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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Ohdearme in Potentially available - Mazda 323 with pop up lights!   
    That's a 323F1.6GLX manual in Passion Rose. '92-'94?
    Black door mirrors mean no sunroof, no ABS, wind up windows, Clarion radio cassette.
    It'll have the dark interior trim with blue and green highlights (rather than the earlier light grey velour that always looked grubby).
    Lovely thing.
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    Mad Cyril got a reaction from Alanism in 1993 Mazda 323 - Collected   
    I used to sell these from the Mazda dealer in Scartho.
    (Now the vet's)
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-xjs-auto-classic-car/283395085384?hash=item41fba9d448:g:Hc0AAOSwJ8hcc7Eo
     
     
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    Mad Cyril reacted to jonny69 in Come and get these lovely freebies and cheapies! Spring clearance sale!!   
    You specifically said there would be *something for everyone* and there's nothing here for me. Misled. I'll see you in court you scamming bastard!
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    An Autobiography of a Sunday league star
    tasteless clothing, tasteless car
    dolly bird missus, stiletto heels
    gopping interior, hideous wheels
     

     
    King of the council estate, dealer of weed
    giving the single mums what they need
    a cheap private plate to say you've arrived
    swapped for a Mitsubishi Animal, Genocide
     

     
     
    Duluxed seats, Durex treats
    don't let me kids climb on them seats
    DVD headrests and window tints
    cheeky nights with star struck bints
     

     
    22 inch alloys, three inch cock
    best remember he's due in the dock
    Once on the books of Grimsby Town F-C
    now staring at 3 months in H-M-P
     

     
    Crimes against taste and totting up points
    day time fog lights, night time joints
    community service ten hours a week
    1/2 ounce of blow, 2 grams of beak
     

     
     
    'allo, John, gotta a new motor?
    drop side Transit, business promoter
    Conifer specialist, badly lopped tree
    fly tipped rubbish the one guarantee
     

     
    Park where you like, do a ton through town
    Dr Dre Powerbeats, maximum sound
    go past your teacher's house, show them where you are
    a third rate ex-footballer in a 4th rate car 
     
     
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Range-Rover-Sport-2012-Autobiography/382708088443?hash=item591b2dfe7b:g:CU0AAOSw19dcGpvx:rk:25:pf:0
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    Mad Cyril reacted to nrm69 in SAVED a Visa Cabriolet in Edinburgh! Thank you all who helped and especially Shite Knight   
    We followed the Visa for a bit yesterday on our way to the Pantomime. He was being tailgated by a new RS6 estate (in-between us) but Visa driver didn't have to slow down for speed humps or narrow traffic islands.
    Great job saving it. Didn't know about this until a mate told me the story was on Autoshite.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Junkman in eBay tat volume 3.   
    I, too, find it increasingly rewarding to drool over chod not really available in France, instead of sifting through an endless array of con ads sparsely interspersed with some meanwhile no longer recently imported non NOVA declared half arsed wreck already bereft of all useable components in its country of origin, offered at some deluded Sotheby's.price for Month, after Month, after Month, or some shitheap, ruined on the level of an eight year old suffering from ADD, and then qualified off as a 'hot rod', as it is meanwhile customary on these shores with practically no exceptions anymore.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to anonymous user in eBay tat volume 3.   
    I hear Cavcraft is going to be nominated as Poet Laureate in the New Year, although being autoshite, he would probably settle for the Ambience or even the Access trim level
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Rod/b in SAVED a Visa Cabriolet in Edinburgh! Thank you all who helped and especially Shite Knight   
    Now listen here, we’ve all seen Wheeler Dealers so we all know that your time and skill is worth FUCK ALL and doesn’t count. So back in your unit and get welding.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Christine in SAVED a Visa Cabriolet in Edinburgh! Thank you all who helped and especially Shite Knight   
    Can't Foad weld a proper roof on it ?
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    Mad Cyril reacted to richardmorris in eBay tat volume 3.   
    I’m sure that, or an identical one, has featured here before. It’s like R2D2’s great great grandfather.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Conrad D. Conelrad in eBay tat volume 3.   
    I think this guy's head gasket has gone.
     

