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    Des got a reaction from LT84 in Since when did stuff get so expensive??   
    This odd pattern is well established, it started the moment a Ford Escort of all things could achieve a penny over its weighing in value. There's a type of strange person who will have a greater desire for old shit when it's perceived as expensive and / or meets some exalted yet worthless approval of others, makes them feel good about themselves to believe they are the top monkey / Billy big bollocks. It's a pity the race has yet to completely evolve past the old primate malarkey, if anything is pulling a U-turn. Maybe one day they'll all just whip their knobs out and settle the tedious and long running contest of who has the biggest. In the meantime enjoy choosing superior stuff that's way cheap with your own thinking.
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    Des got a reaction from mercedade in The grumpy thread   
    To be fair, an hour of Emmerdale would likely bore the best of us into truffling out the ringpiece.
  3. Haha
    Des got a reaction from catsinthewelder in Hot Page 3 stuff: new private/light goods vehicle, new me   
    With a warm engine, uncover the carb, rev the knackers off and stuff a big handful of rag down its gullet like you're choking a traffic warden, pull out just before it dies and repeat, like you'd do with a traffic warden, you might get lucky. Or wind the mixture screw out a half turn.
  4. Haha
    Des got a reaction from Ghosty in 1972 basic beetle 1200; mahoosive project   
    That looks pretty sound, radio blanking plate still in place is impressive. Bonnet hinge giving Nazi salute, not so much.
  5. Like
    Des got a reaction from robinmasters in Pela pumps for oil changes.   
    So it's not just myself that expects a full oil filter to stay upright while balanced on the domed end.
  6. Like
    Des got a reaction from Sudsprint in Homemade number plates on peoples cars   
    Well look what I scored in a charity shop yesterday, I'll never buy a plate again.
     

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    Des got a reaction from Maurice Marina in P38 Range Rover, provisionally claimed by *lucky shiter of much winning!   
    Noisy tappet is the Rover V8 politely requesting an oil change, and a positive sign that there's at least one cam lobe with a bit of meat left. Failure to change oil on a new purchase anyway does, I'm afraid, cast a shadow on your character. Now use the thing and come back when you've a proper problem like slipped liners or no oil pressure.
  8. Like
    Des got a reaction from Brodders in Went for a flit to the gulags   
    Went for a drive across Europe, for a couple of weeks but ended up stretching it to a month, had to come back because of punter wanting to buy some equipment, arse.
    Snapped a few pics of awesome but fuck that for a mo, look what I saw when I nipped into town today.
     

     
    Does it get any better? Fuck yeah, R reg and mint.
     

     
    Back to the foreigns, this rather purposeful looking nice thing was in Germany.
     

     
    Then onto Poland, duzy tailpipe is much impress no?
     

     
    The car in front is...
     

     
    Poland has Tesco stores, they stock value range wheeltrims.
     

     
    Was maybe somebody disapointed with an autogas conversion?
     

     
    And it's not Poland until you've seen a fucker walking a cat.
     

     
    Look at the knobrot on this.
     

     

     
    This was wonderful.
     

     
    A wierdo.
     

     
    Camo done wrong, I know this because I could see it quite clearly.
     

     
    Look at this proper car.
     

     
    Communist traffic cones, they look a bit pointy odd but have wheels. How wonderous is that?
     

     
    Fuck the pineapples, I can haz Jeebers.
     

     
    Polish yout all over some small cars and fair play to them.
     

     
    Fancy airbrush art did nothing to prevent this lump of wank from breaking down.
     

     
    This is a Polish public conveniance, two shitters opposite two urinals, I'm sure it would be an interesting experience to try and curl one off whilst every Januz, Boris or Marek wander in and out for a piss, making prolonged eye contact as they say dobry, probably holding hands as well bloody foreigners.
     

     
    Made my way to Czech-land whatever it's called, fucking wow.
     

     

     

     
    Ex Stazi
     

     

     

     

     
    Look what made it all the way from Blighty, and why shouldn't it eh?
     

     
    Skoda tram, how impressive is that? Broken down mind.
     

     
    I did a touristy part of Czech, crawling with selfie stick self obsessed cunts it was, just horrendous, look at this fucker, no lenses in those bins.
     

     
    Then Germany, a shit hot Simson, chrome mudguards, rims and clear lenses, opulance has arrived in the East.
     

