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    garycox reacted to Mr_Bo11ox in MR_BOL'S EUROSHITE SCANS - New Jan 2018 - Renault 4 built by Alfa Romeo   
    Hey we've not had one of these for a while have we. I bought a copy of Gazoline while I was away so here is a little nugget about a grade A shite box which I am sure will interest you espiecially if you are one of our many Renner lickers. I knew nowt about these but they sound like top level shite, I bet they make a bloody awful daily. Want!!!!
     

     
     
    A MINIMALIST 4x4 - The renault 18 4x4 Break!
     
    The world was not yet speaking of SUV's when, in 1983, Renault introduced its estate car equipped with a 4wd system. Only a few details differentiate it: A large stonechip band round the lower sections of the bodywork; a pair of indicator repeaters; a little 4x4 badge on the tailgate and a slightly taller ride height. It was hardlty a radical 4x4, but its capabilities were appreciated in mountainous regions for its increased safety on icy and slippery rough roads.
     
    The Renner 18 4x4 was amed at a clientele who didnt want a big heavy traditional 4x4, but who couldnt stomach a mere pair of driven wheels. A sort of compromise, capable of performing as a conventionnal family car but up for a bit of scrambling now and then. Ambitions were modest and based on experiences learned with former 4x4 collaborator Sinpar. This time, the manufacturer opted for an in-house integral 4x4 transmission so as to minimise costs and achieve the simplest 4x4 package; an OT1 rear axle taken straight from the Trafic van and mounted on coil springs and modified twin-output gearbox with no transfer box or low-range gears, although the ratios were revised compared to the standard R18. The gearbox had a revised rear housing with the rear output flange engaged via a synchromeshed selector operated by a simple lever between the seats. The floorpan of the R18 needed some fairly major surgery to integrate this new layout and featured a new transmission tunnel, modified rear crossmember, revised suspension mounting points, exhaust and rear seat!!!
     

    The rear axle is a very slightly modified Trafic unit. To the right, the lever which engages the rear drive elements of the transmission.
     
    Engaging the rear-drive is a little disarming as there is only a very short travel on the lever and a large force is required to operate it. But it can be done rapidly which is useful and it can be done on the move (with the clutch depressed of course). Handy if you encounter some unexpected ice ot whatever on the road. in 2wd operation, as there are no freewheeling hubs or diff, the rear transmission is always being 'towed along' as you drive which brings penalties in terms of noise, inertia, fuel consumption and performance. Its of course the downside of such a simple 4wd system. 2 4-cyl engines were available; the 1647cc/74ch petrol (actually replaced in 1986 by the 1995cc of the R18 GTX) or the 2068cc/67ch diesel. The petrol could achieve the slightly higher top speed of the two, in the region of 90mph. The diesel had better low-speed torque availability but was also heavier (particularly noticeable under braking).
     

    Good points: Performance on rough ground, comfort
    Bad points: Underpowered, body roll in normal use
     
     
    From inside, beyond the 4x4 lever and the 4x4 indicator light on the dash it was standard R18 fare. Where the interest comes, is in the driving. ON snow and loose surfaces, and steep slopes (up to 37%!) the traction is really impressive. Clearly you're not going to win any fights with a Land Rover of course, mainly due to the lack of any low-range gearing and the relatively large F & R overhangs. The R18 4x4 can quickly run out of steam in soft sand if you don't give it the beans which can seem a little brutal, and on undulating surfaces the pendular motion of the soft rear suspension can be a bit unpleasant. Its difficult to avoid that, and the rigidity of the rear axle can also induce oversteer and put you in a slide. This is entertaining if you want it but probably not if you are trying to get down an icy country lane. On top of that, to aid articulaion of the wheels Renault deleted the front anti roll bar. This works well at its intended function but on the road you certainly notice the increased wobbliness of the front end. LAst point is the ground clearance. Too low (16.5cm) for serious off road yomping. You have to approach obstacles slowly and take care not to belly the car out on its sump or floorpan! Take care with that or it'll be you who has to dig/push/shove it out.
     