     
     
    Every Silver Cloud has a new head lining.
     
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rolls-royce-silver-cloud/173656587424
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    Mad Cyril reacted to mercrocker in Shite in Miniature II   
    They can do what they like with my dried-up carcass, but stuff is more important to me than that. 
     
    I got my will solicitor to do side-letters giving stuff to people who will take care of it.   Otherwise I have lived in vain.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UNIQUE-Campervan-Motorhome-Camera-Obscura-Artwork-Ducato-Master-Mobile-Home/323541307932?hash=item4b5490921c:g:jQ4AAOSwUm5b1wJ2:rk:1:pf:0
     
    'Wake up in the morning and open the aperture to activate the 'moving wallpaper' which turns the entire space into a giant camera obscura.' 
     

     
     
    Oh, hooray. I'd be positively cartwheeling bollocko down the street later if I woke up in a prison bus upside down in Delamere fucking forest.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Junkman in eBay tat volume 3.   
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AMERICAN-POLICE-CAR-CHEVROLET-CAPRICE-LIGHTS-SIRENS-WEDDING-PROM-CAR/113322155605?

     
     
    ATCNBE
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Do you remember that fucking picture dropping off the wall?
    Do you remember parking my moped up in the college hall?
     

     
    Do you remember the commode seat we stole from the pensioner in the square?
    Do you remember the back looked like a chromed up fucking beach chair?
     

     
    By the way didn't I etch your vase?
    Please excuse me, I never meant to etch your vase
    So sorry, I never meant to etch your vase
    But you broke mine
     

     
    Do you remember Cliff Richard crowning David Cassidy with flowers?
    Do you remember it on the living room floor in Bellend Park?

     
     
    Weighbridge is it too late to say I'm sorry?
    And Weighbridge could we get it together again?
    I just want to go on hoping that it'll come to an abrupt end
     
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lambretta-Vega-75s-1968-Lavender-Blue-Marillion-themed-scooter-Very-Rare/292794110968?hash=item442be393f8:g:seIAAOSwHt1bxkT5:rk:27:pf:0
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    Mad Cyril reacted to meggersdog in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Hair brushed and parted
    typical me
    typical me 
    typical me 
    I started something

    and now I'm not so sure
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Locost-kit-car-unfinished-project/263999207186?hash=item3d77943712:g:3qgAAOSwR~tbvlWb
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Conrad D. Conelrad in Car mags... do you bother now?   
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Conrad D. Conelrad in eBay tat volume 3.   
    Insurance company: What car is it?
    Owner, glancing out of the window: Trans Am
    Insurer: and what is the engine size? 
    Owner, glancing out of the window: 6.6 litre
     
    Insurer: Okay, we just have a few more questions and I can give you your quote
    Owner: Hang on, let me turn the car around
     

     
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-Pontiac-Trans-Am-American-Classic-V8-PRICED-TO-SELL/283209354693
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    Mad Cyril reacted to DodgeRover in How to get ECP discount if parts for my car are not listed?   
    Buy from someone else who are cheaper and be in with a fair chance of getting the correct parts
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    Mad Cyril reacted to face in Cars you didn't know existed until very recently.   
    They're fucking dreadful.
     
    I also burst out laughing today - stuck in a little jam, I looked right and saw a low-spec BMW 1 series - filthy dirty and being piloted by a late-20s middle-classed, snob-faced twat with a beard.
     
    I just thought that was so stereo-typical it made me burst out laughing.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Alexg in eBay tat volume 3.   
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL-CAVALIER-1-8-CABRIOLET-CONVERTIBLE-LPG-CONVn-CLASSIC-CAR/113203925702
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Lacquer Peel in The reasonably priced tyre buying thread....   
    Kingpins or death.
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    Mad Cyril reacted to Cavcraft in eBay tat volume 3.   
    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Vario-612-Campervan-Conversion-Motorhome-Luton-Unique-Bespoke-Tiny-Home/163124647944?hash=item25fafc9808:g:HLcAAOSw9CVbNKKV
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