Negative Creep

One of these
 

Midnight Purple
 

 
 
 
Techno Violet
 

Not much from a quick google search, mainly just bus pictures
 


 
 

 

Not much from a quick google search, mainly just bus pictures
 


 
 

 

Looks nice from this angle, ruined by the basking shark front ends
 

 

Looks nice from this angle, ruined by the basking shark front ends
 

 

Not car related but as a kid i was making a model using superglue. Midway through doing so i wiped my eye - and stuck my eyelids together

Soon after passing my test I had a Corsa hire car that wouldn't go in to reverse and left me repeatedly stalling as I tried to get out of a space. After a few minutes I worked out what that collar under the gearknob did.....
 
I also once made a Barryboy special Citroen AX 1.0 with M3 mirrors, viper stripes, sunstrip and massive exhaust

https://www.milanuncios.com/renault-de-segunda-mano/renault-r-8-4faros-242270891.htm

 

{ring ring}
 

 
Good eventide, Stupid & Co, how may I help?
 

 
 
'I say, it's Liz here. Are you still able to portray images of a fantasy sexual nature, subject to one's own imagination, what what?
 
 
Certainly, your madge, would you like titties or fadge?
 
 
'One's had a minor tiff with one's grand-daughter in law. Could you please depict Kate as a butterfly with nips like Foden army truck wheel nuts, looking loving lovingly at a bauble of herself defecating on a glass coffee table for William's scat minded pleasure?'
 
Yes of course, you highness. Your butler can collect tomorrow...
 
 

 
 
Anything else, m'am?
 
'Oh crikey, erm, ok one would like that common as muck Meghan Markle with bat wings and a 1970's fanny riding a squashed frog, please'
 

 
 
Is that it, your Royal Highness?
 
'Copulate it, let's go for that stupid bint Fergie getting felt up by Charles in a three cocked hat. That'll learn that wanker Andrew to bring that bint into the family'
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-VT-500-trike-award-winning-easy-project/183133951794?hash=item2aa3a25732:g:hGoAAOSwdBlaonXB

Down at Tesco's nudging BMW X5's out disabled spaces.
 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Patrol-160-L28-Awesome-drift-car/232703168128?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

Another shitey old american truck
 

 
BUT
 

 
WOULD
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dodge-Power-Wagon-440ci/263556894548?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

Probably the best photo of several truly awful ones
 
 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Custom-s-type-4-8-v8-supercharged-jaguar/302676342167?hash=item4678ea7597:g:ErwAAOSwodlar~md
 
'Custom s type 4.8 v8 supercharged jaguar'
 
 
'On 20-Mar-18 at 19:38:43 GMT, seller added the following information: I bought this as a custom car and was told it was a 4.8 v 8 but the u gov site said it's a 4ltr'
 
 
'honestly I have taken her to 189mph and she wines like a gooden it still had more.'

FIK ERF
 

 
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ALFA-RoMEO-GT-6-SPEED-DIESEL/123008554071?hash=item1ca3e19457:g:xF4AAOSwNDJaeEHE