     
    Hitlers unfinished build, dwarfing my van, it's a fucking great horseshoe shape in granite, those second level arches, I was able to drive into them by going up a ramp behind some trees, found a few assorted vavle collets up there, which was a bit random.
     

     
    German motel, it looked a bit dilapidated eighties from the outside but fuck me the rooms, timewarp!
     

     

     
    France had this, up for sale at 3000 yoyos, bit much although it was rather arousing.
     

     

     
    Cutest car of evah, I wanted to abduct it and do creepy sex to it.
     

     

     
    French garage door, inspiring. Probably some grim shit like a Corsa living there.
     

     
    And I brought back pressie, remember the Poundland commie cars, some of them made it to the comrades, I picked this up in a market,
     

     
    I don't recall seeing this one here, it's offered to the first person who can post up a pic of themselves Woolarding on a Samara, no photoshop unless done naked and tasteful.
  9. Like
    Des got a reaction from Honey Badger in Went for a flit to the gulags   
    Went for a drive across Europe, for a couple of weeks but ended up stretching it to a month, had to come back because of punter wanting to buy some equipment, arse.
    Snapped a few pics of awesome but fuck that for a mo, look what I saw when I nipped into town today.
     

     
    Does it get any better? Fuck yeah, R reg and mint.
     

     
    Back to the foreigns, this rather purposeful looking nice thing was in Germany.
     

     
    Then onto Poland, duzy tailpipe is much impress no?
     

     
    The car in front is...
     

     
    Poland has Tesco stores, they stock value range wheeltrims.
     

     
    Was maybe somebody disapointed with an autogas conversion?
     

     
    And it's not Poland until you've seen a fucker walking a cat.
     

     
    Look at the knobrot on this.
     

     

     
    This was wonderful.
     

     
    A wierdo.
     

     
    Camo done wrong, I know this because I could see it quite clearly.
     

     
    Look at this proper car.
     

     
    Communist traffic cones, they look a bit pointy odd but have wheels. How wonderous is that?
     

     
    Fuck the pineapples, I can haz Jeebers.
     

     
    Polish yout all over some small cars and fair play to them.
     

     
    Fancy airbrush art did nothing to prevent this lump of wank from breaking down.
     

     
    This is a Polish public conveniance, two shitters opposite two urinals, I'm sure it would be an interesting experience to try and curl one off whilst every Januz, Boris or Marek wander in and out for a piss, making prolonged eye contact as they say dobry, probably holding hands as well bloody foreigners.
     

     
    Made my way to Czech-land whatever it's called, fucking wow.
     

     

     

     
    Ex Stazi
     

     

     

     

     
    Look what made it all the way from Blighty, and why shouldn't it eh?
     

     
    Skoda tram, how impressive is that? Broken down mind.
     

     
    I did a touristy part of Czech, crawling with selfie stick self obsessed cunts it was, just horrendous, look at this fucker, no lenses in those bins.
     

     
    Then Germany, a shit hot Simson, chrome mudguards, rims and clear lenses, opulance has arrived in the East.
     

     
    Hitlers unfinished build, dwarfing my van, it's a fucking great horseshoe shape in granite, those second level arches, I was able to drive into them by going up a ramp behind some trees, found a few assorted vavle collets up there, which was a bit random.
     

     
    German motel, it looked a bit dilapidated eighties from the outside but fuck me the rooms, timewarp!
     

     

     
    France had this, up for sale at 3000 yoyos, bit much although it was rather arousing.
     

     

     
    Cutest car of evah, I wanted to abduct it and do creepy sex to it.
     

     

     
    French garage door, inspiring. Probably some grim shit like a Corsa living there.
     

     
    And I brought back pressie, remember the Poundland commie cars, some of them made it to the comrades, I picked this up in a market,
     

     
    I don't recall seeing this one here, it's offered to the first person who can post up a pic of themselves Woolarding on a Samara, no photoshop unless done naked and tasteful.
  10. Like
    Des got a reaction from Amishtat in Went for a flit to the gulags   
    Went for a drive across Europe, for a couple of weeks but ended up stretching it to a month, had to come back because of punter wanting to buy some equipment, arse.
    Snapped a few pics of awesome but fuck that for a mo, look what I saw when I nipped into town today.
     

     
    Does it get any better? Fuck yeah, R reg and mint.
     

     
    Back to the foreigns, this rather purposeful looking nice thing was in Germany.
     

     
    Then onto Poland, duzy tailpipe is much impress no?
     

