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Mitsubishi became best known for their Zero fighter aircraft from such events as Midway and Pearl Harbour. Many lessons were taken from it when vehicle production commenced after WW2 which is why the initial Galant model was equipped with folding wings and a radial engine. Autocar and Motor tested one against a Beetle where the two were evenly matched in tests with the Galant just shading it on account of its superior deck launching capabilities

AHHHHH! MY EYES!! The colour, the interior, the bodykit, its horrific!! Would though, repeatedly

Be interesting to see what their accounts look like.... https://www.gov.uk/government/organisations/companies-house

The grey is yours? Hubba hubba, I absolutely love that. I might have to see if any of my Russian mates can help you fall out of a window somewhere

That’s pretty close actually. Seems to be “Earnezellen” (ear ner zell enn) when said locally

"Hullo Air New Zealand, how cen I hilp?" "yes yes thank you i need a flight to Tauranga RIGHT NOW" "Ok sir, I can hilp you with thet. Do you have baggage and how hivvy?" "On the way back I will. About a Ton, May need 12 seats or so as I want it in the cabin with me" "OK sir, thets all booked for you although Air New Zealand will riquire trevellers to diclare any foodstuffs on the flught such as fruits or small pine trees" "What? Ahh fuck it"

Right. Very bored this evening so I have decided on a challenge. Pick a car for this lot Louis, Harry, The Major, Professor Marcus, Mrs Wilberforce, and One Round. Harry would roll this. Flash for not much cash and true to his East End roots. Louis. Evil. Foreign. Sophisticated but will stab you in the back. Xantia Professor Marcus. Understated. Definitely a mid range Mercedes The Major. Utter Cad. Has to be.... Ahhhh, Mrs Wilberforce..... One Round. Means well, but stupid. Needs room for Cello. Alfa 33

"Coxon?" "SAH!" "Steer course Austins up to 100k" "Hello, french polishers? Its just possible you could save my life" "Looks at the stars, see how they shine fo-rr youuuuu" I believe this was the local Halfords attempt at British Racing Green "Mariiiiiina, Aqua Mariiiiiina (ute)" Would. Repeatedly. And I would feel no shame Wood, leather, Fins, its basically a Cadillac Now tell me this doesnt just look....right. This one was Halfords attempt at Reynard Metallic "Gold Member! (ba baaa baaaa) He's the man, the main with gears in his suuuuuummmmmp, exhaust in his truuuunk" "Yeah these had Rolls Royce engines these did. No serious, Rolls had a load of Merlins left after WW2 and BMC were desperate so..." Got to go, need to clean myself up after this one "You know number one...when all this is all over....do you think we'll ever have a Mini as nice as that red one?" "I might sir. Thirty years from now I'll be in Never the Twain with Windsor Davies and should pick up a packet from ITV" "Good for you Donald Sinden. Good for you"

Might take 1700. Not serious are you? I don’t think I will be able to fit it in a crate!

That Legnum looks like trouble. Looking at the questions it seems the seller bought it recently to fix it following overheating problems. Probably realised it is HGF rather than a stuck stat so is looking to dispose of it. It doesn’t look like the sort of vehicle that gets an easy ride

Anyway, set co-ordinates for sub 2000 Canterbury pre 2001 Mr Sulu... Bluebird Super Touring with additional downforce because you need that in Osaka traffic. Interior designer only had French curves available. Comes in impossible to name and harder to match shade of something... Camira/Cavalier/Ascona. Getting bronzed in a field. Colour probably called somethng like "Sunburnt Pommie Bastard". Almost deffo has a straight six 4 litre engine developing 85 horsepower, I dunno, I've done no research Oof. This is one Commodore who's paintwork rectification will take a lot longer than an easy Sunday morning. I would have a go though. Anyone seen my Omo? Likely to have owned by a serial killer, it just looks the sort Get your Hands-a around my Glanza. Shit paintwork and several boasts of 10 psi boost on 100 Octane fuel (which you cant get here). This thing is going to blow if it hits 3000 rpm ever again. Still would. I would call it Abu Hamza, the fucked up Glanza because I am strange. Probably get a Viz strip out of that. "Yeah hello, yellow number stickers emporium? Yeah good thanks, have you got three fives in stock by any chance? And some Gold aerosol paint while you're there?" If I were The Man from Atlantis I would have to drive a Lantis like I had Antsis in my Pantsis

I havent posted for four months so lets see what I can impress you all with. The heap o'shite Mitsi passed its warrant today. Once brake bulb required and thats it. Have decided that my chances of having time, space and room for a classic cool car are limited for the moment so Mitsi is going to be tidied up and kept Will there be a roller painting tutorial at some point?

They were really good. I remember getting a call to ask if I was in Lagos because it appeared a clone of my card was doing the rounds.

i think its not once did Benny Hill repeatedly slap Noel Coward on the head before being chased at high speed around a tree in a park by some Nurses to the tune of "Yakkity Sax"

Car show today....I think my favourite was the green datsun Loads more stuff there but I went for the things which were more.....us