sharna according to '78 Argos catalogue.
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Burnside in Sao Penza   
    Nunns in Grimsby started off by selling FSO.
    My Grandad bought one new from the in 1982.
    The garage was on Rendel Street (opposite Hartford Motors/Hartwells) but they moved onto Mitsubishi a few years later.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to petermcpete in Show me your 2CV and other A Series Citroens please   
    300 miles Tuesday, 140 yesterday, 100 so far today - currently en route to Skye!
     

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    Mad Cyril reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Canine Cavorting in Cleethorpes
     
    Break out the buckets and spades
    We're going caravanning for a few days 
    a third world shit tip of crisps and lemonades
    Seaview Campsite, run by  Hades.

    Mam's sister made us play out in this seaside carbuncle
    as she'd be dead busy with another new uncle
    do us a favour, walk to Grimbsy town
    get us some more wool, here's half a crown

    An' when we'd gone she'd pull out the stops
    Five quid for oral, two for fingers and tops
    'ang up your coat and get in the queue
    keys in the fruit bowl, you're number two
     
    Kitsch furnishings and wipe clean placcy
    as Bob came to visit on his 500 Bukaki
    and fornicated and frolicked on garish formica
    before making his way for the next greasy biker

    she'd close all the nets coz she knew for certain
    he'd wipe 'is knob on Cath Kidson curtain
    then 'ang up 'er knickers in the front window to dry
    the white stains would come off if she bothered to try

     an' in the kitchen of this sticky backed prison
    more than one pork sword had been arisen
    a bread bin for the nodders, a tub for the jizzm
    you can't say our Carol did nowt for tourism
     

    an' on guard old Buster was made to stay
    paid like her in sausage all day
    overweight and idle  and fond of a bone
    but that's enough of me aunty, I wanna go home.

     
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vintage-caravan-Retro-summer-house-tv-prop-festival-Pop-up-cafe-film/153486224295?hash=item23bc7deba7:g:MDQAAOSwwjhcq5a~
     
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from chaseracer in Show me your 2CV and other A Series Citroens please   
    'Ere, 'ere.

    (There's another stashed in my sister's garage too)
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from RayMK in Show me your 2CV and other A Series Citroens please   
    'Ere, 'ere.

    (There's another stashed in my sister's garage too)
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from brownnova in Show me your 2CV and other A Series Citroens please   
    'Ere, 'ere.

    (There's another stashed in my sister's garage too)
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Sigmund Fraud in Show me your 2CV and other A Series Citroens please   
    'Ere, 'ere.

    (There's another stashed in my sister's garage too)
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Six-cylinder in Show me your 2CV and other A Series Citroens please   
    'Ere, 'ere.

    (There's another stashed in my sister's garage too)
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from LightBulbFun in Show me your 2CV and other A Series Citroens please   
    'Ere, 'ere.

    (There's another stashed in my sister's garage too)
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from 500tops in Show me your 2CV and other A Series Citroens please   
    'Ere, 'ere.