     
    The car in front is...
     

     
    Poland has Tesco stores, they stock value range wheeltrims.
     

     
    Was maybe somebody disapointed with an autogas conversion?
     

     
    And it's not Poland until you've seen a fucker walking a cat.
     

     
    Look at the knobrot on this.
     

     

     
    This was wonderful.
     

     
    A wierdo.
     

     
    Camo done wrong, I know this because I could see it quite clearly.
     

     
    Look at this proper car.
     

     
    Communist traffic cones, they look a bit pointy odd but have wheels. How wonderous is that?
     

     
    Fuck the pineapples, I can haz Jeebers.
     

     
    Polish yout all over some small cars and fair play to them.
     

     
    Fancy airbrush art did nothing to prevent this lump of wank from breaking down.
     

     
    This is a Polish public conveniance, two shitters opposite two urinals, I'm sure it would be an interesting experience to try and curl one off whilst every Januz, Boris or Marek wander in and out for a piss, making prolonged eye contact as they say dobry, probably holding hands as well bloody foreigners.
     

     
    Made my way to Czech-land whatever it's called, fucking wow.
     

     

     

     
    Ex Stazi
     

     

     

     

     
    Look what made it all the way from Blighty, and why shouldn't it eh?
     

     
    Skoda tram, how impressive is that? Broken down mind.
     

     
    I did a touristy part of Czech, crawling with selfie stick self obsessed cunts it was, just horrendous, look at this fucker, no lenses in those bins.
     

     
    Then Germany, a shit hot Simson, chrome mudguards, rims and clear lenses, opulance has arrived in the East.
     

     
    Hitlers unfinished build, dwarfing my van, it's a fucking great horseshoe shape in granite, those second level arches, I was able to drive into them by going up a ramp behind some trees, found a few assorted vavle collets up there, which was a bit random.
     

     
    German motel, it looked a bit dilapidated eighties from the outside but fuck me the rooms, timewarp!
     

     

     
    France had this, up for sale at 3000 yoyos, bit much although it was rather arousing.
     

     

     
    Cutest car of evah, I wanted to abduct it and do creepy sex to it.
     

     

     
    French garage door, inspiring. Probably some grim shit like a Corsa living there.
     

     
    And I brought back pressie, remember the Poundland commie cars, some of them made it to the comrades, I picked this up in a market,
     

     
    I don't recall seeing this one here, it's offered to the first person who can post up a pic of themselves Woolarding on a Samara, no photoshop unless done naked and tasteful.
  11. Like
    Des got a reaction from Lacquer Peel in Went for a flit to the gulags   
    THIS SITE ISN'T WHAT IT USED TO BE. I want Samara Woolarding, it's been 24 hours FFS, DON'T MAKE ME DO IT.
     

  12. Like
    Des got a reaction from Lacquer Peel in Went for a flit to the gulags   
    Went for a drive across Europe, for a couple of weeks but ended up stretching it to a month, had to come back because of punter wanting to buy some equipment, arse.
    Snapped a few pics of awesome but fuck that for a mo, look what I saw when I nipped into town today.
     

     
    Does it get any better? Fuck yeah, R reg and mint.
     

     
    Back to the foreigns, this rather purposeful looking nice thing was in Germany.
     

     
    Then onto Poland, duzy tailpipe is much impress no?
     

     
    The car in front is...
     

     
    Poland has Tesco stores, they stock value range wheeltrims.
     

     
    Was maybe somebody disapointed with an autogas conversion?
     

     
    And it's not Poland until you've seen a fucker walking a cat.
     

     
    Look at the knobrot on this.
     

     

     
    This was wonderful.
     

     
    A wierdo.
     

     
    Camo done wrong, I know this because I could see it quite clearly.
     

     
    Look at this proper car.
     

     
    Communist traffic cones, they look a bit pointy odd but have wheels. How wonderous is that?
     

     
    Fuck the pineapples, I can haz Jeebers.
     

     
    Polish yout all over some small cars and fair play to them.
     

     
    Fancy airbrush art did nothing to prevent this lump of wank from breaking down.
     

     
    This is a Polish public conveniance, two shitters opposite two urinals, I'm sure it would be an interesting experience to try and curl one off whilst every Januz, Boris or Marek wander in and out for a piss, making prolonged eye contact as they say dobry, probably holding hands as well bloody foreigners.
     

     
    Made my way to Czech-land whatever it's called, fucking wow.
     