    A little higher on its feet that the standard R18, the 4x4 also has a distinctive aesthetic treatment with the lower sections of the bodywork painted with an anthracite-coloured anti-stonechip coating.
     
    In summary: A good car for playing at being a runaway! No more, no less.
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    garycox reacted to Black_GT in Anyone going to Harpenden tonight?   
    Was a great show, with some cracking Autoshite!  These are the few photos I took:
     

     

     
    This Bedford was there 2 years ago, fresh from being dragged out of a barn... 
     

     

     
    Talbot Tagora!  Amazing condition too.  
     

     
    Someone next to the Tagora couldn't believe I was more interested in it that the 55 plate monstrosity of a Mustang next to it!
     

     
    This rare Scirocco GTS has been there the last few years
     

     
    This GSA was stunning, cracking dash!
     
     

     
     
    This was pretty mint
     

     
    Other notable cars that I didn't get a change to photograph were a lovely beige Allegro (garycox's I assume?), several Rover P5s and P6s, allegedly the oldest Cavalier in the world and a Stanley steam car.
     
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    garycox reacted to Conrad D. Conelrad in Worse than the Astra, you're even worse than the Astra. FOCUS FOR SALE.   
    Okay (although I have adjusted your request based on your recent history of shifting £200 motors on this site)
     

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    garycox got a reaction from loserone in MY CORTINA'S   
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    garycox reacted to dugong in Anyone going to Harpenden tonight?   
    Going to try and get down to this.
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    garycox got a reaction from dugong in Anyone going to Harpenden tonight?   
    I will be there in the beige Allegro if the now-traditional breakdown doesn't happen on the way.
     
    In 2012 we broke down on the way there in the Simca, and last year on the way back in the Herald. The Allegro is usually fairly reliable though...
     
    Seth should be there too, in the Hillman I assume.
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    garycox got a reaction from outlaw118 in Anyone going to Harpenden tonight?   
    I will be there in the beige Allegro if the now-traditional breakdown doesn't happen on the way.
     
    In 2012 we broke down on the way there in the Simca, and last year on the way back in the Herald. The Allegro is usually fairly reliable though...
     
    Seth should be there too, in the Hillman I assume.
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    garycox reacted to Junkman in Eye-catching black and whites   
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    garycox reacted to Angrydicky in Austin Allegro 1.3 sdl   
    Please don't matt it!
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    garycox got a reaction from Charlie Croker in Shitroen AX 1.5 Dizzler - NOW SOLD!!!!!   
    Is this definitely an AX rather than a Saxo? W or X reg will be a Saxo.
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    garycox reacted to Bucketeer in French Speaker Required!   
    Meanwhile I'll keep my ears peeled and my eye to the ground across the Channel. Also don't hesitate to PM, text or shout REALLY LOUDLY if you have any other leads that need investigating.
    GLWTSimca.
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    garycox reacted to Bucketeer in French Speaker Required!   
    No problem GC. I know how fruitless your search has been so one way or another I will speak to the seller.
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    garycox got a reaction from RobT in Rover 416 GTi automatic   
    Don't keep it on my account, as I'll need to get the Escort back, discuss it with my friend, etc before I can even decide so if anyone wants it and can commit and collect sooner let them have it.
     
    The Escort 'might' be fine (unlikely) and even if* it isn't he might prefer to take the Micra on for a bit. He's back on Monday and we'll get the Escort back and make a decision at some point this week. Will let you know ASAP obvs.
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    garycox got a reaction from Cavcraft in The grumpy thread   
    While in the pub yesterday at 2pm-ish (was my birthday on Friday so was starting early to 'celebrate'), I got a call from 'the Police' on a really bad line from an unknown number.
     