    (There's another stashed in my sister's garage too)
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Rod/b in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Literally NOTHING WORSE than MAROON 5
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Ohdearme in Potentially available - Mazda 323 with pop up lights!   
    That's a 323F1.6GLX manual in Passion Rose. '92-'94?
    Black door mirrors mean no sunroof, no ABS, wind up windows, Clarion radio cassette.
    It'll have the dark interior trim with blue and green highlights (rather than the earlier light grey velour that always looked grubby).
    Lovely thing.
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Jim Bell in Potentially available - Mazda 323 with pop up lights!   
    That's a 323F1.6GLX manual in Passion Rose. '92-'94?
    Black door mirrors mean no sunroof, no ABS, wind up windows, Clarion radio cassette.
    It'll have the dark interior trim with blue and green highlights (rather than the earlier light grey velour that always looked grubby).
    Lovely thing.
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from snagglepuss in Potentially available - Mazda 323 with pop up lights!   
    That's a 323F1.6GLX manual in Passion Rose. '92-'94?
    Black door mirrors mean no sunroof, no ABS, wind up windows, Clarion radio cassette.
    It'll have the dark interior trim with blue and green highlights (rather than the earlier light grey velour that always looked grubby).
    Lovely thing.
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from TheDoctor in Potentially available - Mazda 323 with pop up lights!   
    That's a 323F1.6GLX manual in Passion Rose. '92-'94?
    Black door mirrors mean no sunroof, no ABS, wind up windows, Clarion radio cassette.
    It'll have the dark interior trim with blue and green highlights (rather than the earlier light grey velour that always looked grubby).
    Lovely thing.
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from eddyramrod in Potentially available - Mazda 323 with pop up lights!   
    That's a 323F1.6GLX manual in Passion Rose. '92-'94?
    Black door mirrors mean no sunroof, no ABS, wind up windows, Clarion radio cassette.
    It'll have the dark interior trim with blue and green highlights (rather than the earlier light grey velour that always looked grubby).
    Lovely thing.
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Dirk Diggler in Potentially available - Mazda 323 with pop up lights!   
    That's a 323F1.6GLX manual in Passion Rose. '92-'94?
    Black door mirrors mean no sunroof, no ABS, wind up windows, Clarion radio cassette.
    It'll have the dark interior trim with blue and green highlights (rather than the earlier light grey velour that always looked grubby).
    Lovely thing.
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Alanism in 1993 Mazda 323 - Collected   
    I used to sell these from the Mazda dealer in Scartho.
    (Now the vet's)
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xjs-auto-classic-car/283395085384?hash=item41fba9d448:g:Hc0AAOSwJ8hcc7Eo
     
     
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    Mad Cyril reacted to jonny69 in Come and get these lovely freebies and cheapies! Spring clearance sale!!   
    You specifically said there would be *something for everyone* and there's nothing here for me. Misled. I'll see you in court you scamming bastard!
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    An Autobiography of a Sunday league star
    tasteless clothing, tasteless car
    dolly bird missus, stiletto heels
    gopping interior, hideous wheels
     

     
    King of the council estate, dealer of weed
    giving the single mums what they need
    a cheap private plate to say you've arrived
    swapped for a Mitsubishi Animal, Genocide
     

     
     
    Duluxed seats, Durex treats
    don't let me kids climb on them seats
    DVD headrests and window tints
    cheeky nights with star struck bints
     

     
    22 inch alloys, three inch cock
    best remember he's due in the dock
    Once on the books of Grimsby Town F-C
    now staring at 3 months in H-M-P
     

     
    Crimes against taste and totting up points
    day time fog lights, night time joints
    community service ten hours a week
    1/2 ounce of blow, 2 grams of beak
     

     
     
    'allo, John, gotta a new motor?
    drop side Transit, business promoter
    Conifer specialist, badly lopped tree
    fly tipped rubbish the one guarantee
     

     
    Park where you like, do a ton through town
    Dr Dre Powerbeats, maximum sound
    go past your teacher's house, show them where you are
    a third rate ex-footballer in a 4th rate car 
     
     
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Sport-2012-Autobiography/382708088443?hash=item591b2dfe7b:g:CU0AAOSw19dcGpvx:rk:25:pf:0
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    Mad Cyril reacted to nrm69 in SAVED for a 2nd time Visa Cabriolet in Edinburgh! - Now collected and safe   
    We followed the Visa for a bit yesterday on our way to the Pantomime. He was being tailgated by a new RS6 estate (in-between us) but Visa driver didn't have to slow down for speed humps or narrow traffic islands.
    Great job saving it. Didn't know about this until a mate told me the story was on Autoshite.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Junkman in eBay tat volume 3.   
    I, too, find it increasingly rewarding to drool over chod not really available in France, instead of sifting through an endless array of con ads sparsely interspersed with some meanwhile no longer recently imported non NOVA declared half arsed wreck already bereft of all useable components in its country of origin, offered at some deluded Sotheby's.price for Month, after Month, after Month, or some shitheap, ruined on the level of an eight year old suffering from ADD, and then qualified off as a 'hot rod', as it is meanwhile customary on these shores with practically no exceptions anymore.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to anonymous user in eBay tat volume 3.   
    I hear Cavcraft is going to be nominated as Poet Laureate in the New Year, although being autoshite, he would probably settle for the Ambience or even the Access trim level
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