     

     

     
    Ex Stazi
     

     

     

     

     
    Look what made it all the way from Blighty, and why shouldn't it eh?
     

     
    Skoda tram, how impressive is that? Broken down mind.
     

     
    I did a touristy part of Czech, crawling with selfie stick self obsessed cunts it was, just horrendous, look at this fucker, no lenses in those bins.
     

     
    Then Germany, a shit hot Simson, chrome mudguards, rims and clear lenses, opulance has arrived in the East.
     

     
    Hitlers unfinished build, dwarfing my van, it's a fucking great horseshoe shape in granite, those second level arches, I was able to drive into them by going up a ramp behind some trees, found a few assorted vavle collets up there, which was a bit random.
     

     
    German motel, it looked a bit dilapidated eighties from the outside but fuck me the rooms, timewarp!
     

     

     
    France had this, up for sale at 3000 yoyos, bit much although it was rather arousing.
     

     

     
    Cutest car of evah, I wanted to abduct it and do creepy sex to it.
     

     

     
    French garage door, inspiring. Probably some grim shit like a Corsa living there.
     

     
    And I brought back pressie, remember the Poundland commie cars, some of them made it to the comrades, I picked this up in a market,
     

     
    I don't recall seeing this one here, it's offered to the first person who can post up a pic of themselves Woolarding on a Samara, no photoshop unless done naked and tasteful.
  13. Like
    Des got a reaction from The Old Bloke Next Door in Went for a flit to the gulags   
    Went for a drive across Europe, for a couple of weeks but ended up stretching it to a month, had to come back because of punter wanting to buy some equipment, arse.
    Snapped a few pics of awesome but fuck that for a mo, look what I saw when I nipped into town today.
     

     
    Does it get any better? Fuck yeah, R reg and mint.
     

     
    Back to the foreigns, this rather purposeful looking nice thing was in Germany.
     

     
    Then onto Poland, duzy tailpipe is much impress no?
     

     
    The car in front is...
     

     
    Poland has Tesco stores, they stock value range wheeltrims.
     

     
    Was maybe somebody disapointed with an autogas conversion?
     

     
    And it's not Poland until you've seen a fucker walking a cat.
     

     
    Look at the knobrot on this.
     

     

     
    This was wonderful.
     

     
    A wierdo.
     

     
    Camo done wrong, I know this because I could see it quite clearly.
     

     
    Look at this proper car.
     

     
    Communist traffic cones, they look a bit pointy odd but have wheels. How wonderous is that?
     

     
    Fuck the pineapples, I can haz Jeebers.
     

     
    Polish yout all over some small cars and fair play to them.
     

     
    Fancy airbrush art did nothing to prevent this lump of wank from breaking down.
     

     
    This is a Polish public conveniance, two shitters opposite two urinals, I'm sure it would be an interesting experience to try and curl one off whilst every Januz, Boris or Marek wander in and out for a piss, making prolonged eye contact as they say dobry, probably holding hands as well bloody foreigners.
     

     
    Made my way to Czech-land whatever it's called, fucking wow.
     

     

     

     
    Ex Stazi
     

     

     

     

     
    Look what made it all the way from Blighty, and why shouldn't it eh?
     

     
    Skoda tram, how impressive is that? Broken down mind.
     

     
    I did a touristy part of Czech, crawling with selfie stick self obsessed cunts it was, just horrendous, look at this fucker, no lenses in those bins.
     

     
    Then Germany, a shit hot Simson, chrome mudguards, rims and clear lenses, opulance has arrived in the East.
     

     
    Hitlers unfinished build, dwarfing my van, it's a fucking great horseshoe shape in granite, those second level arches, I was able to drive into them by going up a ramp behind some trees, found a few assorted vavle collets up there, which was a bit random.
     

     
    German motel, it looked a bit dilapidated eighties from the outside but fuck me the rooms, timewarp!
     

     

     
    France had this, up for sale at 3000 yoyos, bit much although it was rather arousing.
     

     

     
    Cutest car of evah, I wanted to abduct it and do creepy sex to it.
     

     

     
    French garage door, inspiring. Probably some grim shit like a Corsa living there.
     