    The first thing they said was 'are you at home?' (no), followed by 'can you meet us? can we come and meet you? where are you?' etc. I wasn't that far away from home so said I could walk back if it was that important but what was it about? Woman asked if I had a contact number for my friend who has the Escort at the moment, it'd been 'found' apparently. I wasn't aware it was lost, but gave her the number over the phone and informed her that he was in Plymouth all weekend and had taken the train there.
     
    She then decided that that was all she wanted and didn't need to meet me at all, so I have no idea WTF all that bollocks was about.
     
    That car is registered and insured in my friend's name, I'm a named driver on it, but they only have my name, DOB and address. How the fuck did they get my number?! And why couldn't they get his via the same method?
     
    Anyway, it turns out some twat had stolen the Escort and left it in Hailsham or something with the engine running. No idea how badly damaged it is, as they didn't have a clue over the phone. They mentioned broken glass, and as it was left running I assume the ignition is fucked. Dunno whether it's been crashed or anything.
     
    Can't collect it yet as they're doing scene of crime stuff on it. Last time I had a car stolen (Metro), it cost me more than it was worth to get it back off the Police, with the towing and storage fees, so I'm fully expecting that to happen again.
     
    So, car stolen and damaged, and a needlessly hostile call from the Police. HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 MEEE.
     
    But that's not all... http://www.sussex.police.uk/whats-happening/latest/news-stories/2014/05/24/sub-post-office-robbed-near-hailsham
     
    A bit of Googling has revealed that it was used in a fucking Post Office robbery!! FFS!!
     
    AARGH EVERYTHING IS SHIT I GIVE UP.
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    garycox reacted to barrett in The new news 24 thread   
    Just did a quick tally up and I have piloted 23 different automobiles in the last 12 months of driving. I also made this shonky infographic of most of them. The remaining three were a Vauxhall Vivaro, a new Mini Clubman and Dickie's A35 (but that was only for about 300 yards so barely counts)
     
     

     
     
    They range from a 328cc two-stroke twin to a 4.4l V-12, with most things in between. PRACE BETS NOW for how many different things the next 12 months will bring
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    garycox reacted to dollywobbler in Shitefest Wales 2014 photo thread   
    Er, this thread has got odd.
     
    My photos. https://www.flickr.com/photos/11773838@N02/
     
    Highlights
     
    SVM OVROAD MONGFEST (getting into the camping field)
    Volvo off road by dollywobbler
     
    Gary's bed fail (all of the seats looked like this. And the boot)
    Volvo Bed Phail by dollywobbler
     
    Even the sun was too cold for Scotland
    Cold Scot by dollywobbler
     
    Poor Woollarding attempt in group shot
    Autoshite Day Out by dollywobbler, on Flickr
     
    Two-stroke Fiesta causes so much excitement that Will's clothes fell off
    So exciting his clothes fell off by dollywobbler
     
    Not abandoned
    Not abandoned by dollywobbler
     
    Volvo Assist
    Volvo Assist by dollywobbler
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    garycox got a reaction from HMC in Shitefest Cymru - 16th-18th May 2014   
    I got back in about 6hrs yesterday, using 100% Volvo power as well...
     
    I fixed the noise by turning the stereo up and opening the window and sunroof. It is still doing it though, probably ought to look at it at some point.
     
    Was a great weekend, but although the Volvo was much better than sleeping in a tent It did seem like cheating a bit. I'll bring something else next year.
     
    Oh, and Dave Scotland - thanks for the CD, I think. It did get a lot of use on the way home.
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    garycox got a reaction from KruJoe in Shitefest Cymru - 16th-18th May 2014   
    I got back in about 6hrs yesterday, using 100% Volvo power as well...
     
    I fixed the noise by turning the stereo up and opening the window and sunroof. It is still doing it though, probably ought to look at it at some point.
     
    Was a great weekend, but although the Volvo was much better than sleeping in a tent It did seem like cheating a bit. I'll bring something else next year.
     
    Oh, and Dave Scotland - thanks for the CD, I think. It did get a lot of use on the way home.
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