     
    And I brought back pressie, remember the Poundland commie cars, some of them made it to the comrades, I picked this up in a market,
     

     
    I don't recall seeing this one here, it's offered to the first person who can post up a pic of themselves Woolarding on a Samara, no photoshop unless done naked and tasteful.
  14. Like
    Des got a reaction from chodweaver in Went for a flit to the gulags   
    Went for a drive across Europe, for a couple of weeks but ended up stretching it to a month, had to come back because of punter wanting to buy some equipment, arse.
    Snapped a few pics of awesome but fuck that for a mo, look what I saw when I nipped into town today.
     

     
    Does it get any better? Fuck yeah, R reg and mint.
     

     
    Back to the foreigns, this rather purposeful looking nice thing was in Germany.
     

     
    Then onto Poland, duzy tailpipe is much impress no?
     

     
    The car in front is...
     

     
    Poland has Tesco stores, they stock value range wheeltrims.
     

     
    Was maybe somebody disapointed with an autogas conversion?
     

     
    And it's not Poland until you've seen a fucker walking a cat.
     

     
    Look at the knobrot on this.
     

     

     
    This was wonderful.
     

     
    A wierdo.
     

     
    Camo done wrong, I know this because I could see it quite clearly.
     

     
    Look at this proper car.
     

     
    Communist traffic cones, they look a bit pointy odd but have wheels. How wonderous is that?
     

     
    Fuck the pineapples, I can haz Jeebers.
     

     
    Polish yout all over some small cars and fair play to them.
     

     
    Fancy airbrush art did nothing to prevent this lump of wank from breaking down.
     

     
    This is a Polish public conveniance, two shitters opposite two urinals, I'm sure it would be an interesting experience to try and curl one off whilst every Januz, Boris or Marek wander in and out for a piss, making prolonged eye contact as they say dobry, probably holding hands as well bloody foreigners.
     

     
    Made my way to Czech-land whatever it's called, fucking wow.
     

     

     

     
    Ex Stazi
     

     

     

     

     
    Look what made it all the way from Blighty, and why shouldn't it eh?
     

     
    Skoda tram, how impressive is that? Broken down mind.
     

     
    I did a touristy part of Czech, crawling with selfie stick self obsessed cunts it was, just horrendous, look at this fucker, no lenses in those bins.
     

     
    Then Germany, a shit hot Simson, chrome mudguards, rims and clear lenses, opulance has arrived in the East.
     

     
    Hitlers unfinished build, dwarfing my van, it's a fucking great horseshoe shape in granite, those second level arches, I was able to drive into them by going up a ramp behind some trees, found a few assorted vavle collets up there, which was a bit random.
     

     
    German motel, it looked a bit dilapidated eighties from the outside but fuck me the rooms, timewarp!
     

     

     
    France had this, up for sale at 3000 yoyos, bit much although it was rather arousing.
     

     

     
    Cutest car of evah, I wanted to abduct it and do creepy sex to it.
     

     

     
    French garage door, inspiring. Probably some grim shit like a Corsa living there.
     

     
    And I brought back pressie, remember the Poundland commie cars, some of them made it to the comrades, I picked this up in a market,
     

     
    I don't recall seeing this one here, it's offered to the first person who can post up a pic of themselves Woolarding on a Samara, no photoshop unless done naked and tasteful.
  15. Like
    Des got a reaction from Tamworthbay in Went for a flit to the gulags   
    Went for a drive across Europe, for a couple of weeks but ended up stretching it to a month, had to come back because of punter wanting to buy some equipment, arse.
    Snapped a few pics of awesome but fuck that for a mo, look what I saw when I nipped into town today.
     

     
    Does it get any better? Fuck yeah, R reg and mint.
     

     
    Back to the foreigns, this rather purposeful looking nice thing was in Germany.
     

     
    Then onto Poland, duzy tailpipe is much impress no?
     

     
    The car in front is...
     

     
    Poland has Tesco stores, they stock value range wheeltrims.
     

     
    Was maybe somebody disapointed with an autogas conversion?
     

     
    And it's not Poland until you've seen a fucker walking a cat.
     

     
    Look at the knobrot on this.
     

     

     
    This was wonderful.
     

     
    A wierdo.
     

     
    Camo done wrong, I know this because I could see it quite clearly.
     

     
    Look at this proper car.
     

     
    Communist traffic cones, they look a bit pointy odd but have wheels. How wonderous is that?
     

     
    Fuck the pineapples, I can haz Jeebers.
     

     
    Polish yout all over some small cars and fair play to them.
     

     
    Fancy airbrush art did nothing to prevent this lump of wank from breaking down.
     

     
    This is a Polish public conveniance, two shitters opposite two urinals, I'm sure it would be an interesting experience to try and curl one off whilst every Januz, Boris or Marek wander in and out for a piss, making prolonged eye contact as they say dobry, probably holding hands as well bloody foreigners.
     

     
    Made my way to Czech-land whatever it's called, fucking wow.
     

     

     

     
    Ex Stazi
     

     

     

     

     
    Look what made it all the way from Blighty, and why shouldn't it eh?
     

     
    Skoda tram, how impressive is that? Broken down mind.
     

     
    I did a touristy part of Czech, crawling with selfie stick self obsessed cunts it was, just horrendous, look at this fucker, no lenses in those bins.
     

     
    Then Germany, a shit hot Simson, chrome mudguards, rims and clear lenses, opulance has arrived in the East.
     

     
    Hitlers unfinished build, dwarfing my van, it's a fucking great horseshoe shape in granite, those second level arches, I was able to drive into them by going up a ramp behind some trees, found a few assorted vavle collets up there, which was a bit random.
     

     
    German motel, it looked a bit dilapidated eighties from the outside but fuck me the rooms, timewarp!
     

     

     
    France had this, up for sale at 3000 yoyos, bit much although it was rather arousing.
     

     

     
    Cutest car of evah, I wanted to abduct it and do creepy sex to it.
     

     

     
    French garage door, inspiring. Probably some grim shit like a Corsa living there.
     

     
    And I brought back pressie, remember the Poundland commie cars, some of them made it to the comrades, I picked this up in a market,
     

     
    I don't recall seeing this one here, it's offered to the first person who can post up a pic of themselves Woolarding on a Samara, no photoshop unless done naked and tasteful.
  16. Like
    Des got a reaction from egg in Went for a flit to the gulags   
    Went for a drive across Europe, for a couple of weeks but ended up stretching it to a month, had to come back because of punter wanting to buy some equipment, arse.
    Snapped a few pics of awesome but fuck that for a mo, look what I saw when I nipped into town today.
     

     
    Does it get any better? Fuck yeah, R reg and mint.
     

     
    Back to the foreigns, this rather purposeful looking nice thing was in Germany.
     

     
    Then onto Poland, duzy tailpipe is much impress no?
     

     
    The car in front is...
     

     
    Poland has Tesco stores, they stock value range wheeltrims.
     

     
    Was maybe somebody disapointed with an autogas conversion?
     

     
    And it's not Poland until you've seen a fucker walking a cat.
     

     
    Look at the knobrot on this.
     

     

     
    This was wonderful.
     

     
    A wierdo.
     

     
    Camo done wrong, I know this because I could see it quite clearly.
     

     
    Look at this proper car.
     

     
    Communist traffic cones, they look a bit pointy odd but have wheels. How wonderous is that?
     

     
    Fuck the pineapples, I can haz Jeebers.
     

     
    Polish yout all over some small cars and fair play to them.
     

     
    Fancy airbrush art did nothing to prevent this lump of wank from breaking down.
     

     
    This is a Polish public conveniance, two shitters opposite two urinals, I'm sure it would be an interesting experience to try and curl one off whilst every Januz, Boris or Marek wander in and out for a piss, making prolonged eye contact as they say dobry, probably holding hands as well bloody foreigners.
     

     
    Made my way to Czech-land whatever it's called, fucking wow.
     

     

     

     
    Ex Stazi
     

     

     

     

     
    Look what made it all the way from Blighty, and why shouldn't it eh?
     

     
    Skoda tram, how impressive is that? Broken down mind.
     

     
    I did a touristy part of Czech, crawling with selfie stick self obsessed cunts it was, just horrendous, look at this fucker, no lenses in those bins.
     

     
    Then Germany, a shit hot Simson, chrome mudguards, rims and clear lenses, opulance has arrived in the East.
     

     
    Hitlers unfinished build, dwarfing my van, it's a fucking great horseshoe shape in granite, those second level arches, I was able to drive into them by going up a ramp behind some trees, found a few assorted vavle collets up there, which was a bit random.
     

     
    German motel, it looked a bit dilapidated eighties from the outside but fuck me the rooms, timewarp!
     

     

     
    France had this, up for sale at 3000 yoyos, bit much although it was rather arousing.
     

     

     
    Cutest car of evah, I wanted to abduct it and do creepy sex to it.
     

     

     
    French garage door, inspiring. Probably some grim shit like a Corsa living there.
     

     
    And I brought back pressie, remember the Poundland commie cars, some of them made it to the comrades, I picked this up in a market,
     

     
    I don't recall seeing this one here, it's offered to the first person who can post up a pic of themselves Woolarding on a Samara, no photoshop unless done naked and tasteful.
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    Des got a reaction from martc in Went for a flit to the gulags   
    Went for a drive across Europe, for a couple of weeks but ended up stretching it to a month, had to come back because of punter wanting to buy some equipment, arse.
    Snapped a few pics of awesome but fuck that for a mo, look what I saw when I nipped into town today.
     

     
    Does it get any better? Fuck yeah, R reg and mint.
     

     
    Back to the foreigns, this rather purposeful looking nice thing was in Germany.
     

     
    Then onto Poland, duzy tailpipe is much impress no?
     

     
    The car in front is...
     

     
    Poland has Tesco stores, they stock value range wheeltrims.
     

     
    Was maybe somebody disapointed with an autogas conversion?
     

     
    And it's not Poland until you've seen a fucker walking a cat.
     

     
    Look at the knobrot on this.
     

     

     
    This was wonderful.
     

     
    A wierdo.
     

     
    Camo done wrong, I know this because I could see it quite clearly.
     

     
    Look at this proper car.
     

     
    Communist traffic cones, they look a bit pointy odd but have wheels. How wonderous is that?
     

     
    Fuck the pineapples, I can haz Jeebers.
     

     
    Polish yout all over some small cars and fair play to them.
     

     
    Fancy airbrush art did nothing to prevent this lump of wank from breaking down.
     

     
    This is a Polish public conveniance, two shitters opposite two urinals, I'm sure it would be an interesting experience to try and curl one off whilst every Januz, Boris or Marek wander in and out for a piss, making prolonged eye contact as they say dobry, probably holding hands as well bloody foreigners.
     

     
    Made my way to Czech-land whatever it's called, fucking wow.
     

     

     

     
    Ex Stazi
     

     

     

     

     
    Look what made it all the way from Blighty, and why shouldn't it eh?
     

     
    Skoda tram, how impressive is that? Broken down mind.
     

     
    I did a touristy part of Czech, crawling with selfie stick self obsessed cunts it was, just horrendous, look at this fucker, no lenses in those bins.
     

     
    Then Germany, a shit hot Simson, chrome mudguards, rims and clear lenses, opulance has arrived in the East.
     

     
    Hitlers unfinished build, dwarfing my van, it's a fucking great horseshoe shape in granite, those second level arches, I was able to drive into them by going up a ramp behind some trees, found a few assorted vavle collets up there, which was a bit random.
     

     
    German motel, it looked a bit dilapidated eighties from the outside but fuck me the rooms, timewarp!
     

     

     
    France had this, up for sale at 3000 yoyos, bit much although it was rather arousing.
     

     

     
    Cutest car of evah, I wanted to abduct it and do creepy sex to it.
     

     

     
    French garage door, inspiring. Probably some grim shit like a Corsa living there.
     

     
    And I brought back pressie, remember the Poundland commie cars, some of them made it to the comrades, I picked this up in a market,
     

     
    I don't recall seeing this one here, it's offered to the first person who can post up a pic of themselves Woolarding on a Samara, no photoshop unless done naked and tasteful.
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    Des got a reaction from cros in Safety Last.   
    I've probably driven as many miles without as with, I'm definetly a more careful driver without, and as a result I think safer. Very important not to hit trees, lamposts or anything solid, you're puree if you do. Obviously car-wise anything old enough to be non belted won't have crumple zones either, (other than rust created ones) although modern vehicles will share theirs, and if you've enough mass / velocity might even sacrifice their passenger compartments. Modern 4X4s are already pulling this nastiness.
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    Des got a reaction from cros in Rover immobiliser eggspurt needed   
    SNAPPPPPP!
     

     
    £20? How the other half live eh? I soldered mine.
    This reminds me of when I worked with a right know all dick 20 odd years ago, a dead Rover was dragged in, from the bleep bleep of the remote I recognised the presence of a shit alarm that was a dealer fit in Rovers, VWs, Toyotas etc. These fuckers caused countless breakdowns from the way they were installed by cunts who would cut the starter feed wire under the steering column and twist/tape a couple of brown wires from the shit alarm into the circuit. Know all dick spent the morning cocking around the Rover, lunchtime came and he only went up to Macess to buy a Haynes mongbook, what a wanker. I kept an eye on the twat while he tried to make sense of a wiring diagram before going back to removing random bits of trim and poking around, then just before knocking off time know all dick announces that he can't find the fault, this is as close as the big headed, know all, authority on all subjects wanker ever came to asking for help, so I walked over, pulled a ready spread circuit bridging split pin from my pocket and pushed it into the relevant terminals at the exposed column and POW! fired the Rover up, fixed in 5 seconds. Then I laughed in know all dicks face while removing my overalls and fucked off home.
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    Des got a reaction from cros in Homemade number plates on peoples cars   
    Well look what I scored in a charity shop yesterday, I'll never buy a plate again.
     

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    Des got a reaction from w00dy in The DIY Workshop Incompetence Thread.   
    Example of professional incompetance and what was kind of the final straw ending my time in the motor business about when it turned sour in the early '90s. I was sole mechanic in a small but busy workshop, came in early as there was a few jobs booked in, usual bollocks, all had to be done today, no question, after a long day of chaotic frenzy not stopping to even scratch my balls, it was getting dark when it was pointed out that I had 15 mins to get a half serviced Nissan Sunny to the MOT station, hared off down the road, realised I'd not refilled the engine oil, Nissan engine didn't seem bothered but I darted back anyway and threw in the plug, filter and some oil and got the thing MOTed, went back to workshop and straight onto assembling some disgusting twin wheel Transit rear brakes that the parts had only just turned up for, outside in the dark while the punter tested my patience.
    Came in next morning and found the front pulley bolt from the Sunny sitting on the ramp where I'd left it when changing cambelt, I'd been in and off the Nissan countless times, courting disaster, had to ring the punter and lie that a small insignificant service item had just arrived and pop round to his home to fit it, the thing had done a fair few miles with only the woodruf key driving the cam, amazing engines Mr. Nissan.
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    Des got a reaction from Alusilber in The Thousand Pound Range Rover   
    In fairness they did manage a fine job of making a right royal pigs ear of a fuck up before they were done with it.
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    Des got a reaction from Ohdearme in Confessions Corner? Forgive me Father for I can haz sins.   
    What about some soul cleansing by owning up to our wrongdoings, acts of stupidity, maliciousness, etc.
    No need to sit in a dark cubicle having every salacious detail of pulling yourself off slowly drawn out, come clean here and let everyone else judge you.
     
    My latest, returned to van parked up in Harrow Weald, faffed about with a phone charger for a moment then went to pull off and found van had no drive, WTF? Tried reverse, went through all the gears, nothing, start trying to figure out whats happened, no noises to give me a clue and the clutch feels normal, so I jump out and nip round the back where the mechanicals are to look underneath and immediately find the problem, the engine isn't running, the heater fan was mind and makes a fairly similar sound / vibration.
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    Des got a reaction from Nyphur in Confessions Corner? Forgive me Father for I can haz sins.   
    What about some soul cleansing by owning up to our wrongdoings, acts of stupidity, maliciousness, etc.
    No need to sit in a dark cubicle having every salacious detail of pulling yourself off slowly drawn out, come clean here and let everyone else judge you.
     
    My latest, returned to van parked up in Harrow Weald, faffed about with a phone charger for a moment then went to pull off and found van had no drive, WTF? Tried reverse, went through all the gears, nothing, start trying to figure out whats happened, no noises to give me a clue and the clutch feels normal, so I jump out and nip round the back where the mechanicals are to look underneath and immediately find the problem, the engine isn't running, the heater fan was mind and makes a fairly similar sound / vibration.
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    Des got a reaction from Exiled_Tat_Gatherer in Confessions Corner? Forgive me Father for I can haz sins.   
    What about some soul cleansing by owning up to our wrongdoings, acts of stupidity, maliciousness, etc.
    No need to sit in a dark cubicle having every salacious detail of pulling yourself off slowly drawn out, come clean here and let everyone else judge you.
     
    My latest, returned to van parked up in Harrow Weald, faffed about with a phone charger for a moment then went to pull off and found van had no drive, WTF? Tried reverse, went through all the gears, nothing, start trying to figure out whats happened, no noises to give me a clue and the clutch feels normal, so I jump out and nip round the back where the mechanicals are to look underneath and immediately find the problem, the engine isn't running, the heater fan was mind and makes a fairly similar sound / vibration.
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